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Uncle Jimmy

@twittercaneatit.bsky.social
692 followers 31 following 419 posts

Music lover, weed enthusiast, lover of goldfish… the snack, not the actual fish. Well, I guess I like the fish ok. I like dogs and cats too… and my children, occasionally. My wife is awesome, my job is awesome, my life is awesome. I joke around a lot too.

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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just putting it out there that I wrote a book. It’s a kids book called “Never Get Mad At Your Cookies” and I have it for sale on Amazon. Get one for the kids in your life. a.co/d/0e0xz5OH
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I wrote a kids book. It’s available on Amazon for sale a.co/d/0bGRA07F
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I wrote a book. It’s for kids a.co/d/0bGRA07F
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Amazon.com
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
I love when they turn on each other
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
She’s gonna be president one day
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Siting alone, drinking beer at the bar till my wife joins me. It’s my birthday and I’ll get shit faced if I want to. 51 looks good on me.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
What was it about the rich and the eye of the needle that Jesus said? 🤣
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Arrested? They would have hanged him.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Trump stole power though
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
I’m waiting on the physical fighting to start
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
June 14th will be Obama day
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
He didn’t write it at all
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I’m ready for June 14th aka Obama Day.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 26/04/2025
Yay! Now do the rest of the magats in congress
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
The war is ENTIRELY trumps fault
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Winning with Deadbeat DonOld
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
My new baby. G13
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
No wound. He was NEVER shot. I demand an investigation into that fake shooting of DonOld trump
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Preferably on live TV so we can replay it during the annual celebration
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
Probably because trump didn’t actually win that district… or most of the other districts he “won”.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I can’t be. I’m already immune to it
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
I heard they were falling apart in tropical climates, but this is gold
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
My first roommate was my wife. I love my friends but they weren’t welcome to live with me.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
The last 3 presidential elections suggest that democrats don’t learn lessons from their own folly. They make the same mistakes over and over and spend more time infighting over petty issues than standing up to injustice. MAGA won because dems have no focus. They will ruin AOCs shot too.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
“A fraudster always makes the loudest noise, screaming, yelling, and complaining”. Certainly explains trump.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Excellent news
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
My baby
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Yeah TDS is a mental disorder. I 💯 agree with that. What the magats got wrong is who is afflicted. You have to be deranged to support and worship that monster.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Friday is Fri-yay. There is beer and a fat joint waiting for me at quitting time.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
The 2024 election was stolen. Every magat accusation is a confession
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
What I wish ACTUALLY happened.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Some guy told me I could make cannabis tinctures if I soak weed in Everclear. I didn’t believe him, but he gave me a great idea. Now I’m taking tincture drops and drinking Everclear. I love how inspiration can come from the oddest places.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Anyone else have a good idea on how to deal with these trashy people? What’s Luigi doing these days?
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
His bots can’t outwit the users
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
If anyone is near the West Dundee area of Illinois, I left an eighth of weed on top of an electrical box outside a Holiday Hotel. Good luck
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Sorry, I don’t announce their name in public forums. I try to keep this and my work separate.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Proud to announce that the company I work for issued a notice that they will not be changing their DEI standards despite the president’s choices.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I’ve never been THAT hungry.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Going to Chicago for a long weekend. Any must see destinations, aside from the usual tourist traps?
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Right on
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
2024 was rigged
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Oh good, I’m sure she thinks he learned his lesson
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Donald, Eric, Ivanka D.E.I.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Such a weird thing to feel proud about… but here I am. 🤣
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
In my experience, most target shoppers already have a husband.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Not a democrat, but even us independents would like some answers
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Angry. But I’m always angry.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
He should be, but he won’t be.
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