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Uncle Jimmy

@twittercaneatit.bsky.social
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Music lover, weed enthusiast, lover of goldfish… the snack, not the actual fish. Well, I guess I like the fish ok. I like dogs and cats too… and my children, occasionally. My wife is awesome, my job is awesome, my life is awesome. I joke around a lot too.

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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Just putting it out there that I wrote a book. It’s a kids book called “Never Get Mad At Your Cookies” and I have it for sale on Amazon. Get one for the kids in your life. a.co/d/0e0xz5OH
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I wrote a kids book. It’s available on Amazon for sale a.co/d/0bGRA07F
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I wrote a book. It’s for kids a.co/d/0bGRA07F
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Siting alone, drinking beer at the bar till my wife joins me. It’s my birthday and I’ll get shit faced if I want to. 51 looks good on me.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
I’m ready for June 14th aka Obama Day.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Winning with Deadbeat DonOld
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
My new baby. G13
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
No wound. He was NEVER shot. I demand an investigation into that fake shooting of DonOld trump
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
My baby
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Friday is Fri-yay. There is beer and a fat joint waiting for me at quitting time.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
What I wish ACTUALLY happened.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Some guy told me I could make cannabis tinctures if I soak weed in Everclear. I didn’t believe him, but he gave me a great idea. Now I’m taking tincture drops and drinking Everclear. I love how inspiration can come from the oddest places.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
If anyone is near the West Dundee area of Illinois, I left an eighth of weed on top of an electrical box outside a Holiday Hotel. Good luck
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Going to Chicago for a long weekend. Any must see destinations, aside from the usual tourist traps?
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Donald, Eric, Ivanka D.E.I.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Not a democrat, but even us independents would like some answers
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Some must read links for those who wonder how the most unpopular presidential candidate in history managed to sweep every swing state.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
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BrooklynDad_Defiant! @mmpadellan.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
This is what "merit hire" means to them
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Newest addition to our family. Meet Ruby. A 12 year old cheweenie rescue. She’s about to get more love than she ever imagined.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
www.reddit.com/r/PunkMemes/...
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From the PunkMemes community on Reddit: Best way to talk with a nazi.
Explore this post and more from the PunkMemes community
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
I hate (loath) these stupid online trainings at work. They NEVER account for real world situations and good logic. The questions on the tests are stupid and don’t make any sense.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Brilliant
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Negan @rogernegan.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
This
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
Now he wants to end FEMA. Stupidest president ever
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
If you tell me to discontinue doing a task, then ask me why I haven’t done the task, YOU are the asshole.
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Negan @rogernegan.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
This
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Gandalf the Curmudgeon @420gandalf.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
For Reals
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
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Jaci Turner @scienematters.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I get a kick out of people who NEVER lift a finger to help. They are always the first person crying about not getting help when they need it.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Not even hiding it anymore
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Why is it that nothing interests me anymore? What happened to me?
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I ain’t gonna lie, I’ve been more excited about XRP (Ripple) than any other crypto coin I wasted my money on, and it’s finally doing something. I won’t be buying more, but knowing my money wasn’t completely wasted is very exciting.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
I didn’t think TikTok was a Chinese propaganda tool till trump decided to support it.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Happy MLK day. Nothing else of significance is happening today
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Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
So DOGE was created for Vivek and Elon to cut government waste, and the first cut… was Vivek.
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Now that Trump wants it, do not use TikTok.
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CALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
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Uncle Jimmy @twittercaneatit.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Personally, I think it should be illegal for anyone with a billion or more to acquire new wealth. You have enough. It’s time to retire.
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