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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024)

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Everything* I ever tweeted, before I left Twitter/X for Bluesky. Tap a post to see its original date label. Imported automatically: github.com/marcomaroni-github/twitt… *alt text, replies to other people and retweets can't be imported

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 28/11/2024
Came full circle in the end: I'm not impressed with X either. See you on Bluesky at @bitoclass.uk
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 10/11/2024
Came full circle in the end: I'm not impressed with X either. See you on Bluesky at @bitoclass.uk twitter.com/bitoclass/status/839811…
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 06/09/2024
www.theguardian.com/technology/arti…
theguardian.com
Racism, misogyny, lies: how did X become so full of hatred? And is it ethical to keep using it?
Ever since Elon Musk took over Twitter, I and many others have been looking for alternatives. Who wants to share a platform with the likes of Andrew Tate and Tommy Robinson?
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 13/08/2024
This makes sense - have seen a lot more activity in the other place recently. I'm not here any more but I have been over there for months and would love you to be there too 🙏🏻 www.reuters.com/world/uk/bluesky-si…
reuters.com
Bluesky signups surge in UK amid Musk's feud with government over riots
Social media platform Bluesky said it has seen a surge in signups in the United Kingdom in the recent days, a sign that Elon Musk's controversial comments on the nationwide riots were prompting people to look for alternatives to X.
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 09/08/2024
Are you still hanging out in this "vast worldwide sewer"? Don't, imo www.politico.eu/article/paris-mayor…
politico.eu
‘Vast worldwide sewer’: Paris mayor quits X with swipe at Elon Musk
‘This platform and its owner act deliberately to exacerbate tensions and conflicts,’ Anne Hidalgo says.
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 07/08/2024
The other site is ballooning with new X-leavers – but also with loads of posts correctly saying that no-one on the left/centre, nor any public service org's official comms, should still be here on this fash-run site, which feels like something better posted here, so here it is
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 06/08/2024
Here's where I've been since I left this awful place, please join this much nicer place, I miss your posts, even the 4/10 ones bsky.app/profile/bitoclass.uk
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Paul (@bitoclass.uk)
SE Londoner, in Lewisham. Been here ages, enjoying the "2008 Twitter" vibes. Interests include: London, transport, politics, food, feminism, music, arts, culture, Manchester, the media. Hoping for Leveson 2
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 01/08/2024
Popping in to remind you that there's a better experience to be had on Bluesky, if the X algorithm decides to let you see this amid all the riot-stoking conspiracies and Kamala deepfakes this site's owner is keen to push at you for as long as you stick around 😬
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 19/07/2024
Anyone want my spare ticket to see @SELFESTEEM___ star, tonight only, in an intriguing, innovative play in Sloane Square? twckts.com/QAox
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 07/07/2024
Nothing I've heard about the BBC's election night show makes me regret my decision to literally put it on only in a second room at my all-night party and stick with Channel 4 and Sky News in the room I spent the night in twitter.com/stephenkb/status/181000…
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 07/07/2024
Watching LCD Soundsystem's keyboard guy playing All My Friends live at Glastonbury
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 28/06/2024
Sunak's found a backbone and is suddenly laying into not just racism in Reform but also Andrew Tate! Where has this Sunak been for his entire career thus far and why did he think it was a good idea to hide him until the last six days of voting? t.co/8YKeWoVrcZ
theguardian.com
Nigel Farage takes part in Question Time election special – as it happened
The leader of Reform UK was questioned by an audience in Birmingham as election campaigning enters its final days
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 26/06/2024
Just when you thought the quality of conversations in That Room couldn't get any worse twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/1806…
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 26/06/2024
Oh no, apparently that questioner will be in the """spin room""" soon, for some reason
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 26/06/2024
It was absolutely bizarre. Which members of the party are more senior than… its leader? twitter.com/hannahchrstina/status/1…
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 22/06/2024
twitter.com/Annaisaac/status/180417… t.co/SIbU5tmhsA
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 20/06/2024
Why did tech startup edgelords feel the need to reinvent something as standardised and well researched as the basic format of video captions/subtitles? Who wants to read one all-caps word flashing up at a time?! Exhausting
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 20/06/2024
Landlords thinking they are *entitled* to steady easy money no matter what happens and it's legit to do pretty much anything to sustain that unearned income is so well illustrated here, and so ingrained almost everywhere else twitter.com/prstskrzkrk/status/1803…
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 20/06/2024
No wonder K*vin Sch*field is all over the betting story, he was a lobbyist for the gambling industry for a few years recently (his X bio glosses over this, funnily enough), so he must be outraged that the Conservatives are allegedly trying to steal money from Big Gambling
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 12/06/2024
Can't help thinking if I were Neil Kinnock, and had experienced a devastating last-minute election loss amid a scare campaign about which tax rises I might bring in, I might simply not have this conversation in public during an election campaign 🤔 t.co/0Aa2nS7Ejl
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 11/06/2024
A friend was just Googling for Conservatives' achievements and… this checks out
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 08/06/2024
Appalled to find out that, during @nsandihelp's own webchat opening hours, they don't have a queueing system to wait for an agent, but instead tell you to go and message them on a website run by a far-right billionaire.
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 07/06/2024
Just embarrassing for these 'journalists' that they were just as clueless and out of touch as Sunak himself, almost completely missing this enormous story yesterday. "I suppose there is something slightly awkward about that", concludes Kuenssberg. t.co/m0vtiRJWvK
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 06/06/2024
Can't believe I have to come back to this fash-run site just so I can share this video of Tim Montgomerie basically admitting he's just a government mouthpiece who gets told his opinions down the phone by No. 10 before he goes on TV twitter.com/BBCNewsnight/status/179…
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 01/06/2024
Just popping in to say Bluesky is really going very nicely now, good Twitter circa 2010 vibes, but I do miss those of you who haven't made the leap, see you over there if you fancy it 🤞🏻
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 25/01/2024
I did it! I stopped checking Twitter! ★★★★★, would leave a site run by a hateful billionaire again 👍🏻 I'm now mostly at @bitoclass.uk on Bluesky, but also @[first name][last name minus penultimate lettr] on Threads (and Instagram) and @bitoclass@mastodonapp.uk on Mastodon
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 14/11/2023
Called it! uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/15-behind…
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 04/11/2023
Aha, OK, I'm accepting the #BBUK rumours that Jenkin's been nominated now I've seen it in this unrelated screenshot. And I'm going with my made-up explanation that those discussing never nominating each other last night were punished by having to choose one of themselves to go up t.co/do...
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 06/10/2023
Going to start a spreadsheet of Westminster journalists with stats on how bad they are and put in some complicated formulae and conditional formatting, then watch them struggle to work out if they are in awe of me or need to destroy me twitter.com/politic_animal/status/1…
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 04/10/2023
Didn't expect the police to be so speedily amenable to our request at #HonorOak on Saturday 👆🏻 tbh news.sky.com/story/laurence-fox-arr…
news.sky.com
'It's GB joke': Laurence Fox hits out at GB News after learning of sacking in police station
The actor and political activist was detained earlier on suspicion of conspiring to commit criminal damage to ULEZ cameras - and was also sacked by GB News following his controversial comments about journalist Ava Evans.
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 04/10/2023
The Conservative party is just abhorrent and this government is disgusting and I hope every member of every media organisation that has ever pushed, framed or buried a story to help their prospects one day suffers the consequences of those actions. (Yes I've been watching Sunak)
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 03/10/2023
Thanks, @SkyNews, for uncritically accepting the government's absolutely nonsensical framing of this story in this news alert! Next, "All 40 new hospitals WILL be built, but 30 of them will use existing buildings, equipment and staff"
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 02/10/2023
It's OK, there won't *be* many more generations the way this lot are dealing with climate change twitter.com/leighsus/status/1708867…
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 02/10/2023
I may be wrong (though I've barely missed any shows) but I think until now @djdebgrant hadn't had a day off from her 6 Music evening show that began at the start of June – not even in the week she also covered for @laurenlaverne on Breakfast! Hardest-working woman in radio? 🤯👏🏻
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 01/10/2023
And in this case you only said you preferred pandas to llamas by 1.6%, yet she's taking that as a thumping rejection of ungulates twitter.com/aliclow/status/17080785…
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 30/09/2023
Now it's I'm Still Standing, prompting "Elton John hates your guts!"
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 30/09/2023
Fash just played Bowie's Changes on their sound system, prompting a chant of "David Bowie would've hated you!" #HonorOak
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 30/09/2023
I think my favourite chant directed at L F*x and his fash pals in Honor Oak this morning (or, I suppose, directed at the police between them and us) is "Check their hard drives! Check their hard drives!"
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 27/09/2023
New types of crime you can get away with if you do them behind the wheel of a car just dropped twitter.com/rpaton11/status/1706794…
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 20/09/2023
Bluesky seems to be really taking off this time, absolutely loads of people from here are suddenly there! Join us – mutuals, I may be able to spare an invite code if you need one
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 19/09/2023
Seems like a good day to boost my pinned tweet
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 17/09/2023
(Sadly I've had to return to this Musk husk to be able to tag them into this positive feedback, because I don't think they're on Threads or any of the others)
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 17/09/2023
I think this year's #OpenHouseLondon was one of the best I've experienced, despite minimal preparation, and I think that's almost entirely down to the search improvements @OpenCity_UK made on their website. All I ever needed was a map of drop-in events on any chosen date! 👏🏻
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 11/09/2023
Teppanyaki grill, £20, still cooking okonomiyaki on it 5+ years later twitter.com/BBCLondonNews/status/17…
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 09/09/2023
Not saying SW-SE London transport links are bad but the smoke from yesterday's waste fire got to Lewisham from Brixton faster than we ever can
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 04/09/2023
This email from @southbankcentre came an hour ago. Nothing has appeared on their Stories, Insta posts, Threads or Twitter. What is going on to cause a closure of the whole building on the day itself?! (School-style danger of collapse?!)
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 01/09/2023
My and Lammo's tastes don't overlap that much these days but his contribution to music's been huge – and I actually owe him at least a few of my first Self Esteem gigs because the vid of her Lamacq session 2yrs ago was what made me so keen to see her play live as soon as possible t.co/11...
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 30/08/2023
I hear little Bobby Tables grew up and got a private jet he was trying to use in UK airspace on Monday xkcd.com/327
xkcd.com
Exploits of a Mom
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 29/08/2023
It's been so rare since 2010 for anyone high-profile in English politics to actually deliver some positive improvement to public life, in the face of hostility from loud c/Conservative voices, so let's enjoy this moment. Welcome to ULEZ, outer London!
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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 26/08/2023
Reminded of that week when everyone in Boris Johnson's government was resigning to try to get the message through to him twitter.com/SkyNews/status/16954728…
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