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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 07/07/2024

Watching LCD Soundsystem's keyboard guy playing All My Friends live at Glastonbury

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 11/06/2024

A friend was just Googling for Conservatives' achievements and… this checks out

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 03/10/2023

Thanks, @SkyNews, for uncritically accepting the government's absolutely nonsensical framing of this story in this news alert! Next, "All 40 new hospitals WILL be built, but 30 of them will use existing buildings, equipment and staff"

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 30/09/2023

I think my favourite chant directed at L F*x and his fash pals in Honor Oak this morning (or, I suppose, directed at the police between them and us) is "Check their hard drives! Check their hard drives!"

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 04/09/2023

This email from @southbankcentre came an hour ago. Nothing has appeared on their Stories, Insta posts, Threads or Twitter. What is going on to cause a closure of the whole building on the day itself?! (School-style danger of collapse?!)

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 25/08/2023

I just happened to pause iPlayer at this moment the other day when I was connecting it up to the TV at work for something later, and, well, it seemed right to grab a screenshot for @daytimesnaps

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 01/07/2023

Musk is going to limit me to reading 600 tweets a day? I am going to have to supplement my intake elsewhere

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 22/06/2023

On the one hand, @VodafoneUK seems to have done a good job of providing mobile coverage at @glastonbury this year; on the other hand, they've managed to make the app even worse than when EE ran it 🤦🏻‍♂️

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 04/06/2023

I recently built this wedding cake for my friends, using 50 @cooplandsbakers Toffee Danish pastries 😋

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 13/05/2023

In fact, why not, here's my somewhat arbitrary top 10 🤷🏻‍♂️ #Eurovision2023

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 06/05/2023

Good to see BBC London News tonight presented by someone in the official Republic protest colour #IsThisRight

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 06/05/2023

If there are any drones, I look forward to seeing the police deal with them as competently as they dealt with that Gatwick one that time

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 05/05/2023

My favourite Labour quote from today's election coverage – because you just don't expect it to go where it goes

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 12/04/2023

Meanwhile @wiilassie reported from Charing Cross, where the station M&S had a few more character eggs plus some big deluxe carrots, while the Co-Op could solely muster blood orange Lindor(?!), £7.15 down from £11… And that probably concludes this year's #EggWatch!

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 12/04/2023

Tesco Express Tottenham Court Road also had a surprising little stash in its back corner – very Lindor-heavy! You can't buy the final giant Cadbury's egg pictured here, because I did. #EggWatch

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 12/04/2023

Sainsbury's Local on Berners Street surprised me with this little stash hanging out with the toilet paper! Haven't seen those Crunchie ones anywhere else. All half price #EggWatch

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 12/04/2023

The M&S on Oxford Street near Poland Street had the biggest quantity of Easter eggs I've seen anywhere in this year's #EggWatch. Quality, on the other hand… well, if you like their characters, you're in luck

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 12/04/2023

And that was it for this area of the City – nothing in M&S or Hotel Chocolat by Moorgate, and nothing in this magic Tesco shop I just found on Chiswell Street (like the magic Aldi in Greenwich but with a checkout option). Disappointing #EggWatch haul so far this year!

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 12/04/2023

Waitrose near the Barbican has the most #EggWatch stuff I've seen this lunchtime, which is not saying much. If you want a white Lindor egg, an After Eight egg or an oat-milk egg, this is the place to go. Also many Creme Eggs, for 25% more than elsewhere though

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 12/04/2023

Tesco Express on City Road has a few £1 boxes of lesser Cadbury's eggs (no Creme here) #EggWatch

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 11/04/2023

But basically if you're after medium Cadbury's eggs in Lewisham any time in the next day or two, head to the big Tesco on Conington Road, where they have so many Wispa and Creme Egg ones that there are still some shrink-wrapped in trays of nine! Half price (£1.50) #EggWatch

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 11/04/2023

The smaller supermarkets on Loampit Vale were better this year, with Sainsbury's Local having a small stash of Cadbury's eggs – but inexplicably undiscounted Mini Eggs bags. Tesco Express (garage) put that omission right. Two deluxe Lindor eggs there if you want them! #EggWatch

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 11/04/2023

OK, here's a Lewisham #EggWatch update as of this evening. In short, the whole town centre is almost completely empty of Easter choc bargains. M&S had a few (mostly nutty) half-price bits. Sainsbury's had literally about ten 30p Creme Eggs.

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 10/04/2023

Limited #EggWatch today as I was busy and most places don't discount until Tuesday nowadays. Lewisham Asda had almost nothing left and their 50% discounts were inconsistent. I learn from others that Lewisham Tesco had good stock but no discount yet & Sainsbury's may be half price

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 17/03/2023

I'm not saying @SELFESTEEM___'s getting big now, but at last week's London show I think she'd bussed in a whole choir just for the end of I'm Fine

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 12/03/2023

Made it through 188 days without seeing @SELFESTEEM___, and tonight was SO worth the wait

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 03/03/2023

You could read every article ever written about 'Partygate' but nothing gets to the heart of the hole Johnson's dug himself into more clearly than this one paragraph from the House of Commons Committee of Privileges today

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 01/03/2023

Remember that time Isobel Oakeshott was caught breaking multiple Covid rules and just did a weak joke about it in response to national press questions, because right-wing journalists are always completely untouchable in our toxic media landscape? t.co/FiKYwRxplQ

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 20/02/2023

Bit of @ConSelfOwns material here on @BBCLondonNews – trying to big up their own generosity but actually bigging up how many more children have fallen into poverty since the Conservatives came to power

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 15/02/2023

He certainly does what he says on the tin 🚩

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 15/02/2023

Spare a thought for the poor guy covering @stephenkb's FT newsletter today

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 01/02/2023

Make the UK postal system's priorities make sense

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 23/01/2023

Someone was really stuck for an idea for the Commissioner's logo until they frustratedly pinged a rubber band at their Microsoft laptop, eh twitter.com/LucyMPowell/status/1617…

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 13/01/2023

My kind of red carpet interview content from Woolwich's finest Asad Ahmad on @BBCLondonNews

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 04/01/2023

And if I'm reading this graph right he could "reduce NHS waiting lists" by about 20% and they'd still be the highest ever

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 21/12/2022

Sure, who hasn't done a bit of ill-advised late-night online shopping, but even I've never slipped a failed energy company into my basket at two minutes to midnight

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 27/10/2022

Has there already been Discourse about the PatientAccess app being a trojan horse scam for private medicine? This is how the 'book appointment' page presents, 95% of the time when no GP appointments are available. A short list of other GP services, then dozens of private ones.

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 27/10/2022

Practising for next week's Glastonbury ticket sale by securing a non-urgent GP telephone appointment this week (and yes, there was plenty of feedback)

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 23/10/2022

Better idea for a @SkyNews alert: why Johnson actually dropped out, in a proper journalist's verifiable words

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 22/10/2022

This time one year ago we were seeing @SELFESTEEM___ live for the first time (at the Prioritise Pleasure album launch gig). My review of that gig is: we have been to see her live a further six times in the year since 🤩

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 22/10/2022

Just walked past the scene of one of the many occasions it wrongly seemed like Boris Johnson's career could be over

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 21/10/2022

Like I say… This was just pushed to my phone as a breaking news story. Incredible.

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Paul’s old tweets (2008-2024) @twitter.bitoclass.uk · 20/10/2022

This keeps popping in my head when I'm watching news programmes and thinking about how bad the next one might be

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