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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.)

@twistfirebeard.bsky.social
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50. GenX to the core. Washington, DC area. He/Him. Bear. Versa Top. (6'7", 300lbs – built for comfort AND adventure.) Bi/Demi. Occasionally feral. Into long walks off short docks and making questionable decisions. This might get NSFW, fair warning.

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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
And we're okay with this shit? #ElectionScandal #Rigged #WhatNow
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
The trust is broken, and the damage is done. As long as people keep enabling them, the U.S. will remain a threat to democracy, both at home and abroad. Accountability isn't optional. #Politics #Democracy
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Trump’s still mad he never won the Nobel Peace Prize, even though he got nominated for the Abraham Accords. He keeps bringing it up, saying he deserves it but "they’ll never give it to me." Funny, considering he slammed Obama for getting one. Maybe peace prizes don’t go to guys who incite riots?
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Mighty Haunter @mightyhunter.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Freddie Mercury didn't go into the studio and nail the vocals for "The Show Must Go On" in one take while dying of AIDS for you to despair and give up now. Take the time you need, but then get up and get back out there. The show must go on.
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Accountability comes first. Apologies mean nothing without action. If we want forgiveness, we need to repair the damage we've done—no excuses, no shortcuts. Words are empty without real change.
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📎 Scott Miller #FBPE @3chordrock.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
stoptrump.org.uk/petition-can...
stoptrump.org.uk
Petition: Cancel Trump’s state visit
Stop Trump Coalition
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
The Trump admin is rolling over for Russia again.CISA is being told to back off, basically giving Putin a free pass.And those reports about Trump being a Russian asset for decades?If even half is true, this isn’t just incompetence, it’s fucking treason. Leaders protect their country, not sell it out
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Dr. Everything’ll Be Alright @drgreymountain.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
It’s beyond embarrassing at this point. These Republicans are in a full-blown competition to see who can deep-throat Trump and Musk the hardest, like it’s some kind of twisted loyalty test. No gag reflex? Congrats, you get a prime-time Fox News slot and a pat on the head from Daddy Elon.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
Pop quiz: People are saying the kid says “you’re not the president you need to go away” — do y’all hear it too?
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
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Jade Rose @bluefolf.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 20/01/2025
The internet had the potential to make humans so much smarter and interconnected. Instead, it's dumbing us down and siloing us off. A real tragedy.
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Thank fuck it’s Friday.
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
OK. New Followers: This is an ADULTS ONLY space, also I don't want family following me - so if you're related to me, (Other than by marriage.) then unfollow. ;-) I'll create a SFW account later. <3
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
So, Inauguration weekend is 1/20/25. MAL Weekend is 1/20/25. This is going to be fun. I don't want to be anywhere NEAR DC that weekend.
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
*goes to get in bed* Oh. Someone covered my side in plushies.
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Daddy Jinn 🔜 MFF @jinn.dad · 15/11/2024
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
How many more years until retirement? *checks* oh. No retirement for me.
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
And here’s my fursona. After 20 years I finally have a ref sheet. Thank you babe! @ardenai.bsky.social
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 05/11/2024
Weekend in Atlantic City
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 22/05/2024
Oh good. My DM's aren't flooded. Not that I'd actually expect to be DM'd here.
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Trick Rex 🦖 @trickasaurusrex.bsky.social · 02/05/2024
I’ll start posting here more I swear, here’s my comm sheet for those interested! Dm me if interested <3
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
This is 49. Ok then.
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
This spotter keeps rubbin his dick on my snoot.
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 15/03/2024
moo
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Melanie D’Arrigo @darrigomelanie.bsky.social · 30/01/2024
As of today, the richest 15 people have $2 trillion. 15 people making the median salary in the U.S. would have to work 2,231,607 years each to get there. Tax. The. Rich.
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 29/01/2024
Defloofed!
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
Anyone who has had dialysis, a friend of mine's partner had some questions about it. (1/?)
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🔞 Zayzid @zayzid.bsky.social · 07/01/2024
This is my specific variation of a praise kink 🥴
In the style of an Earthbound text box: "This hole's great! Good hole, good hole, good hole..."
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 17/01/2024
Tminus 2 months till I turn 49
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 15/01/2024
The devils lettuce.
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 14/01/2024
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
Goes back to sleep.
A red haired man glaring at the camera sleepily.
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 12/01/2024
Who am I seeing at MAL this weekend?
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🐺 Werewolf Boyfriend 🐺🔞🔜 MFF @2dreddersart.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
Werewolf Boyfriend sneaks into a stable full of reindeer, expecting an easy lay Only to be met by a group reindeer in Rut... 🐺💦
Instant-loss comic page featuring Werewolf Boyfriend and a group of reindeer in rut.

Panel 1:
Werewolf Boyfriend, tied up shibari-style with his arms behind his back, is surrounded by a pack of horny reindeer men. 
With a ball-gag in his mouth, fake reindeer horns, and a bow on his chest, looks like santa gave his reindeer an early Christmas present!
Werewolf Boyfriend internal dialogue: "Haha, uh... I'm in trouble."

Panel 2:
Werewolf Boyfriend is on his back getting mating pressed by one of the reindeer men, surrounded by condoms of varying sizes littered across the barn floor.
The reindeer on top of him seems to have 'accidentally' broken his condom, as cum seeps from their fucktoy's well-used ass.
He also has a mistletoe just above his donut hole, and fat balls.
Reindeer Dialogue: Whoops, guess the condom broke... heh."
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 21/12/2023
from @ardenai.bsky.social and myself:
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 20/12/2023
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Boundrope @boundrope.bsky.social · 27/11/2023
Under the surface of the BDSM iceberg. Share it.
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 12/12/2023
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Twist Firebeard (he's on his dumb shit again.) @twistfirebeard.bsky.social · 05/12/2023
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