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@twistedperception.bsky.social
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The resident leader of the lost and found. Treehugger. INTJ. Taurus. Writer. Stitch fanatic. Caine simp. KTBSPA. Bleeds Giants Blue, Fighting Irish Gold, & Devils Red.

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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 14h
31 years ago today, October 1, 1995, #TheSimpsons episode “Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily” first aired on Fox.
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 17h
It’s October 1st. It’s time for… BRAK’S TALES OF SUSPENSE!!!!! Live from the darkest room in the house, the bathroom!!!!
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 20h
34 years ago today, October 1, 1992, #TheSimpsons episode “A Streetcar Named Marge” first aired. Guest-starring Jon Lovitz as Llewellyn Sinclair and Phil Hartman as Lionel Hutz and Troy McClure.
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SJ @twistedperception.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's October 1st witches!
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Hocus Pocus: Winifred Sanderson Says 'Tis Time!'
ALT: Hocus Pocus: Winifred Sanderson Says 'Tis Time!'
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
33 years ago today, George Harrison witnessed The Be Sharps performing on Moe’s rooftop. #TheSimpsons episode “Homer's Barbershop Quartet” first aired September 30, 1993.
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Googly Eyes on Yu-Gi-Oh Cards @googly-oh.neocities.org · 29/09/2026
Baby Dragon with googly eyes
the yugioh card baby dragon with googly eyes edited on it
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
36 years ago today, September 28, 1990, Marge Simpson wrote the First Lady. When Barbara Bush told People Magazine in 1990 that #TheSimpsons was “the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen,” the Simpsons writers decided to respond off-camera, penning a letter to Mrs. Bush.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
💙👏👇
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SJ @twistedperception.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That was quite the doink in Denver.
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SJ @twistedperception.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
WOW! Amazing win by the Ravens in Rio!
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SJ @twistedperception.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ravens got screwed on that PI call.
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Isn't it nice when there's something we can ALL agree on? #ReleaseTheUnredactedEPSTEIN-Files
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SJ @twistedperception.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Exhale for now Giants fans. This isn't ideal but Ws always feel n good even in a nor'easter. #NYGiants
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SJ @twistedperception.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That desk slam by Daboll was pretty epic! #NYGiants
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SJ @twistedperception.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
OMFG! Holland just saved this game! #NYGiants
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SJ @twistedperception.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is embarrassing. #NYGiants
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SJ @twistedperception.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Can we please hold on for five minutes and finish a game please? #NYGiants
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SJ @twistedperception.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
And what? Defense already tired? Come on. #NYGiants
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SJ @twistedperception.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Leave it to the Giants to have va great drive skid to a halt with penalties in the end zone. #NYGiants
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SJ @twistedperception.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Bills need to get rid of those Pepsi can uniforms ASAP.
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SJ @twistedperception.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Play action and Skattebo - we'll have to roll with it. #NYGiants
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SJ @twistedperception.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Windy af here today in Jersey so I'm wondering do we just go with handing the ball off to Skattebo to try and salvage this season. I don't feel all that confident in Winston throwing. #NYGiants
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SJ @twistedperception.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
#GoIrish
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
35 years ago today, after witnessing the bribing of a US senator, a disillusioned Lisa Simpson gave an impromptu fiery anti-American speech at a national essay contest at the Kennedy Center. #TheSimpsons episode “Mr. Lisa Goes to Washington” first aired September 26, 1991.
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Asteroid named after ‘Weird Al’ Yankovic
‘I just hope this isn’t the asteroid that winds up destroying the Earth.’
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don't worry. We will remember.
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Googly Eyes on Yu-Gi-Oh Cards @googly-oh.neocities.org · 25/09/2026
Princess of Tsurugi with googly eyes
the yugioh card princess of tsurugi with googly eyes edited on it
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Biggie @biggienotsmalls.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Should be reposted every month....
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AltSpaceForce 🚀🇺🇲 @altspaceforce.altgov.info · 25/09/2026
9/25 is #DollyDay
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A meme featuring Dolly Parton standing in a brightly lit kitchen wearing a pink-and-white gingham shirt and a floral apron. She is smiling while rolling out dough on a counter with a wooden rolling pin. Text at the top reads: "9/25 IS DOLLY DAY". Text at the bottom reads: "DON'T FORGET TO LEAVE OUT SOME BANANA PUDDING AND SWEET TEA".
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Taurus Horoscope @taurus.astrolis.com · 25/09/2026
♉️ Your instincts are screaming today, as the Sun and Pluto sharpen your ability to sense when something (or someone!) doesn't look or feel right. You don't need to expose every selfish person or announce your suspicions to the world.
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Taurus Daily Horoscope
September 25, 2026
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“My eyes! The goggles do nothing!” 31 years ago today, September 24, 1995, #TheSimpsons episode “Radioactive Man” first aired on Fox.
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
31 years ago today, September 24, 1995, #TheSimpsons episode “Radioactive Man” first aired on Fox. Guest-starring Mickey Rooney as himself and Phil Hartman as Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz.
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
34 years ago today, September 24, 1992, #TheSimpsons episode “Kamp Krusty” first aired on Fox.
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Taurus Horoscope @taurus.astrolis.com · 23/09/2026
♉️ Do not quit minutes before the miracle happens! You're closer to a breakthrough than you think, but distractions could win if you let them. Shut down pointless notifications, stop checking what everybody else is doing and focus on one important goal properly.
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Taurus Daily Horoscope
September 23, 2026
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Ro @ramblinro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wednesday Thought…😊😁
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Arabella @arabellaspireship.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy First Day of Fall! #TheSimpsons
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SJ @twistedperception.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm going to crawl into a hole and like the groundhog not emerge until February. #NYGiants nypost.com/2026/09/22/s...
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Jaxson Dart could need season-ending surgery in disastrous Giants update
The news on Jaxson Dart is in, and it’s much worse than feared.
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SJ @twistedperception.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
It's the first day of fall and it actually feels like it. I'm hoping we're done with the 90+ degree days 🍂🍂🍁🍁🎃🎃
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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SJ @twistedperception.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Might as well join the trend. #My9Anime
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Gisele Pelicot was drugged and raped by her husband for TEN years. During that time she saw countless doctors for memory loss, STIs, headaches, confusion & vaginal bruising. They all dismissed her. Some diagnosed her with dementia. They could have helped stop the abuse.
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Over 40% of women say health issues are holding them back in the workplace | CNN
Many women have struggled to get their healthcare needs met, according to a new national poll.
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SJ @twistedperception.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
There goes the season. Take my knee instead! #NYGiants
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SJ @twistedperception.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Finally tried Wendy's Apple Crumble Frosty and it's delicious. 😋
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ProFootballTalk @profootballtalk.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Former Giants GM Ernie Accorsi dies at 84.
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Former Giants GM Ernie Accorsi dies at 84
The Giants announced the death of their former General Manager Ernie Accorsi at the age of 84 on Sunday.
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SJ @twistedperception.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Hey FOX - I'm watching the Packers/Jets game but getting the commentary for Vikings/Bears.
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SJ @twistedperception.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Brutal start for the Packers.
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SJ @twistedperception.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Holding on to the little things just isn't working anymore. My cup is way too empty and it's not getting filled, leaving me feel like I'm done. 😞
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SJ @twistedperception.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Had to grind it out but I'll take the W. 3-0! #GoIrish
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SJ @twistedperception.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
We have the lead but I don't really like what I'm seeing. Let's try and clean this up at the half. #GoIrish
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