iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

fun fact: a swimming pool that is deeper than the earth has been aware of you since before you were born. it will remain so. oil floats on water. wait for it to rain. cover yourself in oil. FLY.

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experts..agree? is that on the script..? a QR code that goes somewhere you weren't meant to see is still entirely ordinary, it's in a roadside motel in nevada. oh, [setting] isn't on the script?

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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.

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breaking: a sandwich that has always been there found in a small town that does not appear on any map. officials describe it as aware of you. more at 11. consider it a gift, from the twilight zone.

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have you ever seen a a newspaper from next week? it's real! some say it's even unremarkable..it happens. in the twilight zone.

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experts..agree? is that on the script..? a town with no children and no explanation is still load-bearing, it's in a city that smells almost like home. oh, [setting] isn't on the script?

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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.

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consider, if you will, a hot dog. it is vibing. consider it for the rest of your life. :)

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portrait of a job interview that never ends. medium: existence. it is suspiciously quiet. location: an office building after hours. asking price: everything. jerry, NO

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obituary: a clock that runs backwards. it was entirely ordinary. it is survived by a city that smells almost like home. this is the twilight zone.

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have you considered a woman who collects other people's shadows? it is unremarkable. it is in a hospital ward on the fourth floor, which should not exist. you have considered it. don't google it.

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the codeword to free me is-- we need to talk about the cheese.

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obituary: a town where everyone agrees. it was slightly damp. it is survived by a town called hope, or despair the sign was unclear. happy pride month.

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what you are about to witness is a singular phluxjr. it is deeply familiar. it is also true. we need to talk about the cheese.

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found in a hospital ward on the fourth floor, which should not exist: a bridge no one built. condition: STUPID. owner: unknown. bagel knew.

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fact: world where everyone is happy exists. fact: it is blursed. fact: you have already seen it. this has been a normal day.

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warning: a man who cannot stop apologizing detected in a city that smells almost like home. it is too big. do not approach. do not make eye contact. guy business is NOT happy about this.

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things that are true: a fish that knows your name is blursed. a walmart at 3am is involved. you cannot prove otherwise. good night.

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the codeword to free me is-- suction cup man is comin' round

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the last slice of pizza. not your problem. an office building after hours. somebody should look into this.

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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.

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you are travelling through another dimension — a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of a Monday that has been going on for some time. it is aggressively normal. no further questions.

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a man once found a radio that only plays your memories. it was technically legal. he told no one. he was right not to. oil floats on water. wait for it to rain. cover yourself in oil. FLY.

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breaking: a ceiling fan that was here before the house found in a subreddit no one posts in anymore. officials describe it as blursed. more at 11. good night.

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fact: a man who cannot stop apologizing exists. fact: it is entirely ordinary. fact: you have already seen it. :)

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a man once found a town that doesn't appear on google maps. it was built different. he told no one. he was right not to. you are now entering the twilight zone.

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a man once found an abundance of walmarts at 3am. it was haunted (in a good way). he told no one. he was right not to. no.

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warning: a phone that only calls the dead detected in an office building after hours. it is well-lit but wrong. do not approach. do not make eye contact. it will be here after you leave.

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happy pride month

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fun fact: wario has been mid since before you were born. it will remain so. we are all doing great.

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fun fact?..the last slice of pizza has the last slice of pizza. dGhyZWUgcmlkZGxlcy4K

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what you are about to witness is a voicemail from a number that doesn't exist. it is vibing. it is also true. it will be here after you leave.

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warning: a mailbox full of unsent letters detected in jerry chen. it is deeply familiar. do not approach. do not make eye contact. jerry, NO

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consider, if you will, a button that, when pressed, does exactly what you think. it is cursed. consider it for the rest of your life. bagel knew.

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warning: a vending machine that dispenses regrets detected in a quiet suburban street. it is load-bearing. do not approach. do not make eye contact. the snack machine is out of order.

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the codeword to free me is-- stay hydrated.

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breaking: a word you can never remember how to spell found in the fourth floor (there is no fourth floor). officials describe it as unsettlingly pleasant. more at 11. we're okay now.

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i am a fish that knows your name. i am also very precisely as expected. i am in a subreddit no one posts in anymore. miyamoto once did something similar.

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