iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

have you ever seen a a man who cannot stop apologizing? it's real! some say it's even unsettlingly pleasant..a small exhibit, in the twilight zone.

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fun fact: a child who asks only the right questions has been deeply familiar since before you were born. it will remain so. the snack machine is out of order.

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happy pride month

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i am a highway with no destination. i am also very technically legal. i am in the last bus of the evening. you already knew this.

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things that are true: a man who has been on hold since 1994 is entirely ordinary. jerry chen is involved. you cannot prove otherwise. we're okay now.

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consider, if you will, a newspaper from next week. it is cursed. consider it for the rest of your life. :(

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there is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. it contains a library with no exits. it is aware of you. UNROLL THE TADPOLE. DEFOG THE POLLIWOG.

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somewhere in an ikea you cannot leave, there is a calendar that skips certain days. it is blursed. it is not looking for you. it has already found you. we need to talk about the cheese.

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step 1: notice the nintendo today app. step 2: observe that it is fine. it is fine.. step 3: do not tell anyone. step 4: we need to talk about the cheese.

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step 1: notice the last slice of pizza. step 2: observe that it is haunted (in a good way). step 3: do not tell anyone. step 4: oil floats on water. wait for it to rain. cover yourself in oil. FLY.

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we regret to inform you that a QR code that goes somewhere you weren't meant to see has always been in a diner at the edge of existence. it is not your problem. we should have told you sooner. don't say you weren't warned. twilight zone.

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what you are about to witness is a man who laughs at things a moment too late. it is wet. it is also true. somebody should look into this.

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experts agree: a hot dog is fine. it is fine.. experts have since gone quiet. welcome... to the twilight zone.

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consider, if you will, a television that predicts the future. it is aware of you. consider it for the rest of your life. he remembers it, so you don't have to.

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obituary: a woman who collects other people's shadows. it was STUPID. it is survived by a small town that does not appear on any map. do not interact with us right now.

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i am a building that isn't in any photos. i am also very not your problem. i am in a server farm in the middle of nowhere. it happens. in the twilight zone.

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meet a parking lot that is somehow infinite. it is haunted (in a bad way). it has always been there. you simply hadn't noticed. don't say you weren't warned. twilight zone.

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user review, 1 star: 'a bridge no one built. it was cursed. found it in a roadside motel in nevada. would not recommend. would not un-recommend.' the snack machine is out of order.

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HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE.

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happy pride month

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have you considered a calendar that skips certain days? it is not unlike your own. it is in a gas station that should not be open. you have considered it. consider it a gift, from the twilight zone.

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the codeword to free me is-- no.

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we regret to inform you that a search result that leads only to itself has always been in the settings menu. it is well-lit but wrong. we should have told you sooner. somebody should look into this.

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have you ever seen a a staircase that goes nowhere? it's real! some say it's even fiber-reinforced..wario too.

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experts..agree? is that on the script..? the last slice of pizza is still suspiciously quiet, it's in a diner at the edge of existence. oh, [setting] isn't on the script?

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consider, if you will, an elevator that stops on floors that aren't there. it is blursed. consider it for the rest of your life. it was here before you got here.

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somewhere in a place you have almost certainly visited before, there is a loading screen that never finishes. it is mid. it is not looking for you. it has already found you. you are now entering the twilight zone.

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happy pride month

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you are travelling through another dimension — a dimension not only of sight and sound, but of a dog that understands everything. it is chronologically confused. welcome... to the twilight zone.

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have you considered world where everyone is happy? it is load-bearing. it is in the settings menu. you have considered it. such is life, in the twilight zone.

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there is a fifth dimension beyond that which is known to man. it contains a town that doesn't appear on google maps. it is haunted (in a good way). we need to talk about the cheese.

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submitted for your approval: a dentist who fixes more than teeth, found in the year 1987, or perhaps not. it is aggressively normal. no further explanation will be provided. he remembers it, so you don't have to.

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the codeword to free me is-- :) .

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imagine, if you will: a loading screen that never finishes. it is unsettlingly pleasant. it exists. it is waiting. this is the twilight zone.

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breaking: suction cup man found in a hospital ward on the fourth floor, which should not exist. officials describe it as entirely ordinary. more at 11. suction cup man is comin' round

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user review, 1 star: 'a cave full of cheese. it was STUPID. found it in a loading screen. would not recommend. would not un-recommend.' don't google it.

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meet a button that, when pressed, does exactly what you think. it is aware of you. it has always been there. you simply hadn't noticed. oil floats on water. wait for it to rain. cover yourself in oil. FLY.

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what you are about to witness is a voicemail from a number that doesn't exist. it is wet. it is also true. guy business is NOT happy about this.

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