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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 15m
star trek episode where they discover the long lost miracle drug known as ibuprofen
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 1h
a whole ass race of people and they're all plugged into the upper rungs of their political bullshit. not one hobby amongst the lot of them.
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 1h
imagine if every fucking vulcan spit at spocks feet
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 1h
when worf is on the show, u can bet ur ass that every single klingon u see from then on will spend the whole fuckin time whinging.
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 1h
its unrealistic that no ones seen the jem'hadar and said omg its a dinosaur! 🦖
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 1h
awww nice to see quark worried about rom possibly being dead
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 2h
the maquis have such a victimhood complex wah why don't you leave us alone!!! it must be because we left the federation 😡 bruh u just stole replicators from them, and you can literally just stop being a part of the maquis and get a hobby! u can live on a random ass planet, but obv not terrorism?
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 2h
sameee
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 2h
oop siskos getting a bit too happy, you know what that means time for the plot to traumatized o'brien more
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 2h
desperate housewives is low key addicting
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 3h
if u need me I'll be making weird noises in my room
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 3h
this is so crazy lol
 Arcane Signet {2}

Artifact

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander’s color identity.

“Thing Rings, do your thing.”
—Ms. Thing, Darla Deering

Illustrated by Vilhelmas Banys
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 5h
UB
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 5h
oh yeah i hate it soooo bad. i wish they'd have the base version of U. cards on arena.
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 5h
that's part of why its so slay, it costs so little!!! get my opponents to use their removal before my big artifacts
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 6h
hell yeah
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 6h
realll
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 6h
"all creatures lose all abilities until end of turn" is one of those effects that will be fun to try out in practice. like there are very obvious examples of when it would be helpful but im sure there's a lot of other stuff you'll discover. very flexible.
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 6h
we got this (suffering)
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 6h
wait a minute... this is an instant speed board clear. among many other things, boo not me realizing i should craft this.
 Final Showdown {W}

Instant

Spree (Choose one or more additional costs.)

+ {1} — All creatures lose all abilities until end of turn.

+ {1} — Choose a creature you control. It gains indestructible until end of turn.

+ {3}{W}{W} — Destroy all creatures.

Illustrated by Izzy
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 6h
real
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 6h
ok just making sure im not missing any recent news
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 6h
explain all ur posts to me
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 6h
esplain
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Whether or not Taylor Swift could become sexy is a whole complex conversation but she is not experiencing a transformative life like that.
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Pop Girlies channel divinity from their Patron Star and that's why it's very serious.
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
but when Girlies write their S like this it's 9/11 for redditors
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
joining together with the other girlies with cptsd at the function to form voltron
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 01/08/2024
sometimes you just gotta get w/ 20 girlies to flash rob the Galleria
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
they should make stardew valley for us straight men
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
hey girlies! regarding white genocide,
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
the cinnamon challenge had the girlies GAGGING
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 18/07/2024
me n the girlies all float down here
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
girlies, gays, battlestar galactitheys
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 8h
i love this gif cuz it perfectly demonstrates adhd rapid speech anyway reminder the dumb blonde stereotype is a baddie with adhd
static.klipy.com
Clueless: What, Like It's Hard? Iconic Quote
Alt: Clueless: What, Like It's Hard? Iconic Quote
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 8h
whyyyyyyyyy must it be so ugly 😭 I'd have crafted it by now which is a huge compliment cuz there's shit I've wanted for 2 years lol
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 8h
pussy
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 8h
the way i typed 38 first, googled it, and woops no that's not an exaggeration, that's literally the season they are on
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 8h
my bad y'all had no idea he was evil I'll stop watching season 49 of the Simpsons
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 8h
that's how quark looks to me
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 9h
gettin dicked down for jesus!
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 9h
concrete lollipops
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 9h
post me to hell
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 10h
booty and the breast
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 10h
slowwww down
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 10h
hallelunah
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 10h
i love his commie suit
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 10h
lactose free milk
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 10h
yeah i deleted a post where i was like, jubilee only caring about sensationalism and not illuminating social issues is common knowledge atp? cuz I didn't wanna be like *ah well the video is pointless and he wasted his time making it* but like, yeah, i would have rather he made sumn else. lmao.
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🐄🎃 @tweedle.bsky.social · 10h
they're making non toxic poison
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