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32, she/her, wlw. NSFW account for posting Good Omens smut, sex jokes, pregnancy, & other sensitive content. Main account is @tweedfeather. No minors, please.

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Sam 🥪🦜 @northernrobot.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Showing up to the thinly veiled lust competition but Aziraphale is already there 😔
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Omg Beatles RPF rarepair
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
CW: graphic depiction of divorce!
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
It is truly the most gourmet of meals and I am always down to feast
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I think it may be because this account in general is NSFW — I use keywords like “NSFW” and “smut” in my bio, 🔞 in my name, and I post smutty content. So all images may be marked sensitive by default? It tends to happen right away for me when I post anything. It’s just funny in this particular case!
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Back alley Crowley is not for the faint of heart!!
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
On his back and his legs are spread and yet there’s nobody between them. Tragic. 😔
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
|| pregnancy Time to share this old wonky unfinished sketch I did for my fic Good Expectations. For no particular reason at all. #GoodOmens
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Lovers to enemies. #GoodOmensNSFW
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Vaguely 💫 @vaguelydemonic.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
A preview of my next fic! Familial tension arises in the South Downs Cottage when Winn, Aziraphale and Crowley's 15 year old son, has big feelings and choice words to say about the impending arrival of Baby #2. Chapter 1 will be out this Friday! 🥰
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Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @hazelsagego.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Crowley gets both pampered and prepared in her last trimester. #ineffablefamfeb Prompt 15 - Pampering #ineffablefamfeb2026 archiveofourown.org/works/787487... #goodomens #goodomensfic
A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the summary and relevant tags from the chapter linked in the post. 

Chapter 16: 15. Pampering

Summary: 
Crowley’s due to give birth any day now, so Aziraphale is intent on pampering her. And on helping to make her life easier in future with a very focused massage.

Notes: 
Going for another Ineffable Family February 2024 prompt - massage/perineal massage. We get both, since one is a bit more pampering than the other, which is a bit more preparation :P

Relevant tags: male-presenting Aziraphale, female-presenting Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley have vulvas, pregnant Crowley, hair washing, massage, perineal massage A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post.

Someone, his hands were those of a maestro, playing her body over and over again to make something beautiful, make her beautiful. She’d never felt so radiant as she did whenever he touched her like this, melted her back into her own body even as it grew to ever more alien proportions with the imminent birth of their child.

“There,” he said. He leaned down to kiss her forehead, and then he was gone.

When Crowley heard the faucet in their bathroom start up, she knew what was coming next. She oozed off of the table and collapsed gracefully to the floor, not bothering with the dressing gown close by.

As Aziraphale returned with a small bottle of massage gel, she automatically opened her legs.
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
It’s a wild ride, haha! Vulgar, raunchy black comedy and irreverent historicity paired with gorgeous visuals and great acting. Elle Fanning and Nicholas Hoult are amazing in it
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I was personally imagining Archangel Aziraphale as Catherine (the one in a position of political power here) and Crowley as Peter! But it could go either way! We know which one of them is a hedonist with a “terrible French accent,” lol
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Imagine if Aziraphale and Crowley had this dynamic post-s2 (Clip is NSFW!) youtu.be/GfHkzjY-sQ4
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the great season 2 (2021) - episode 6 opening scene
YouTube video by brxsncz
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
@onelastunicorn.bsky.social’s got you covered — check out the fic linked below, but also the rest of her catalogue! archiveofourown.org/works/30584288
archiveofourown.org
Stairway to Heaven - blackeyedblonde - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
|| pregnancy In honour of the “pampering” prompt for #IneffableFamFeb, thought I’d dig up this old moment from my fic Good Expectations 🩵 @ineffablefamfeb.bsky.social
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✨ kaye 🪬🌿 @onelastunicorn.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
HAPPY INEFFABLE FAMILY FEBRUARY FRIDAY 🫄✨ nothing new to share today but I will unabashedly rec my 25+ different ineffable family & pregnancy fics contained within this thread!!! go crazy, go wild if you've never read them before! there's a massive backlog of ineffable parents goodness 💕 #goodomens
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Lonicera @loni-capri.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
a little private beach vacation 💫 #goodomensnsfw
Aziraphale, Crowley, and Muriel are relaxing on a beach. They're all topless, have tan lines, and are wearing swimsuit bottoms while lying on their own individual beach towels. Aziraphale and Crowley are mostly covered under a large yellow umbrella, and Muriel is fully in the sun. Muriel is lying on their back, holding a book up to read, but has gotten distracted by what's going on next to them. Aziraphale is propped up on an elbow, leaning into Crowley's space. He's trapped one of Crowley's legs between his own, to hold them open. Crowley is gripping Aziraphale's wrist with one hand, and playing with his own pierced nipple with the other. His bikini bottom is pulled down around his thighs, and his cock is twitching as Aziraphale gently strokes his cunt. They're all having a lovely time.
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GoodbyeVanny @goodbyevanny.bsky.social · 12/02/2026
Crowley’s washes Aziraphale’s back, based on a scene from AppleSeed’s “The Collier’s Tale”
Aziraphale sits in water in a wooden bathing tub, his knees to his chest, his arms wrapped around his legs. Crowley stands nude behind him, washing Aziraphale’s back.
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Aziraphale carrying around something that’s both phallic AND yonic? Effort-swapping QUEEN 💅
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Aziraphale sticking his key in a lock, huh 👉👌
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Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @hazelsagego.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Crowley is claiming a particular body part of Aziraphale’s as hers until it’s time for the baby to get them. #ineffablefamfeb Prompt 5 - Lactation #ineffablefamfeb2026 archiveofourown.org/works/787487... #goodomens #goodomensfic
A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the summary and relevant tags from the chapter linked in the post. 

Chapter 6: 5. Lactation

Summary: 
Crowley’s going to enjoy her territory as long as she can before it becomes their baby’s territory. 

Notes: 
I had this done yesterday… I have no idea why I didn’t post… Regardless, hoping to get caught up this weekend, and hopefully get my Rare Omens stuff up!

Relevant tags: male-presenting Aziraphale, female-presenting Crowley, Aziraphale and Crowley have vulvas, pregnant Aziraphale, mpreg, nursing, nursing kink, lactation kink, frottageA screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post.

“They aren’t for you,” Aziraphale said, raising an amused eyebrow at the demon between his legs.

Crowley had been supposed to be helping him out of the compression socks he’d been wearing off and on to help his poor swollen ankles whenever they weren’t being massaged. She’d already removed his daytime clothing, his pajamas folded up neatly on the bed beside him, to be donned with her careful help once she’d gotten him bare.

That redressing did not appear as if it would be happening any time soon because in the split second he’d taken his eyes off of her to lean his head back and moan in relief at the release of pressure, she’d slithered up from her crouch between his knees on the side of the bed, over his swollen belly, and latched onto his breast.
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
LOL yeah, Crowley’s calf problems have not ended with the birth!!
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
This demon loves his silks!
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
For today’s #IneffableFamFeb, I thought I’d migrate over this older drawing I posted elsewhere for a past IFF “pregnancy clothing” prompt! Aziraphale is so set in his style, so I can see him sticking to his favourite kinds of clothes while pregnant @ineffablefamfeb.bsky.social
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cassieoh @cassieoh.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Picking bits from both of these - nsfw with hand in hair and eye contact <3 #GoodOmensNSFW #ineffablehusbands #aziracrow
sepia toned sketch drawing of Aziraphale and Crowley having sex with their wings out. Crowley is on his back with his legs wrapped around Aziraphale and his hand in Aziraphale's hair.
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
|| pregnancy I actually drew this for last year’s #IneffableFamFeb, but never posted it outside of P@treon. Figure I might as well share it for today’s prompt “showing off the baby bump”! @ineffablefamfeb.bsky.social
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Lonicera (RE era) @lonicera-c.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I saw Chappell Roan's 2026 Grammys look and desperately needed to draw Crowley showing up to Eden like that #GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands
a reimagining of Aziraphale and Crawley's first meeting on the wall of Eden, in which Crawley is only wearing a sheer cloth, draped artfully from his nipple piercings (which is based on Chappell Roan's 2026 Grammys outfit). The scene is otherwise not particularly changed, and Aziraphale is engaging in polite conversation.
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Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @hazelsagego.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Centaur Aziraphale is very, very in love with satyress Crowley, and so very honored that they have a baby on the way. #ineffablefamfeb Prompt 2 - Monsters/Interspecies #ineffablefamfeb2026 archiveofourown.org/works/787487... #goodomens #goodomensfic
A screenshot from archiveofourown.org of the summary and relevant tags from the chapter linked in the post. 

Chapter 3: 2. Monsters/Interspecies

Summary: 
Centaur Aziraphale never ceases to be in awe of his satyress lover and the creation of theirs that Crowley is carrying in her belly.

Notes: 
I just found the picture that this was based on when looking for something else less than a month ago and didn’t think I’d get to use it, let alone so soon, so I am STOKED about this one! The picture will be put in the end notes for all to enjoy. The only licenses I took were making one of them pregnant, and moving them to the bank of a stream instead of a hill!
Relevant tags: male-presenting Aziraphale, female-presenting Crowley, pregnant Crowley, centaur Aziraphale, satyress Crowley, interspecies relationshipA screenshot from archiveofourown.org of part of the chapter linked in the post.

Five years ago, this moment wouldn’t have even been a dream, completely inconceivable, having a lover and a family at all. And even a year ago, after he’d found his lovely satyress and committed himself to her, it would have only been a wistful ‘in another world’ thought. Their compatibility platonically, romantically, and sexually had been undeniable, but he’d thought it would be agiven that they wouldn’t be so lucky reproductively.

A centaur and a satyress. An impossible pair.

And yet, his child grew in her womb, the two of them combined to make a higher being. Neither were all that certain what was going to come out, nor were they entirely certain when it would be coming out, but it didn’t matter. Their baby could be anything and they would be loved. And Crowley would stay pregnant as long as necessary to keep them safe, and Aziraphale would be there to make sure she stayed safe.
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
I love this family! 💕
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VavoomThyself 💛🇳🇱🏳️‍🌈 FUCK AI @vavoomthyself.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
My first contribution to this year's Ineffable Family February! And of course it's a continuation of Pippin's sibling's story, even though technically that hasn't quite begun just yet. @ineffablefamfeb.bsky.social archiveofourown.org/works/78715066
archiveofourown.org
Buttons - Vavoom_Thyself - Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
“Is that you in here, Crowley?”
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
CW: pregnancy, labour, birth It’s #IneffableFamFeb, so in honour of today’s monsterfucking/interspecies prompt, here are some ✨consequences✨ for this minotaur AU. 🐂 #ineffablehusbands @ineffablefamfeb.bsky.social
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Aziraphale and Crowley chat for a bit in the dark heart of the Labyrinth, totally alone. It occurs to them that no one can see them, and no one needs to know what happened here. And if Crowley is supposed to fight Aziraphale in a mighty battle, he needs to look roughed-up. So….
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
(Of course Aziraphale wasn’t actually eating children — he simply sent those offered as sacrifices on their merry way out through a secret passage in the labyrinth.)
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Crowley is Theseus (the Six Labours involving underworld shenanigans was him dealing with Hellish bureaucracy). He was horrified about the rumours of children sacrificed to the Minotaur in Crete, so he went out to investigate. But who should he find in the labyrinth but his angelic best friend!
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Sure, Aziraphale could have fought them off, but the Cretans just seemed so terribly excited to capture an ACTUAL MONSTER and he hated to disappoint them. And honestly, being left alone to read & chill sounded splendid to him. If a certain someone has to rescue him later, well, he won’t complain…
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Let’s say the Minotaur myth is based off a time Aziraphale decided to let part of his true form show, just to let things air out a bit. Unfortunately he was spotted by humans in Crete, who panicked and imprisoned the wretched beast in a labyrinth…
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
You know that horny Antonio Canova sculpture of Theseus and the Minotaur? Yeah. #GoodOmensNSFW #ineffablehusbands
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Hazel 🐉 🧡💛🤍🩵💙 @hazelsagego.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The glorious Ineffable Family February is upon us! Y'all can find the whole catalog here: archiveofourown.org/works/78748766 so you can avoid any presentations/situations y'all don't like :) But for those interested, I'll update this thread daily with the day's prompt! Enjoy 😇😈🍼
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Ineffable Family February @ineffablefamfeb.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Anyway… 😅 Here are this year’s prompts!
Graphic for Ineffable Family February Prompt List. Text reads: 1 Surprise!, 2 Monsters/interspecies, 3 Sensing Ovulation, 4 Fill them til it takes, 5 Lactation, 6 Showing off the baby bump, 7 Maternity clothes, 8 The only position that still works, 9 Partner lifting the belly, 10 Pregnancy/baby yoga, 11 Oviposition, 12 Nesting, 13 True forms, 14 Historical setting, 15 Pampering, 16 Weight gain or breast growth, 17 Trying to conceive, 18 Labor and delivery, 19 Carbon copy kid, 20 T4T, 21 Having an Arrangement, 22 Hiding the pregnancy, 23 Angst, 24 Miraculous virgin conception, 25 Roleplaying, 26 Reverse AU, 27 Baby/child milestones, 28 Mood swings. End of prompt list. Tag @ineffablefamfeb or use #ineffablefamfeb
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Why don’t you meet me in the garden, darling? I’ll show you how I bargain. 🌱🍎 I figure it’s high time I shared my contribution to Vol. 2 of @thwartingwileszine.bsky.social! #GoodOmensNSFW #ineffablewives
Two figures lie on a tartan picnic blanket in a garden enclosed by a high grey stone wall with a closed wooden door. Surrounding them are apple trees, shrubbery, and a garden with hot peppers. An open picnic basket with a wine bottle and grapes is placed near the blanket. On the grass is one full upright wine glass and one wine glass on its side spilling red wine. 

Both figures are positioned on their sides, one behind the other. The figure at the back has a white-blonde bob and is wearing a brown strap-on harness with a blue dildo, as well as white thigh-high stockings and laced brown heeled boots. Her eyes are closed as she buries her face in the front figure’s hair and embraces her. The front figure has long curly red hair and an overwhelmed expression with one eye closed. She reaches for the blonde figure with one hand and grasps the picnic blanket with her other hand. Her penis and testicles are visible and a dildo is entering her from behind.
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Lonicera (RE era) @lonicera-c.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
thinking about Aziraphale making a He's-at-Home (19th century Nantucket dildo) for times when he and Crowley are apart/can't risk seeing each other #GoodOmens #IneffableHusbands
Aziraphale is sitting at his desk in the bookshop. He's dressed casually for the 1800's, and has his mutton chops. He's smoking a pipe (puffing little heart shapes), as he uses a small knife to carve a piece of ivory into the shape of his cock. There's a box of chocolates, and a letter from "C" on his desk. He hopes Crowley will like his gift in return.
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Ineffable Family February @ineffablefamfeb.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Here we go!
Art of Crowley holding a positive pregnancy test and looking surprised. Text: Ineffable Family February 2026, A month-long celebration of our favorite ineffables and the families they build together! Prompt list coming soon.
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
In certain situations, they’re both equally likely to sigh, gasp, moan, and keen 👀
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Ineffable Family February @ineffablefamfeb.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Light grey text on a black background reads “Ineffable Family February Will Return In 2026.”
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Thinking about @onelastunicorn.bsky.social’s heartbreakingly beautiful fic “little lamb” in which midwife Crowley helps Aziraphale give birth on a cold winter’s night. I drew this sketch after first reading it back in the day! archiveofourown.org/works/43104213 #ineffablewives #GoodOmens
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Crowley: Look at this amazingly fantastically gorgeous nebula I made!! Aziraphale: cool cool so what are your thoughts on breeding kink
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Sometimes I’m still floored by how one of the first things Aziraphale brought up in his first conversation with Crowley was BREEDING
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🔞twatfeather🔞 @twatfeather.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
LOVE THIS ONE
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