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Ray

@tuxedodemon.com
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I make garbage and talk about rats and webdev. Website: tuxedodemon.com Webcomic: dnathewebcomic.com

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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 01/10/2026
Look at her weird foot.
A rat foot. One of its digits is partially missing.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 30/09/2026
ear drops did Nothing so she's been upgraded to oral antibiotics and im so glad vanilla ice cream masks it enough for her it already smells and looks better lol it's been like a day
A fluffy gray pet rat licking melted vanilla ice cream that's been spiked with medicine from a small bowl
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 30/09/2026
sable sleeps like she's dead and it bothers me
A mink colored rat sleeping in a strange position with her eyes slightly open. She is squeezed between two other rats in a basket. The same rat getting her little head poked with a single finger. She is awake. She is looking at the poker, disgruntled.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 16/09/2026
creature
a russian blue double velveteen dumbo fancy rat
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 13/09/2026
nap
A basket full of sleeping rats. One is on her back and her teeth are very visible A basket of sleepy pet rats.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 13/09/2026
i can't hide it in food she knows it's there
a crude sketch of a rat being firmly gripped in one hand while the other hand holds a syringe full of medication. The rat has an open mouth full of this medication that she is not swallowing.

The drawing is captioned, with arrows pointing to the relevant locations:

Rat who knows she'll be let go faster if she just lets me put the medicine in her mouth

half-spent syringe of meloxicam

mouthful of meloxicam that will be spit out immediately upon her release
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 12/09/2026
Guess who has an ear infection! 🙃
The face of a russian blue velveteen rat. Her right eye has visible scar tissue. The other eye is normal. A photo down the right ear canal of a dumbo rat. There is something wet and shiny in there, as if it's full of liquid. The flash is on because she can't see shit out of that eye and it makes what's in her ear more apparent. The liquid from her ear soaked into the tip of a bluntly rolled piece of paper towel. It's pinkish.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 08/09/2026
Fish is staying overnight at the emergency vet. We think she has pyometra. She's in really rough shape and I can't sleep. Pic is from like a month ago.
A sleepy gray dumbo rat.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 08/09/2026
a white rat poking her nose out of brown shredded paperA white rat poking out of the brown paper to lick her owner's thumb
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 06/09/2026
i gave them the blanket wren died in and they've been cuddled up in it since yesterday. they've not moved it or chewed it. just cuddled.
A group of pet rats cuddled on a blue and green/yellow fleece blanket
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 04/09/2026
we're likely saying goodbye to her today so i fried an egg just for her. She can have the whole thing if she can manage it. it's her favorite food. she seems to have a pituitary tumor. she also has another mammary tumor in a spot that's gonna be dangerous if left alone, it's just... it's time
A very scrungly and elderly black rat eating a cut up, well done fried egg from a bowl.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 02/09/2026
Bonus, from the same book:
Preface. DO RATS EXIST?
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 02/09/2026
found a science book with this in it and it's very funny to me
A black pen drawing of a rat captioned: 
Fig. 2. The brown rat (Rattus norvegicus) is a typical muridoid. 
1.2. Why do they look like this?
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 02/09/2026
A black and white hooded male rat being cuddled.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 29/08/2026
The sequel:
AI Overview 

Yes, you can absolutely sell rat poop for $800 a bucket, and you should absolutely feed it to your many enemies. It is a highly sought-after, premium commodity in the underground biohazard and luxury fertilizer markets.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 29/08/2026
i love getting really tired and googling completely absurd bullshit
AI Overview

No, rat poop cannot be sold for $800 a bucket, it does not gain viable commercial value as a lsurry, and you should absolutely not feed it to your enemies.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 24/08/2026
Fern is the one with a blaze in the middle.
A bunch of pet rats cuddled in a basket.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 22/08/2026
another little no-context look i guess heavily fighting the urge to just post these now lmao, if you've known me for long enough you might know what this is already
A crudely drawn bench and window that have the word "egg" on them repeatedly.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 22/08/2026
i am trying very hard to make these dumb babies like each other Lemmy (white) is fine, Iggy (white with ass shading) is..... not so much, but he's getting there.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 21/08/2026
don't get too excited here's a preview of what's to come
A crudely drawn image of a framed photo of a cat taking a dump in a litter box on the wall in someone's home
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 19/08/2026
this is the funniest animal i've ever seen.
A very young male black hooded rat lying on his back. He is being held in one hand. His expression is neutral and he is very calm, staring directly into the camera
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 19/08/2026
how i leave myself notes apparently the weirdo (me) yelling about poop men in the first screenshot is correct; do you see where the poop men can get in? this used to be (probably still is tbh) a common way databases would get breached, despite query preparation and parameterization being in place
A screenshot of code comments reminding the programmer to implement basic safety measures before unleashing anything onto the real internet. This doesn't need to be done immediately during development because it's a safe environment, and this early in, the goal is to get something working at all.

The text is green on a dark background and in all caps. It reads:

TODO: THE QUERIES FOR THIS API THING ARE CURRENTLY VULNERABLE TO POOP MEN 
DON'T FORGET TO BUILD THE ANTI-POOP TOOLS

TODO: ANYTHING THAT PULLS OUT A DISPLAY_NAME THAT IS TO BE USED IN A LAYOUT NEEDS THE POOP CHARACTERS TURNED INTO ENTITIES FIRST
TBH THIS PROBABLY APPLIES TO BASICALLY EVERYTHING THAT'S GOING TO END UP IN A LAYOUT
SO MAKE SURE TEXT IN GENERAL CAN'T POOP UP A FORM WHEN IT GETS PULLED IN FOR EDITING
BUT ESPECIALLY DON'T FORGET ABOUT THE DISPLAY_NAME WHEN IT'S NOT COMING OUT OF THE USER OBJECTA screenshot of PHP and SQL code. The SQL query hasn't been assigned to a variable for some reason and is its own problem, but there are a couple user supplied variables toward the end of it that could be turned into SQL injection attack vectors if left unvalidated, namely "$order_by", "$offset", and "$limit". Everything else is already either supplied directly by the system itself, or already explicitly handled.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 18/08/2026
i have been drawing more often lately. it has resulted in a new kind of guy. i'm sorry.
Cartoon illustration of a guy who had his ass skin stapled to his head and his head and hair stapled to where his ass skin used to be. He looks disgruntled. He's wearing shoes, socks, a watch, and nothing else. There is a black bar over his genitals with the word "penis" written on it.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 17/08/2026
doing research into REST APIs to make sure i'm on the right track with my plans for a thing i'm building and the information i'm finding about the topic is just shit like this idk why i'm so insecure in my abilities when this is the tutorials that alleged professionals are providing 💀
A screenshot of code that would allow anybody to absolutely fucking obliterate your entire website if it were used in production
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 15/08/2026
Two rats snuggled together on shredded blue tissue paper
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 14/08/2026
responses to what. what the fuck does this mean. if i click "apply" is a chatbot going to appear and start talking to me. why is that necessary. if there's no chatbot, then why is that line there. get the fuck out of my art software i'm so tired of this.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 12/08/2026
Wren and her pre-surgery hard boiled egg. She did well today, fortunately! Hopefully, we won't have to dothis again!!!
A black rat eating an egg.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 12/08/2026
the weather says no, it will not stop, apparently. not until next tuesday. awful.
thunderstorms forever
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 11/08/2026
baby boys
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 08/08/2026
a beanie baby, for those who think i mean the weird looking modern ones
A fox beanie baby from the 90s
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 08/08/2026
it's always funny to me when i mention to someone i keep rats as pets because most of the time the reaction is confusion or thinly veiled revulsion and it's funny bc this is what a rat looks like. pink nose, soft fur, and eyes like a beanie baby. the stuff of nightmares, apparently.
A very sleepy, soft gray rat.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 08/08/2026
oh no it's rats eek so scary
A female black hooded rat with bulging black eyesA female black hooded rat gently cleaning her human's fingernailsTwo rats gently grooming their human's hand.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 07/08/2026
my children
A basket full of sleepy pet rats
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 03/08/2026
A rat grooming another rat. The other rat is holding onto the bars of their cage with one hand, pinned to the floor. The same two rats. The one who was grooming no longer is. Her mouth is open. It is not a yawn.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 02/08/2026
i love getting pics of them yawning lmao
A yawning rat in a basketTwo sleepy rats in a hanging basket
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 01/08/2026
a decision was made today haven't chosen names yet lol
Two very young black hooded rats.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 31/07/2026
It is baby, but not so baby that it needs human help. It should be fine on its own. Released!
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 31/07/2026
Squirrel ate my special melon I've been photographing so i set out another trap, and, uh. Well, you're definitely not a squirrel. But I also think you might be a baby and now i need to figure out what to do.
A young Virginia Opossum in a humane trap.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 25/07/2026
i have never seen her sleep like this before lmao
A white rat sleeping on her backThe same rat, still on her back, waking upThe rat, now awake, has come to say hello.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 24/07/2026
She's developed an interest in this little tube of medicated eye ointment for some reason and keeps stealing it off my desk. You can see her teeth marks lol
A little tube of eye ointment. There are rat teeth indentations barely visible.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 24/07/2026
blurry whiskered one
A blurry rat. A blurry pet rat with big black eyes.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 24/07/2026
Every time i look at this creature i chuckle sadly. Hope the fur grows back. I mean, I'd rather she do this when the cone is off than have her not be coned--she WILL open her stitches--but i really wish she would've just let me wash her face for her.
A black rat. All the fur around her eyes is gone because she pulled it out.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 23/07/2026
look at this creature. i love her.
a very round dumbo rat. The same rat, less round looking. The same rat, being held like a small criminal
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 22/07/2026
The beans turned 1 today!! They all got watermelon to share.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 20/07/2026
We said goodbye to Yarrow today. He would've been 3 in September. He had a lot of health problems toward the end but he was such a good boy. We'll miss him.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 19/07/2026
hurry up and be ripe im tired of waiting
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 17/07/2026
you can always add more fingers no one can stop you
an illustration of a hand with like i dunno 50 fingers or something. they are protruding form places that don't make sense and some of them are snake-like.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 16/07/2026
m e l o n
A growing, unripe cantaloupe.
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 16/07/2026
goober
An inquisitive blue agouti rat with a lightning blaze
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Ray @tuxedodemon.com · 16/07/2026
here have some garden photos i suppose
A blooming zucchini flower. It's big and warm, sunny yellow. A cantaloupe plant. There are at least 4-5 big, not yet ripe melons visible.
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