E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 21/10/2025going to need a lot of sizes of breeding syringes for that ! 020
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 17/10/2025People on LinkedIn actually post pics of themselves holding Carnegie’s How to Win Friends and Influence People 000
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Mars Attacks martians disappointed mothers be like “ack, ack, ack” while shaking their heads and wagging their fingers 011
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Kevon won’t let me listen to superfreak by Rick James very loud because he thinks the neighbors will believe I am performing a strip tease 000
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 30/06/2025My interests include watching taskmaster with my husband and peeling off peel and stick wallpaper (if it isn’t too stuck on the wall already) 020
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Squid has reached a new level of demanding where he pokes me in the face when I’m sleeping for attention and pets (he already was fed) 120
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 10/04/2025When I get into bed I feel like a paper getting filed away :) 020
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 02/04/2025media.tenor.coma man in a white shirt is dancing on a disco floorALT: a man in a white shirt is dancing on a disco floor 000
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Probably frustrating to be a food motivated cat owned by me. So desperately wanting to be fed meanwhile I’m doing the hustle 110
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 28/03/2025When I see pics of people posing by a pool, I really wanna give em a push 010
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Eating funny tacos at taco bobs and listening to land of confusion by genesis, it feels my kind of gourmet 030
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I said giggity like fifty times and I don’t think kevon said giggity even once! Restraint, or just not an annoying person 010
Reposted by ETrouble In Pairs @trouble-in-pairs.bsky.social · 01/03/2025I got this at the Marriott Marquis last weekend in Chicago and need help identifying the pink vegetable/fruit. PLEASE HELP! 011
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Didn’t even know that was possible for someone to do. I’m ruined 140
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 24/02/2025I gotta get out of the cafe before I overhear the sexual part of this girls date she’s telling her friend about. I must stay pure!!!!!!!! #purity 140
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 23/02/2025When we were at the hottest club in America last night, kevon told me that I would need to take less breaks if I did less karate in my dancing 000
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Kevon and I probably got married because we both like Album by Girls 020
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Reminding Kevon here and there I’m entitled to half of his magic cards in the event of divorce. 030
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 12/02/2025Omg! I also have a femme neopet of my husband (his name was Dunkle when we matched on tinder years ago). He’s a Scorpio obviously. 000
Reposted by Ejustkevswill @justkevswill.bsky.social · 10/02/2025messed up how cute these freaks are 091
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 29/01/2025Honestly I was thankful to have no goats to worry about when I rose 010
