E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 17/10/2025People on LinkedIn actually post pics of themselves holding Carnegie’s How to Win Friends and Influence People 000
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 08/10/2025Mars Attacks martians disappointed mothers be like “ack, ack, ack” while shaking their heads and wagging their fingers 011
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Kevon won’t let me listen to superfreak by Rick James very loud because he thinks the neighbors will believe I am performing a strip tease 000
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 30/06/2025My interests include watching taskmaster with my husband and peeling off peel and stick wallpaper (if it isn’t too stuck on the wall already) 020
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Squid has reached a new level of demanding where he pokes me in the face when I’m sleeping for attention and pets (he already was fed) 120
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 10/04/2025When I get into bed I feel like a paper getting filed away :) 020
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Probably frustrating to be a food motivated cat owned by me. So desperately wanting to be fed meanwhile I’m doing the hustle 110
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 28/03/2025When I see pics of people posing by a pool, I really wanna give em a push 010
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 27/03/2025Eating funny tacos at taco bobs and listening to land of confusion by genesis, it feels my kind of gourmet 030
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I said giggity like fifty times and I don’t think kevon said giggity even once! Restraint, or just not an annoying person 010
Reposted by ETrouble In Pairs @trouble-in-pairs.bsky.social · 01/03/2025I got this at the Marriott Marquis last weekend in Chicago and need help identifying the pink vegetable/fruit. PLEASE HELP! 011
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 24/02/2025I gotta get out of the cafe before I overhear the sexual part of this girls date she’s telling her friend about. I must stay pure!!!!!!!! #purity 140
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 23/02/2025When we were at the hottest club in America last night, kevon told me that I would need to take less breaks if I did less karate in my dancing 000
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Kevon and I probably got married because we both like Album by Girls 020
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Reminding Kevon here and there I’m entitled to half of his magic cards in the event of divorce. 030
Reposted by Ejustkevswill @justkevswill.bsky.social · 10/02/2025messed up how cute these freaks are 091
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 24/01/2025If Lou bega said your name in mambo #5, you may be entitled to compensation 021
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Planning a fall 2025 trip to a czech spa town will keep me happy for a long time!!!! Woo hoo 110
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 26/11/2024Imagine being a dancer in daft punk around the world music video thinking you get to wear the cute little vintage go go swimmer look and then the director is like actually full body bandages for you 011
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 16/11/2024I don’t know where but somewhere kevon is playing magic right now (he is still with us) 011
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 15/11/2024Re the sweater song, I’d be disappointed if anyone destroyed my sweater but I’d forgive a cat for doing so, it is yarn after all 030
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 15/11/2024I attended a young professionals event this evening. The young professionals, mostly nice and friendly. The modelo, free. 010
E @turtlethedj.bsky.social · 14/11/2024My lunch today was sourdough dipped in garlic olive oil, pineapple, and two hard boiled eggs in that order. It was good but chaotic mouth flavors. 230
