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Dups Cracken

@turtleshelf.bsky.social
422 followers 2.6K following 485 posts

Cog sci/philosophy grad, doing a MEnv, commie sicko, iron brained woke, militant optimist doomer, layabout (non-derogatory), sluggard (derogatory)

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Dups Cracken @turtleshelf.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I really didn't think this would be what got us. Figured it'd be nuclear war or an interesting plague or something. A chatbot that tells you you're a special birthday boy, how embarassing.
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Dups Cracken @turtleshelf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ryan andrew.
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Dups Cracken @turtleshelf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I mean it's Lord of the Rings of course but also a very very close second is the new Planet of the Apes. Planets of the Apes. Planets of the Apeses? Planetary System of the Apes.
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Dups Cracken @turtleshelf.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Crazy to have such a poverty of imagination, even in your impossible fantasy god-machine-powered future u still gotta do insurance claims
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 15/07/2026
lol this is so sick
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Dups Cracken @turtleshelf.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Very 90s vibes poster for the movie "Death In Brunswick" starring Sam Neill, Zoe Carides and John Clarke
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Dups Cracken @turtleshelf.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
screenshot of 2019 tweet from @normal_now that used to read "Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like 'Profit = revenue - costs' on the board and everyone is taking notes like its actual school" but the "profit = revenue - costs" bit has been replaced by some of the deranged goose-related slides from the softbank presentation
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Dups Cracken @turtleshelf.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Meme of George Bush being told 'a second plane has hit the tower' masterfully edited to say 'a second strait has hit the closed'
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Dups Cracken @turtleshelf.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
What are we doing here, not a serious country
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Dups Cracken @turtleshelf.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
does anyone kno how to kill a pinnochio to ensure it stays dead
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Dups Cracken @turtleshelf.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Perdido St Station, Imajica, A Wizard of Earthsea
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Dups Cracken @turtleshelf.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Mamdani campaign poster generator using text from opening of Master and Commander
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Dups Cracken @turtleshelf.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
What perfect albums came out when you were 16? Idk if they were perfect but they slapped
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
“A developed country is not a place where the poor have cars. It's where the rich use public transportation.” – Former Bogotá Mayor Enrique Peñalosa.
Graphic with same text as post
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 03/05/2025
"You wanted action and we promise to deliver tinkering around the edges" chaser.com.au/national/lab...
Labor secures bigger majority, excited to do nothing with it
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Dups Cracken @turtleshelf.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
Best looking loaf of gluten free bread you ever seen, shiny dark golden brown crust, light brown where the cuts have opened up, looks like a dang emoji, studio Ghibli ass loaf
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Dups Cracken @turtleshelf.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
@6newsau.bsky.social @greens.org.au seems pretty unacceptable
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Dups Cracken @turtleshelf.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Slimy shit from the Libs
Envelope that appears to be official election information but the contents are just from the liberal party
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Dups Cracken @turtleshelf.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Second this @senatorwong.bsky.social, @albomp.bsky.social, @tanyaplibersekmp.bsky.social. How long before you choose to stand on the clear right side of history? How many dead children will it take? Do you have a number in mind?
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Dups Cracken @turtleshelf.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
i was violently pro fascism but a series of surprisingly small signs have completely turned me around
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Dups Cracken @turtleshelf.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
@boontavista.com huge news for you guys, great precedent
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Dups Cracken @turtleshelf.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Wineglass bay on the Freycinet Peninsula in Tasmania. Blue-green water meets a  sweeping crescent of white sand studded with kelp from high tide, which curves to the left away from the camera, and then back to the right to meet two dark peaks, their tops lost in low clouds.
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Dups Cracken @turtleshelf.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
hahahahahaha
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Dups Cracken @turtleshelf.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Hey @jamieloftus.bsky.social I thought you were a really good BtB guest but you're an even better podcast host absolutely killing it slay etc
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Dups Cracken @turtleshelf.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
economic system that's always very hungry call that caterpillism
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Dups Cracken @turtleshelf.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
5 authors I've read 5+ books by Robin Hobb Terry Pratchett N. K. Jemisin Stephen King David Eddings
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Dups Cracken @turtleshelf.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
@cameronwilson.bsky.social on @techwontsave.us feels like seeing your teacher outside school. But in a cool hip way.
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Dups Cracken @turtleshelf.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Hi @senatorwong.bsky.social @australianlabor.bsky.social, do you have any comment you'd like to make on this? How many well respected international organisations need to take this stance before you do *anything* at all?
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Dups Cracken @turtleshelf.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
absence makes the balls grow fondler
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Dups Cracken @turtleshelf.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
World's calmest man, Zack Schofield from @risingtideaus.bsky.social, being the rock upon which the wave breaks.
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Sky News Host PANICS During Climate Activist Interview
YouTube video by fusion
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Dups Cracken @turtleshelf.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
I'm the 404 reader that shared this with Emanuel and yet I was entirely overlooked at last night's Walkley awards. When will this targeted discrimination end?
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