😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 07/06/2026got hit and run by this car yesterday in ridgewood (fairview and gates) if anyone wants to help 15626
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 05/06/2026i'm reading a book on flower arrangements and i can't help but notice that the principles of it are the same as gunpla posing. im looking at this arrangement and all i can see is rx-78-2 vs char's zaku ii 18929
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 03/06/2026yeah it currently runs at the resolution of the window size so i need to add a resolution cap because some computers can't handle running it at whatever the display resolution is 110
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 03/06/2026sorry, I need to add a resolution cap maybe, can you tell me if it runs okay if you size the window really small? 100
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 22/05/2026finally seeing some henry darger works in person. seeing the physical notebooks in person hit me with the weight of his life 1303
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 18/05/2026Update: - Fixed a crash when talking to KK Slider outside the train platform - Fixed an issue with Resetti sometimes appearing after a proper save 010
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 18/05/2026in case anyone wants to play the gamecube animal crossing: bsky.app/profile/turt... 050
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 13/05/2026poetry is the mario64 backwards long jump of navigating the linguistic latent space 081
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 13/05/2026language is such a crazy fluid tool and most of us are just writing normal declarative sentences 2111
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 13/05/2026i am going to get the synoptic gospels diagram embroidered on a shirt 090
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Update: - Fixed an issue that was causing a crash when talking to neighbors/ the mayor - Added some shader options (LCD, halftone) 150
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 09/05/2026okay fixed this! it was a very strange bug that had to do with how casting datatypes works differently on the original compiler used for gamecube and the clang compiler for web assembly 010
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 09/05/2026a generation of people is probably going to remember AI art aesthetics the same way people think about clipart now: the stuff that reminds you of school assignments and events 1162
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 06/05/2026chrome might treat you better in this case for now (i need to investigate this on firefox, i don't want this to only work on chrome) 110
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 06/05/2026are you on firefox by any chance? i'm investigating this and other similar reports 110
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 06/05/2026Updates: - Added shader options: CRT (basic + full) + ASCII. These can cause a performance hit, so be careful enabling these especially on mobile - Town name now appears in the save data import/export UI - Moved the commit hash from the corner into the settings menu 1110
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 06/05/2026that happened to someone else, i'm going to investigate what this is 110
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 05/05/2026I'm releasing Slider, a web port of Animal Crossing (GameCube): turtlekiosk.github.io/slider Features: - PWA offline support - Controller + keyboard + touch screen support - Import/export save data (compatible with Dolphin) - Variable window size / fullscreen support - Mutable audio 9292126
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 27/04/2026wait some of you actually followed me here from the twitter animal crossing post 070
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 24/04/2026thug: who's this clown? pagliacci: okay so nobody at all recognizes me 040
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 22/04/2026imagine hearing about the yukio mishima failed coup thing live? "wait, mishima? like... the closeted playwright? no it's gotta be someone with the same name" 140
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 21/04/2026i just spoke to a time traveler and he said the butterfly effect actually isnt that big of a deal. that's something only people outside of the industry bring up 0111
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 20/04/2026right now there's a cruise ship at the mouth of the strait of hormuz with a captain that's like "let's go for it" and the passengers can't do anything 040
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 20/04/2026being avoidant is fine, it's like wearing a rubber because a woman's equivalent of nutting inside you is getting to know you really well 051
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 17/04/2026hahaha it works in a resizable window in android desktop mode too 130
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 17/04/2026yo i managed to get gc animal crossing to compile natively and run on android 2242
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 10/04/2026logging on here and seeing which of my twitter regulars also post on here regularly is what i imagine it used to be like to go to a prohibition speakeasy or stonewall and see your coworker 5220
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 31/10/2025oh so if i wanna look like my home is friendly to the neighborhood kids and that im amenable to offering them candy and snacks, i have to put a skeleton on my doorstep? america is one weird place 1110
😈 @turtlekiosk.bsky.social · 26/07/2025en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Chester...en.wiktionary.orgChesterton's fence - Wiktionary, the free dictionary 010
