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@turtle502.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 If I were King for a Day, I would give it all away. Queer. I'm OK with he/him and they/them.

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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 11m
I'm inspired, throwing away my plans
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God @thegodshow.com · 1h
Bless this LEGO designer in particular.
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 3h
this is the bathroom getting the refresh over the next three to four weeks stay tuned for the "after"
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 4h
because we want to 😌
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 13h
as it should be 😌 www.popsci.com/environment/...
popsci.com
Giant tortoises now outnumber people in the Seychelles
About 183,000 individual Aldabra giant tortoises are living on the African atoll, after their numbers dwindled to only 1,000.
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
project "bathroom refresh" is officially underway! not a complete remodel or redo or update, just a moderate refresh
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I got a JIRA request to move a column on one excel workbook to a column in another workbook i kid you not 🚮
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
we've reached the point at which Biff and BiffCo are running the country i wonder if they'll have paid advertising too
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Tom & Lorenzo @tomandlorenzo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
IT IS NOT REMOTELY THE FUCK UNCLEAR
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
virtually no change in my vision Rx but getting new glasses anyway cuz fashion 😏
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sometimes I fear I have to deal with the programmer who doesn't know what's been programmed
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
one of my recent pastimes is watching videos of festival guys vibing to the music all by themselves, in their own little bubble, just feeling it youtube.com/shorts/i-W6l...
youtube.com
O KRA É BRABO 😈⚡ #rave #oakley #groove #techno #shuffledance #electronicmusic #sarrinho
YouTube video by SOUND7
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what exactly are they getting up to in heaven 🤔
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this is how they get people to forget about the Iran war blame the other war "diesel prices aren't trump's fault, it's Ukraine's" and now Ukraine is the bad guy maybe trump will strike Ukraine next
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I lost more weight! 😭 I'm already struggling to eat 2100 calories. how much more could I possibly eat!
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
at least we can all sleep soundly tonight www.nbcnews.com/world/russia...
nbcnews.com
Russia says no plague found in contacts of Siberian lab worker who died
News that a female staffer at the Irkutsk Anti-Plague Institute of Siberia and the Far East had died from a “pneumonia of undetermined” origin last week has spread fears worldwide.
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
them: "we need a tool to compare this" me: "hellooooooo Copilot" I used the app agent to build an app 😌
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't need a dining room. it's a flexible space for me. it's an extension of my living room. it's not up to me to hint to the next buyer what the room IS. use it however you want. i responded that her idea of how younger people should view homes is dated. ruffled her feathers. 🤭
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
told a boomer coworker I have so few things in the attic that I might move them to am empty closet. she balked. "if you put the house up for sale you'll have to empty the closet so people don't see stuff piled in it". same person told me I'd have to re-stage my home office as the dining room.
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Uber should just be called Instacar although that could be confusing
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
let the fear of being hungry or losing your home be with you instead
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
it's about something much more sinister
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
there's a monarch butterfly outside. I don't think it's making it to Mexico. 😢
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
wow in 7 months I'll actually owe under $100k on a mortgage for the first time in my life
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
this Clean Bandit track 😘🕺 youtu.be/Osq0RgGVwK8?...
youtu.be
Clean Bandit - Everything But You (feat. A7S) [Official Video]
YouTube video by Clean Bandit
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know they're alive
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jack Skellington and Peter Pan were just hanging out sitting on a bench together in Dreamlight Valley what are they up to 🤔
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
pre-season run of the heater in progress 🤓
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(but not until after the election)
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ok Daniel Isn't Real wasn't really good
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
next he'll send everybody a gallon of gas www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
theguardian.com
Trump says US to send one-time $90 payment to 20m seniors enrolled in Medicare
President says payments, to be sent in early October, are meant to offset cost of monthly insurance premiums
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't know how to trim this plant, it's out of control
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Tom Grennan
static.klipy.com
Golden Girls Character Sweats in Kitchen
ALT: Golden Girls Character Sweats in Kitchen
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😲
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@wanyal.xyz are we on today like Ike and Tina 🎙️🎶 🐢 🎤🕺
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
so that one day, when you are gone, your friends and family will need to take that collection and donate it to charity, sell it, or just throw it in the trash www.bgr.com/2273296/reas...
bgr.com
5 Reasons To Buy 4K Blu-Rays Instead Of Another Streaming Subscription - BGR
Reasons to own 4K Blu-Rays include no internet connection needed, requires only a one-time cost, no advertisements, and better audio and visuals
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
teaching how to be a bully from the top
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
my mom is an example of somebody who I wonder how did they make it to 79 years because she's so clueless about so many things this is more apparent since my father died
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
neighbor across the street has an odd circular pattern on the lawn. Wonder what's happening there. 🤔
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
almost forgot to send my daughter her allowance 😱
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the war on biden
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
twice as smart! 😃 timesofindia.indiatimes.com/science/wild...
timesofindia.indiatimes.com
Volunteers at a protected Cape Cod nesting site found a rare diamondback terrapin hatchling with two heads; the tiny turtle weighed about as much as a nickel and is now being monitored by wildlife vet...
A tiny diamondback terrapin has become an unexpected discovery on Cape Cod after volunteers found a hatchling with two heads at a protected nesting site in Wellfleet, Massachusetts. According to Mass ...
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
you have?
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
no aminals were involved 😌
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I had 97g of protein today 😃
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
thanks, trump, for ushering in a new wave of terrorism
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
because trump keeps telling them it's cheaper
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
that's how they say it www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
independent.co.uk
Trump mocked for embarrassing spelling error on ‘super intelligence’ pact
‘That’s absurd no one caught that typo,’ wrote one critic, while another added: ‘If this is Super Intelligence, I'll pass’
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
🕺 youtu.be/ESLKumpREjk?...
youtu.be
Growing Up With Shiva (Apocryphon Remix)
YouTube video by Information Society - Topic
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
that's $10.04 per gallon (corrected)
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