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turtle502.bsky.social

@turtle502.bsky.social
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🏳️‍🌈 If I were King for a Day, I would give it all away. Queer. I'm OK with he/him and they/them.

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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't know how to trim this plant, it's out of control
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
neighbor across the street has an odd circular pattern on the lawn. Wonder what's happening there. 🤔
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sorted my graphic tees using a method that makes much more sense i don't think I have enough
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it has gotten chilly so my cat has reclaimed her position on the sofa
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
first step is manifesting the ability to manifest
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
got my project done, before and after the joys of home ownership adventures
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
😬
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
how can you hate AI when all I asked for was "dress her in an aviator costume" and the patch on the sleeve says "cat pilot squad" 🤗
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
witchy season
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
no I'm a planthead
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
these products are insanely good. texture is excellent. flavors are awesome. my only complaint is high sodium. worth the price.
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
😶
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
how great my goji berry bush is doing
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
awww is tiger eating your face
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
confusion in labels the potatoes only weighed 240g. so of course I thought I was going nuts. or my scale was broken. then I realized they included the packing liquid. that gets drained. nobody is consuming that. so are all of the potatoes really 160 calories? WHO KNOWS!
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
been here 24 years and never knew this little brick area was here
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
look at it ☺️
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
are game journalists dumb or do they expect companies to hand over their internal reports? Microsoft has the data. they know I never access Cloud. they know who does and for how long. they look at the data and they make a business decision. cloud gaming costs bandwidth which costs money.
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
OMG now the whole anti-seed oil movement makes sense and who all is probably making the most noise about it 😒
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
now if we wore AI-powered glasses or contact lenses, the AI could just keep track of where you put everything automatically
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
this is what they earn for acting like this
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
will I ever get to go away again
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I told her she needs to slow down and take a break or she is going to throw up the drama 😒
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
cat
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
the store had Squashies! seemed to be in the "limited time" product section.
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
my hibiscus is doing so well. overall just really full, green, and bushy. and blooming well. ☺️
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“We differentiate between a great American people and the president”
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
all set for my next strength training on Tuesday 🥳 excited, I've wanted a bench for years
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
😱
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
my favorite is probably "Banc de Musculation" 😊
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🤪
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
absolutely delicious 😋
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
these are good. no sneaky animal protein. clearly labeled. if something has "protein" on the label, it should be required by law to state either "animal" or "plant". a simple symbol would suffice: 🐮 or 🌱 but the meat industry would have a fit
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
the full effect. my PC case dreams have been met.
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
yeahhhhhh 🥳
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
chillin'
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I was the model for this shirt
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
yeahhhhhh 🥳
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
as a turtle, I am qualified 😌
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
job I could probably do
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
one can never have enough Cheshire shirts 😁
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
me and who
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
is this "Just for you" new? they know my price 🤭
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
just chillin'
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
😛 better not taste like cardboard
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
got a new batch of shirts today but this is my favorite of the bunch 😁
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turtle502.bsky.social @turtle502.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
finally hacked off a few inches of my hair and gave the same style a slightly different shape have to remember what I did
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