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@turtle.labeledrude.online
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got called a "caustic, insufferable jackass" in a forums argument about the flash when i was 19 and let it define my entire personality. proud member of the labeledrude.online posting network

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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 2h
anthony bourdain kissenger quote but about dr. casper darling
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 2h
watch football live? while it's happening? are you fucking insane?
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 2h
when i was younger and stupider i used to watch ravens games every weekend in a big social group. tragedy often ensued (losing to the steelers, etc). now, age has taught me the proper way to consume ravens football: highlight packages of lamar and henry doing cool shit after games they win
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Stone Butch Blue Velvet @jennyllello.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
HEY DYLAN? BUDDY? WANNA WATCH THE EVANGELION REBUILDS? I THINK YOU'D REALLY LIKE THE THIRD ONE IN PARTICULAR,
it is continually subtext and never ever approaches text, but if you are a trans woman in particular so much of dylan faden's Deal is going to be pinging the augurs that guide our collective Egg Prime Directive
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Stone Butch Blue Velvet @jennyllello.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
a very good and mostly nonspoilery review of Control: Resonant which has won me over my reservations the hard way with no shortcuts to absolutely set my brain entirely on fire www.tabletopbattles.com/tabletop-bat...
tabletopbattles.com
Tabletop Battles Reviews: Control Resonant
Bernhardt reviews Control Resonant, a strong contender for his game of the year whose big swings land, even if they're missing Jesse Faden.
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
men should kill gods who hate them like this
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
this movie has the correct read on lawyers
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
Things are getting weird. Things are getting scary. Things are getting out of hand; things are getting hairy.
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
Something very very bad is about to happen to you, and very soon. A better version of yourself would know what to do.
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
ahmed made his choice.
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
if the evil buffet hurts ahmed i'm going to call in an airstrike
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
I'm Mosley Rosin, and I'd say: Stick with one of the four major religions.
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
Sometimes you can keep that voice down to a little bit, and sometimes it's very very loud. But it's always present, and it always wins.
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
Are you prepared for what's coming?
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
fucking five AM time to watch Buffet Infinity
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
one of the best art accounts on here, learn game
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ビブオ/Bibuo @bibuo.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
2025年真夏の夜の悪夢 #NIGHTREIGN #ナイトレイン
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
OH HELL YEAH
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
hell yeah
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
alright. game's over. it's clear: gabby williams is the coolest WNBA player i've ever seen
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
well if i can't judge an elite proven athlete's worth by literally one look then what kind of sports fan am i
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
wbna floor staff have flair?
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
not a great introduction to paige bueckers i suppose
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
succumbed to peer pressure and turned on the last 1:40 of dallas golden state
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
what was going on apparently was that narduzzi refused to beat an opponent by a flagrant, profligate number of points -- more than 3 -- and made sure the score got back to a respectable, upstanding, chaste differential
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
this is the second best www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sCX...
youtube.com
Mad Max: Fury Road OST - Brothers In Arms [HQ]
YouTube video by Chance Adams
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
no one asked but this is the best song from a movie soundtrack this century www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1c2...
youtube.com
Adagio In D Minor - Remastered Version 2012 (John Murphy) - HD
YouTube video by Cazarines
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
joining a tontine to become a social media manager
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
they call him Mr. I'm in Danger
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
cfb really is a sport where the first half of games is "What if we lived in another universe? Where losers won? Where the unexpected happened? What if we lived in a world where the little guy could win, just through force of will?" then after halftime it's "VICTORY IS A PROCESS A FORMULA AND A BOOT"
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
lmao
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
penn state losing and pitt beating james franklin would be a very good "hey maryland, you're still pathetic, but at least your enemies are not prospering tonight" friday
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
extremely funny if pitt is the kind of team that james franklin loses to now at tech
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
ohhhh man remedy saved all their real fastballs for this sixth area in control resonant
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
pretty good sidequest for the third control game
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/10/2026
och hell yeh
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 02/10/2026
[nodding] ah, finally, i get it. control resonant is a changeling: the lost game
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 02/10/2026
the evangelion stuff is dead-on obvious and in places nearly explicit, the backrooms stuff could be parallel development from similar sources. but the first game was so informed by SCP why wouldn't the second be informed by one of SCP's online successors
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 02/10/2026
reached what i think is the final big new open area in control resonant and it seems incredibly clear to me the two biggest influences on this game are evangelion and the backrooms (not the movie, the online videos/content/subculture)
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 02/10/2026
when you get got by sports you just say "yeah well braves fans are actually like that"
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 02/10/2026
you never get got for RTing fake crap if you never comment on anything besides sports until it's two and a half days out of date. words to live by
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 02/10/2026
hard to put into words how little faith i have in the democratic primary base not to see a couple tough talk ads where he mocks donnie's speech pattern and fall in line tbh, especially if kamala is the main alternative
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 02/10/2026
people like bannon have even started saying out loud how he'd be a great president (because he'd spend his entire term trying to get elon and zuck to vote dem again and lose right back to the GOP in 2032), which i feel like gives the game away but nothing matters anymore
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 02/10/2026
maryland treason is when you say it's stupid the terps keep putting the state flag on their football uniforms in different fucked up ways. you're wrong and you're guilty and they were right to kick you out of school but it's not a huge deal
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 02/10/2026
[guy playing control voice] obviously necrons should sound like the board from control. why doesn't everyone else see this
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 02/10/2026
also, best fit out of all these FBC guys, and FBC style is much better than replacement level for government agencies. nice scarf, dickhead [sincere]
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 02/10/2026
my man still has that world-famous Langston Charm(tm)
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 02/10/2026
fellas you sound like a bunch of white vampires who are way too into egyptology
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 02/10/2026
if you're doing weird prissy comedy-of-manners black library stuff with them and everyone in the book is a necron, fine, whatever, knock yourself out. they should make menacing machines noises in anything put in front of the general public, and that's IT
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 02/10/2026
main thought about DoW4 trailer is the same thought i have every time a necron appears in a 40K game: every single time a necron speaks every bit of aura they have disappears. they should literally never talk, but if they're going to talk, they absolutely can't be generic british stage actor guys
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