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@turtle.labeledrude.online
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got called a "caustic, insufferable jackass" in a forums argument about the flash when i was 19 and let it define my entire personality. proud member of the labeledrude.online posting network

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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 02/10/2026
my man still has that world-famous Langston Charm(tm)
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 30/09/2026
they're calling him Normal and, some say, Business
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 29/09/2026
dylan showing up for work dressed like this calling it "normal mode." stop doing that dylan
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 29/09/2026
Illegal
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 27/09/2026
sure
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 27/09/2026
honestly i'm always saying this
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 27/09/2026
note from control resonant about "Baltimore, MA." finns!!!!!!!!
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 27/09/2026
uh. hey fellas. as you were.
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 25/09/2026
the sabrett hot dog cart umbrella showing up as a random residential prop in control resonant is the most Finnish America detail in this game yet, and remedy remains extremely strong on its Finnish America game (America as interpreted by a studio of Finns, at its peak in Alan Wake 2)
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 25/09/2026
you can look like this from the first time you get access to the cosmetic locker with the normal retail copy, but you have to pay extra for normal hair and normal clothes. very funny. also i wonder if Fucked Up Ex-Hiss Dylan was supposed to be the default version at some point, due to, you know.
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 23/09/2026
for some reason i don't like how it sounds when this guy says it
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 23/09/2026
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 21/09/2026
there's been momentous developments in galactic politics and a big time jump in zero company, but it's good to know this guy is still hanging out saying crazy shit to my droids
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 20/09/2026
ran into some clones from Space JSOC in zero company. their boss has a slightly different helmet from the rest of the gang. probably nothing
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 20/09/2026
yes it is. lane kiffin you are a ridiculous human being
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 19/09/2026
someone steps to you in dawn of bloodwalker and you gotta hit them with the
The Fallen
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 17/09/2026
asha i promise you that you are not prepared for how much fucking money this is about to cost
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 16/09/2026
the jedi teen you get in zero company cannot overwatch. "that sucks; xcom is the game where you overwatch!" well yes, but you can and should play more aggressively. because what the jedi teen can do instead is stand in a reinforcement zone with some advantage, and wait.
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 12/09/2026
watching Stop Making Sense for the first time in like 20 years and going back in time to cancel david byrne for going "trump mode"
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 11/09/2026
bands only release album covers like this when they're extremely aware they're turning into their dads
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 09/09/2026
ah. well then
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 08/09/2026
the sport would be much less funny without this kind of pompous self-seriousness + need to fill air
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 07/09/2026
lot of the writing in the anca/coen relationship feels off until you realize that this character is supposed to be in her mid to late 40s instead of just a couple years older than coen
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 07/09/2026
incredibly funny to go with this art for the common bilberry. thought a cracked blue eye orb had shown up on my quickbar
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 06/09/2026
pleased to report the moon in dawnwalker is Extremely Normal, and definitely doesn't have a ghostly blood moon double hiding behind it
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 06/09/2026
the dread demesne of the boyar karol brown...
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 06/09/2026
most honest open world RPG protagonist
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 05/09/2026
not a joke
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 05/09/2026
CLY KULLERVO, TO HER CLAN MASTERS: It was justified.
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 05/09/2026
jesus man. no one who worked on this game is getting health insurance in 2045
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 05/09/2026
he's so wise
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 05/09/2026
making a CZERKA CORP MENTIONED meme
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 05/09/2026
genuinely one of my biggest problems with zero company is the way all the hired operators hold their star wars blue milk mugs. try this yourself with a plastic cup, with your thumb in that position. it's entirely grip strength keeping that thing in place.
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 04/09/2026
me, a normal guy with no deep-seated issues, pointing at my helmet and calling it my face without thinking about it then casually dropping a robot slur when comparing my treatment to theirs
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 04/09/2026
"tragic dead-wifeguy sniper with a top shelf accent" is an easy way to get a guy over (look at boone from fnv) so this dude has more going for him than every other male member of the cast put together, but what if we put him in one of the most rizzless space suits imaginable? now That's podracing
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 04/09/2026
intellectually i know it's far more realistic to have the sword slung low on the belt/almost below the hip line and that you basically can't actually draw or sheathe a blade from a scabbard that's flat on your back, but man does it look like ass
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 03/09/2026
Troubling
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 02/09/2026
downright collegiate atmosphere accruing at the zero company main base
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 01/09/2026
what did he know and when did he know it
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 31/08/2026
he really wants to Space Say It
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 31/08/2026
at least he's got some self-awareness
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 30/08/2026
hawks dealing with the team libertarian on their own terms
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 30/08/2026
one thing that's followed xcom from firaxis to zero company is how you can instantly tell a guy who was done up with the studio tools vs an NPC who matters with bespoke artistic touch. in the villain intro scene this guy pops up and you know immediately what's about to happen to him in 90 seconds
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 28/08/2026
we ride
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 28/08/2026
what
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 28/08/2026
my space uncle keeps asking me for a new space phone in space rhyming slang
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 28/08/2026
this fuckin guy. every time we see each other around the base buddy you look like i've caught you in the middle of doing something you know is wrong
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 27/08/2026
playing Space Hellgirl and picking Class: Annoying and Weapon: Shitty because i know that the star wars universe rewards these decisions (Scoundrel Blaster Pistol)
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 27/08/2026
you can customize your MC's species and gender in zero company; however, the stupid jacket with useless lapels is mandatory
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turtle @turtle.labeledrude.online · 25/08/2026
"stop inventing a guy to--"
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