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Turtle Hermit

@turtle-hermit.bsky.social
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Cat Dad. Philly Sports. Large Sandwiches.

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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Fuck the The Braves - Iron Sheikh
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
If Ghost makes music for Scooby Doo villains, Sleep Token makes music for sad Addams Family montages.
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Thinking about the time I saved the Phillies season by wearing my Charlie Manuel jersey to the game last night.
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Omw2ftP. (On my way to fix the Phillies)
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
People with their laptops out on the train: why.
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Perhaps back. Perhaps.
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Phillies song for this year gonna be in honor of Phillies greats and brothers Jimmy and Scott, Rollin by Limp Bizkit
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
Just watched two pots of water boil. Get an induction stove before you go writing parables, idiots.
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Good of the Giants Front Office to show up
Man standing by garbage truck at Eagles Super Bowl Parade
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
How it started vs how it ended
Man standing amongst crowd at Eagles parade.Close up of a hamburger.
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MALF @malf.io · 14/02/2025
It took me five years of off-and-on attempts, but I finally reached 7-99 in Spelunky 2. One of the most difficult gaming challenges ever and I managed to complete it. Thank you, Derek @mossmouth.bsky.social. It's been a wonderful adventure. youtu.be/2oGnkhfReAM
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I Reached Level 7-99 in Spelunky 2
YouTube video by michaelalfox
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Anyone could have gotten it that night - Chris Long
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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I love yall. Go fucking Birds. Our team. Spanish and KC calls later today. Westwood One late today or tomorrow.
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Quick reminder the Eagles are 2x Super Bowl Champions and also I love you all
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Great game, who do we play next
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
40-22 goes so hard
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Anyone can get it
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
KENNY PICKETT RUN THAT CLOCK OUT
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Go Birds.
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Hey I'm gonna go fill up on gas, can I get anyone some fried chicken or a Saquon t shirt while I'm at the gas station?
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Boutta get obnoxiously into espresso
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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Eagles vs Commanders: NFC Championship They "took over" the Hard Rock and then got Rocked Hard Edition, courtesy of the Commanders Radio Network with Bram Weinstein and London Fletcher 1. SAQUON. BARKLEY. "One play. Eagles take the lead. Touchdown Saquon Barkley."
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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
Eagles vs Commanders: NFC Championship The Merrill and Mike Thread 1. LEADOFF DINGER BY SAQUON BARKLEY
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 27/01/2025
NFC Champions are in bed eating cheese and playing The Bazaar.
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
GO BIRDS
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Go Birds.
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
I am the greatest Bazaar player of all time.
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Go Birds Send Post
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
The Bazaar is the best game of 2024.
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Did it hurt? When you had 9 wins and Dooley fucking froze and Monitor Lizarded you into oblivion?
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
Thinking about Go Birds.
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Ignoring my family so I can look up The Bazaar combos and strats.
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Watching the sun set on the train is 99% depressing but 1% romantic.
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
I am also mad that not everyone follows me and engages with every post I make.
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
I'm gonna have to build a new computer for 2025 games, huh.
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
OH SHIT OH FUCK new Elden Ring with coop
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
The fuck are Checks and Balances just fucking send it.
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Lmao Cowboys gonna extend McCarthy cause Bill B going to UNC. This is totally different than us extending Nick, who is a winner.
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Chiefs are going to win the Super Bowl 3-2 on an 82 yard field goal as time runs out.
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Hoarnee posting
A porchetta sandwich in front of flowers
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
Life hasn't been the same since she (eating loco moco in Hawaii) left.
A bowl of loco moco, a cup of coffee, and a plate of French toast on a wood table.
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 04/12/2024
Idles fucking rule.
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Beginning to process the reality that I need to swap my side of fruit for soup, and I'm not ready.
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I became a hipster way after it was cool
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
It feels like Sunday but it's actually Friday, and that is a good thing. Thanksgiving is a truly magical time.
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Thanksgiving being on a Thursday is the greatest gift the settlers of this country gave us.
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Bless
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Happy Thanksgiving. I am grateful for the food, family, and football that fills my life.
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Choose Your Fighter
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Turtle Hermit @turtle-hermit.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Starting to think I was wrong about Earl Thomas over Brandon Graham.
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