Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 14hThe new political commercial with upbeat music that tries to humanize Jeff Crank is terrifying 010
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 16hSometimes I feel like I want a daughter just so I can make her do cheerleading 010
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Sometimes I want paint, but when I show my pokemon a berry they say “oh a present for me!” and I can’t bring myself to ask for paint 😔 #pokopia 010
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 11/10/2026WAIT WHY DIDNT I GET THIS NOTIFICATION I love that idea 110
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I have two days to sew Jordan’s wedding shirt I’m gonna die 130
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Let’s get matching tattoos when we meet again 🤔 110
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Nintendo games are so expensive, I’m about to Switch 2 a different hobby 😂 🤪 🤣 😂 010
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Is the female teacher in the Carrie show played by a contest winner or what? She’s an awful actress…. 000
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The fact that Ethan couldn’t even tell that Mia was Miranda is a red flag #BadHusband 010
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I have covid in the year 2026 how embarrassing 010
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026In the quiet moments of my therapy session yesterday, I could hear screaming from the couples therapy session next door lol 020
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sorry I can’t come to work today… yeah, I gotta find a mirror so I can build a habitat for Mr. Mime so he can build me a house in Sparkling Skylands so I can fast travel there instead of taking twenty minutes and three loading screens to get back. You understand. 110
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I keep looking at my Carly tickets like this 010
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026There’s a little girl on my cheerleading team who is so cute that everyone who’s ever seen a picture of my team has immediately picked out as the one I keep describing as “so cute” 000
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Called out of work tomorrow to get Carly tickets 👍🏻 020
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026does community is better than arrested development ? 010
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Who’s the kitty that’s our guy? J-E-F-F-R-E-Y 011
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If I have to listen to this red faced loser scream “GET THE BALL” at the top of his lungs to a bunch of eight year old soccer players for one more week I’m going to lose my mind… 010
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My secret to killing it an any potluck or dinner party: Rotini pasta Jar of pesto Mozzarella pearls Halved grape tomatoes It’a the simplest and best pasta salad on earth try it 010
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026next Saturday I work for eleven hours... 020
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026my blood labs came back normal so why do I black out everytime I stand up and why do I fall asleep at 7pm and stay asleep for 13 hours? 000
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I REALLY wish I were home playing Pokopia right now 010
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026got da job and cried for an hour because I don’t really want it…… but I do what I must I guess 020
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I hear next month there are plans to round up those of us who unironically love this song and execute us :/ 000
