Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 11hThe new political commercial with upbeat music that tries to humanize Jeff Crank is terrifying 010
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 13hSometimes I feel like I want a daughter just so I can make her do cheerleading 010
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Sometimes I want paint, but when I show my pokemon a berry they say “oh a present for me!” and I can’t bring myself to ask for paint 😔 #pokopia 010
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I have two days to sew Jordan’s wedding shirt I’m gonna die 130
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Nintendo games are so expensive, I’m about to Switch 2 a different hobby 😂 🤪 🤣 😂 010
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Is the female teacher in the Carrie show played by a contest winner or what? She’s an awful actress…. 000
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The fact that Ethan couldn’t even tell that Mia was Miranda is a red flag #BadHusband 010
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I have covid in the year 2026 how embarrassing 010
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026In the quiet moments of my therapy session yesterday, I could hear screaming from the couples therapy session next door lol 020
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Sorry I can’t come to work today… yeah, I gotta find a mirror so I can build a habitat for Mr. Mime so he can build me a house in Sparkling Skylands so I can fast travel there instead of taking twenty minutes and three loading screens to get back. You understand. 110
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I keep looking at my Carly tickets like this 010
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026There’s a little girl on my cheerleading team who is so cute that everyone who’s ever seen a picture of my team has immediately picked out as the one I keep describing as “so cute” 000
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Called out of work tomorrow to get Carly tickets 👍🏻 020
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026does community is better than arrested development ? 010
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Who’s the kitty that’s our guy? J-E-F-F-R-E-Y 011
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If I have to listen to this red faced loser scream “GET THE BALL” at the top of his lungs to a bunch of eight year old soccer players for one more week I’m going to lose my mind… 010
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My secret to killing it an any potluck or dinner party: Rotini pasta Jar of pesto Mozzarella pearls Halved grape tomatoes It’a the simplest and best pasta salad on earth try it 010
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026next Saturday I work for eleven hours... 020
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026my blood labs came back normal so why do I black out everytime I stand up and why do I fall asleep at 7pm and stay asleep for 13 hours? 000
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I REALLY wish I were home playing Pokopia right now 010
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026got da job and cried for an hour because I don’t really want it…… but I do what I must I guess 020
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I hear next month there are plans to round up those of us who unironically love this song and execute us :/ 000
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026planning our wedding guest list and I have 53… Jordan has 86. WHO WANTS TO COME TO MY WEDDING AND SIT ON MY SIDE?? IT WILL BE IN COLORADO IN MAY OF 2028!!!! PLEASE. IM GONNA LOOK LIKE A LOSER. 120
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026forget the invitations floral arrangements and bread makers!!!!!!!!!!! 010
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026weird that Grimes made some of the greatest music ever before mysteriously disappearing in 2018 never to be seen again 010
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I have a job interview today and if I get it I would have four jobs…. 000
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I was playing dressmaker in my dream last night 🤔 110
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I can't do that cute thing that ex-cheerleaders do when they get married and have old teammates put them up in a stunt because I'm a lifelong BASE!!!!!! I'd have to put someone else up!!!! 010
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026a double on a dead mat is crazy. college cheer is unmatched for real 100
Targeted Individual™️ @turtalert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026If I make it out of 2026 without killing myself, I deserve whatever I want forever 020
