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Some people collect vinyl. Some people collect watches. Apparently I collect reasons to keep my feet occupied... #socks #sockfetish #feet #footfetish #mensocks #whitesocks #sportsocks #sockcollection Sock Survey: turnipstyle.com/2026/the-soc...

Fresh sock drawer arrivals: white Champion crews

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TURNIP.🏳️‍🌈 @turniphed.bsky.social · 19h

**Apparently heavy-sweat days turn me into a salt goblin. The harder I sweat, the more my body starts demanding chips, fries, pretzels and every other terrible salty dream 🥰🏃‍♂️💨😆

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TURNIP.🏳️‍🌈 @turniphed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

GIRD IT BitChes here comes the #LimeReport for the #BFO Produce Index Limes are dancing it up and getting into mischief at $.69/each .... the lemons have given up and retired for the night and are spooning. When's the last time you visited turnipstyle.com? 😘

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TURNIP STYLE @turnipstyle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

What ordinary piece of clothing gets hot when it’s worn just a little wrong? Shirtless under a hoodie. Extra buttons open. Bare feet where you expect shoes. Wrong enough to be right. Vote and tell me yours. buff.ly/Mo7GAWu #menswear #queerstyle #hoodie #attraction #northofproper

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Worn Slightly Wrong - TURNIP STYLE

Everyday clothing can turn unexpectedly sexy when it’s worn just a little differently. What ordinary piece of clothing does it for you?

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TURNIP STYLE @turnipstyle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

It isn’t the biggest, newest or prettiest ship in Star Citizen. It may be something more important: a platform designed with enough margin to handle whatever stupid thing you decide to do next. One chassis. Many labours. buff.ly/Cvmdicf #StarCitizen #DrakeCutlass #CutlassBlack #ShipShowdown

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TURNIP STYLE @turnipstyle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Canada can be polite without being passive. “Not all Americans” isn’t a strategy. We noticed. We have a backbone. And frankly, we already have enough bears. buff.ly/mbN8MRL #Canada #CanadianSovereignty #CanadianIdentity #CanadaUS #NotEvenSorry

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TURNIP STYLE @turnipstyle.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Seven years later, we’re revisiting the question — not to decide whether boxers beat briefs, but to ask what jobs your underwear actually has to perform. Your Underwear Has a Job buff.ly/Fk3fAUB #underwear #mensstyle #mensunderwear #underwearfit

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TURNIP STYLE @turnipstyle.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Your running shoes have an extra hole. Your shoelaces apparently weren’t told. Heel locking can reduce slipping and rubbing — but only if there’s enough lace left to actually tie the damn shoe. Read more buff.ly/mS7o0Qu #runningshoes #footwear #shoelaces #productdesign #shoefit

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TURNIP.🏳️‍🌈 @turniphed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Remember boys ... real men SMEAR their mustard. #smear #birdcage

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TURNIP.🏳️‍🌈 @turniphed.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Just got a super crazy HARDCORE craving for a bowl of Lucky Charms ☘️

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TURNIP STYLE @turnipstyle.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I put a spell on you....and now you're mine... Collect the next card in the Capitol Glitches series: 278c — Witch McConnel Senate Hex Administrator. Brewing… please wait. Same agenda. Darker magic. #Satire #PoliticalSatire #USPolitics #Halloween #MitchMcConnell

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TURNIP.🏳️‍🌈 @turniphed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

BRACE yourselves Gentles; here comes this week's #BFO Produce Index #LimeReport. $.59/each .... behold the chaos of lemons & limes mingling. Oranges experimenting by dipping their toes in. The citrus is fluid up in here. When's the last time you visited turnipstyle.com? Hmm 🤔

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TURNIP.🏳️‍🌈 @turniphed.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm sure I am jinxing myself; yet, I think today was the last scheduled power outage for maintenance on this crazy schedule since May. turnipstyle.com/2026/designe...

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TURNIP.🏳️‍🌈 @turniphed.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Back to my roots: There is something wonderfully uncomplicated about a pair of polka-dot briefs. Read more turnipstyle.com/2026/polka-d... #briefs #modusvivendi @modusvivendi.bsky.social @turnipstyle.bsky.social

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TURNIP STYLE @turnipstyle.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Imagine Columbia House mailing you the same cassette every month and calling the recurring charge innovation. That’s the problem with so much of the subscription economy: recurring revenue without recurring value. turnipstyle.com/2026/the-ren... #Subscriptions #PlayStation #YouTube

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TURNIP.🏳️‍🌈 @turniphed.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Who Told You Physical Was Dead? Physical media wasn’t replaced by digital convenience. It was pushed aside by digital exclusivity turnipstyle.com/2026/who-tol... #Sony #Playstation #digital #ownership #consumer

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TURNIP.🏳️‍🌈 @turniphed.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

When ownership becomes access and products become subscriptions, recurring revenue starts looking less like innovation — and more like rent. turnipstyle.com/2026/the-ren... #Sony #technology @turnipstyle.bsky.social #digital #ownership

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TURNIP.🏳️‍🌈 @turniphed.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Every time I'm adding condiments to my online food order; the sinister idea to start ordering salt packets and running a black market exchange when I'm in hospital, pops in my head. 🤣 How much ya think I could get for a packet?

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TURNIP STYLE @turnipstyle.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Three hours on hold listening to “higher than normal call volumes” tells you something important. At some point, unusual demand becomes normal demand — and failure to meet it becomes a capacity problem. turnipstyle.com/2026/higher-... #Canada #Infrastructure #Economy #CustomerService #PublicPolicy

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TURNIP.🏳️‍🌈 @turniphed.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Happy to report I'm back on Turnip-Turf 🏡

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TURNIP.🏳️‍🌈 @turniphed.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Hello there.... fuck I need a shave.

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TURNIP.🏳️‍🌈 @turniphed.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Guess who just got to go down the wildest K Hole yet!? 3 guesses, first 2 don't count 🤣🤣 Do I make you horny? Lol

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TURNIP.🏳️‍🌈 @turniphed.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Humans are considerably more complicated than basil. Economies are vastly more complicated than herb gardens. But sometimes a stupid little plant on the supermarket shelf exposes something our sophisticated language has managed to hide. turnipstyle.com/2026/the-bas... #capitalism #economics

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TURNIP.🏳️‍🌈 @turniphed.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

They did cut “government waste.” The problem is that you and they do not agree on what “waste” means. You thought waste meant fraud, duplication and pointless spending. They gave “waste” names: your doctor, your retirement, your food, your neighbour.

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TURNIP.🏳️‍🌈 @turniphed.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

This one, I am extra passionate about. ...

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TURNIP STYLE @turnipstyle.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Doug Ford says Ontario must stand up to bullies. Fair enough. But what happens when “protection” becomes the justification for more police, more surveillance, more jail cells and more state power? buff.ly/R5CRRaJ #OntarioPolitics #DougFord #ProtectOntario #PublicSafety #Surveillance #Policing

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TURNIP.🏳️‍🌈 @turniphed.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Bring Back the Fucking Wax Paper — I am not wrong... turnipstyle.com/2026/bring-b... #timhortons #bugs #systems #starcitizen

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TURNIP.🏳️‍🌈 @turniphed.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

Paying people properly for work they were already doing is not generosity. It’s a correction. The harder question is what happens after the correction: restitution, retention, and whether the system that caused the problem actually changed. turnipstyle.com/2026/a-raise... #WestJet #CUPE #Labour

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A Raise Is Not a Repair – TURNIP STYLE

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TURNIP STYLE @turnipstyle.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Starfleet bans genetic modification until it needs it. The Pentagon condemns gender-affirming care, then screens troops for low testosterone. Same hypocrisy, different uniform. turnipstyle.com/2026/good-fo... #StarTrek #SNW #TransRights #TURNIPSTYLE

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TURNIP.🏳️‍🌈 @turniphed.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

Apologies for my delinquency; I still remain ☝️ crippled and my social media skills are hampered 🤣 .... here is your #limereport Enjoy.

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TURNIP.🏳️‍🌈 @turniphed.bsky.social · 23/07/2026

I was accosted by some handsome mens! 🥰🥵🤤

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TURNIP.🏳️‍🌈 @turniphed.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

Guess what sticks out more than a sore thumb.

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TURNIP.🏳️‍🌈 @turniphed.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

This hallway has achieved a humidity level where the air is no longer breathed, it is chewed. I’d rather be digesting in the Pit of Sarlacc. #fitness on the kept of me #laundry to the right ... 🤢 tastes like Downy.

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TURNIP STYLE @turnipstyle.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Controversy is not an itinerary. Queer travellers deserve safety, clarity, and joy — not a luxury brand acting shocked when a hostile state does hostile-state things. #queertravel #lgbtqrights #turnipstyle

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TURNIP.🏳️‍🌈 @turniphed.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

Had a chat with a really 🔥 dude about protein powder whilst I was at the chemist - wonder if he got the message 🤣🤣

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SINNER @sinnerwear.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

Sinner Hot Pink Socks Sinnerwear.co

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