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Ayden the perpetually sleepy #TeamFantomex

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The Fantomexiest Fantomexer || Palaeo, Marine Bio, Magic, and Comics with a dash of Pokémon || In a love-hate relationship with Jeskai and Simic || I apparently have a thing for people in coats || [He/Him] || I'm actually more unhinged IRL || 🇹🇼

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PJ Holden @pauljholden.com · 27/05/2025
To download one piece of copyrighted material is a crime, to download billions is a statistic.
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Revy but spoopy @catgirlfingies.quest · 23/12/2023
Repost if you support trans people and think we're neato
Photo of Revy Photoshopped onto a transgender flag
She's pointing back and looking shocked
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Daniel | ScienceSocks et al. @sciencesocks.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
New #JWST image just dropped 🔭🐡🧪
Pillars of creation by JWST but with googly eyes
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Matt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 21/11/2024
no better evidence that we’ve got a couple trillion-dollar squatters holding the internet back than the fact that a company with 20 employees can make a better platform than Meta
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Kara 🏳️‍⚧️ @karanova.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
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Googly Doc @googlydoc.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
You're not alone.
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AZ1 "Steve" Grumpy 🐊🏴‍☠️ @geekprivateers.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
I miss Sir Terry Pratchett but his wisdom remains.
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Devin Elle Kurtz @devinellekurtz.bsky.social · 29/10/2024
I can't believe my first ever Magic card is Chandra doing the Akira slide
A digitally painted magic the gathering card of Chandra doing the Akira bike-slide. Chandra wears her red and white aetherdrift racing armor. She has on motorcycle goggles. The streets are reflective and filled with water. Her red, yellow, and silver motorcycle is sending water cascading in every direction.
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Ayden the perpetually sleepy #TeamFantomex @turkeymaster.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
This and that Starfish guy I actually need ASAP I love them
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Lyght, DinoGirl @indominus-lux.bsky.social · 28/10/2024
I yearn for printings of Tetzimoc, Nezahal, and Zetalpa with as much aura as Ghalta and Etali have.
Ghalta, Primal Hunger
{10}{G}{G}
Legendary Creature — Elder Dinosaur

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total power of creatures you control.

Trample

The earth walks, strongest of all.

12/12
Illustrated by Chase Stone

Etali, Primal Storm
{4}{R}{R}
Legendary Creature — Elder Dinosaur

Whenever Etali, Primal Storm attacks, exile the top card of each player’s library, then you may cast any number of spells from among those cards without paying their mana costs.

The storm rages and the earth breaks.

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Illustrated by Raymond Swanland
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 28/10/2024
Facebook is evil.
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Pringus McDingus @pringusmcdingus.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
how i build my Magic the Gathering decks
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Ayden the perpetually sleepy #TeamFantomex @turkeymaster.bsky.social · 24/10/2024
Me when I pick commanders solely based on card art and if I like it or if I think its cute LOL
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Ayden the perpetually sleepy #TeamFantomex @turkeymaster.bsky.social · 23/10/2024
Does this count as a bird picture Nadu
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Jamie McKelvie @mckelvie.bsky.social · 18/08/2023
Just remembered my other crime against humanity
A picture of a lego minifig hand next to a drawing that shows a yellow hand with two sets of four fingers opposite each other, with no thumbs, to match the shape of a lego hand.
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
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Ayden the perpetually sleepy #TeamFantomex @turkeymaster.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Shameless growth strategy acknowledged 🫡 and hey, another follower is also nice
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Magic Online @magiconline.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Who wants a follow? Like Reply Share Shameless growth strategy engaged😂
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Ayden the perpetually sleepy #TeamFantomex @turkeymaster.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
Oooo that last one (and all of them) is so pretty!! Until I read ‘aspiring’ I thought you actually were a Magic/D&D artist lol
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Ayden the perpetually sleepy #TeamFantomex @turkeymaster.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
I immediately would like to amend this statement after looking at it again Scuttle just looks so much more confusing lmao
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Ayden the perpetually sleepy #TeamFantomex @turkeymaster.bsky.social · 22/10/2024
This isn't exactly the same thing but it reminded me of this and I still find it so funny
Glint-Nest Crane (MTG) and Scuttle (Lorcana)

They do the exact same thing, but one looks much better
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Ayden the perpetually sleepy #TeamFantomex @turkeymaster.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
Just me and some silly little guys
Gnostro, Voice of the Crags
{1}{U}{R}{W}
Legendary Creature — Chimera

{T}: Choose one. X is the number of spells you’ve cast this turn.

• Scry X.
• Gnostro, Voice of the Crags deals X damage to target creature.
• You gain X life.

3/3Fain, the Broker
{2}{B}
Legendary Creature — Human Warlock

{T}, Sacrifice a creature: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.

{T}, Remove a counter from a creature you control: Create a Treasure token.

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Create a 2/1 white and black Inkling creature token with flying.

{3}{B}: Untap Fain, the Broker.

3/3
Eluge, the Shoreless Sea
{1}{U}{U}{U}
Legendary Creature — Elemental Fish

Eluge’s power and toughness are each equal to the number of Islands you control.

Whenever Eluge enters or attacks, put a flood counter on target land. It’s an Island in addition to its other types for as long as it has a flood counter on it.

The first instant or sorcery spell you cast each turn costs {U} (or {1}) less to cast for each land you control with a flood counter on it.

*/*Mila, Crafty Companion
{1}{W}{W}
Legendary Creature — Fox

Whenever an opponent attacks one or more planeswalkers you control, put a loyalty counter on each planeswalker you control.

Whenever a permanent you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may draw a card.

2/3

Lukka, Wayward Bonder
{4}{R}{R}
Legendary Planeswalker — Lukka

+1: You may discard a card. If you do, draw a card. If a creature card was discarded this way, draw two cards instead.

−2: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of your next upkeep.

−7: You get an emblem with “Whenever a creature you control enters, it deals damage equal to its power to any target.”

Loyalty: 5
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Ayden the perpetually sleepy #TeamFantomex @turkeymaster.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Let’s do this again, shall we? Hello! ‘Tis I! Actually using this account after over a year lol Magic the Gathering, D&D, Tolkien, Star Wars, Comics, Pokémon, Palaeontology, and Marine Sciences, that’s me in a nutshell Anywho, thanks for stopping by! I’ll probably post things, I think.
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Ayden the perpetually sleepy #TeamFantomex @turkeymaster.bsky.social · 18/10/2024
Woah there woah there, calm down a second
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Ryan Nicholas @tronisbad.bsky.social · 17/10/2024
Repost for Magic: the Gathering Like for Dungeons & Dragons
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 24/07/2023
Pretty sure I did this right
A very normal drawing of a goose featuring its claws, massive tail, glowing dorsal spines and smoke trailing from its snout
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Ayden the perpetually sleepy #TeamFantomex @turkeymaster.bsky.social · 23/07/2023
Well with twitter on the verge of X'ing off the face of the earth, looks like I picked a great time to gain access to this place lmao
Fantomex saying "Let's never do this again" after his car blows up
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