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The First Millennial

@turbulantjuice.bsky.social
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Just a midwestern “poor” 1980 baby, raised with morals and values, watching those with neither steal all the money and face no consequences. (I hate this timeline)

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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Like 19 billionaires control more wealth than 200 million of us combined, and they've still tricked so many dummies into being grateful when they are pissing on us when we are on fire. I promise we can expect more than that from life.
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Damn straight.
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Richard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Econ 101
Person one: Taught my kids how socialism works. Let them trick or treat while I stayed home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101.

Person two : The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kids for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them.
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Mark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
77 million Americans voted for national suicide in 2024. We're seeing it unfold right now: The economy vandalized, the military weakened, politicians bribed, tech run wild, immigrants terrorized, and government goon squads committing murder. Vote against all Republicans. It could be our last chance.
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith better be AG in 2029.
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The dumbest person alive is president of the US, predator/fraudster, etc etc, sec of health eats roadkill and swims in shit, barely literate senators talking about the "furry problem", and yet I'm disqualified from my job instantly for bringing a cold coffee to my interview. Sounds about right.
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh man, might give "conservative guy scared of cities" a run for its money.
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This ratio my god.
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
If thia feckless and utterly useless congress can pass a vote for a Charlie Kirk day, they can easily pass one for Dolly.
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
States that complied read like an alphabetical list of the worst states in the country.
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Freddy Krueger was like, this person loves burritos but hates spiders...what can I do with that...hmmmm.
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Getting pretty tired of waking up to "young actress in her 30s dies" headlines while 82 yr old boomers be like, "I think I'll run for a 15th consecutive turn in office".
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
ChatGPT with a commercial on Prime during Reacher claiming to present the rest the show without commercial interruption, only to be followed with 6 commercial breaks during the show is peak late stage capitalism.
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Nature is cool
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Mary "Rider Me S'Moore"
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Breakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Feral cat I started feeding in November. He used to run when I opened the door.
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
static.klipy.com
The Simpsons Play Soccer
ALT: The Simpsons Play Soccer
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
The third in the “rule of three” is just gonna be some Chud like James Woods or the TV Superman guy isn’t it?
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
What I remember most about Adolf Hitler was his sense of humor and how he wore that funny little mustache…
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Did you guys start the great awful boomer die off without me?
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
If Ds played by the same rules Rs get to use, RBG would still be sitting on the SC, albeit in skeleton form but like, apparently so what?
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The death stare preceeding wet food time.
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
If one of these workers wants to make bank, snap a video of this under the tarp. Easy.
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
If I knew nothing else about this political movement, this would be enough to make me choose whatever else there was.
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Counterpoint: no one likes Steven A Smith. apple.news/AFurghr5ARvW...
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Opinion | I can tell Stephen A Smith why many Black people don’t like him — Guardian US
The ESPN star has done brilliant work for Black students. I wrote an open letter to him explaining why his comments on politics alienate much of his audience
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
All news now: there were shots fired but also it’s plates breaking, guy is dead but also he’s just in custody, Trump evacuated but no he’s actually still there and they are just gonna have dinner.
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Gonna go ahead and declare today “touch grass day” on account of Bluesky’s issues. Could use a Trump insanity break anyway.
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
The only acceptable answer from 2028 presidential candidates is "yes, I'll demolish it."
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Keep this karma coming please.
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
“I schoodve mailed it to the marxch brothers.”
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Nothing matters in MAGA reality 2, example 8-trillion.
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Oh good, another episode of “if you were trying to destroy the US from within, what would you be doing differently? apple.news/Ad4iauOeAS2i...
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U.S. crude oil sees largest weekly price jump on record — NBC News
Stocks also sharply dropped, with the Dow Jones Industrial Average having its worst week since April 2025.
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Inevitable conclusion to all this, these are the only people they have left. apple.news/AaI4ILF5_Sz6...
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GOP House Nominee Has Bragged About His Copy of Mein Kampf—and More — The New Republic
Meet Brandon Hererra, Republicans’ new nominee for Congress.
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Woke up to “ICE agents kicking dogs videos” and Trump posting the Obamas as apes memes… are we great again yet?
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
BUT is it MORE racist than “they’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats” is the defining legacy of the (former) R party (now clearly just a retread of the KKK or Nazis, take your pick)
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Amazon producing state propaganda then buying up tickets to make it look successful is really where we are in 2026. Neat.
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Boomers' last dying death rattle gasp really is going to be to end the world as we know it.
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Also fun fact, Discord definitely begins all sentences with the word bro.
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Best sleeping cat ever
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
The “buns” too.
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
@wilwheaton.net My dude… www.ign.com/articles/leg...
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LEGO Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Announced as This Year's Black Friday Set - IGN
For Black Friday 2025, LEGO will release a new Star Trek set that's a replica of the U.S.S. Enterprise from Star Trek: The Next Generation.
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Just in: people who hang their toilet paper in this manner have endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
apple.news/A03Sb9A4AR8q... Crazy to read and be framed as "just another worker". Like that's all that we are and all life has to offer. Sorry I didn't feel like cranking out 3-4 little cheap laborers for the economy to chew up and spit out.
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People are having fewer kids. Their choice is transforming the world's economy — NPR
Family size around the world is dropping. That choice by couples is triggering a population shift that's sending shock waves through economies.
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
#caturday I wish I could capture this level of contentment.
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Need to stop with the “what if Dems did this shit”, cause that’s their entire Nazi playbook. Cry wolf about a thing not happening, so they can then do that exact thing next time and say, “but they did it first”. Bottom line, Dems need to start doing whatever the fuck they want. /1
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Thanks to @jamellebouie.net, I’d like to submit this as my nom for best line of Ghostbusters. Runner up: “where do these stairs go?” “They go up”.
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
SMB3 feels correct at 1, love how mega man 2 is repped here (lots of people think 3 is better…its not), but OG Zelda has to be 2. OG Mario is great but its legacy doing too much heavy lifting for it to be this high)
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
U.S. when???
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The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Forgot about the little Trump “deal with the devil” inclusion in Fall of the House of Usher. Too real sir, too real! @mikeflanaganfilm.com
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