The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Like 19 billionaires control more wealth than 200 million of us combined, and they've still tricked so many dummies into being grateful when they are pissing on us when we are on fire. I promise we can expect more than that from life. 000
Reposted by The First MillennialRichard Kadrey @richardkadrey.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Econ 101 2161251180
Reposted by The First MillennialMark Jacob @markjacob.bsky.social · 30/09/202677 million Americans voted for national suicide in 2024. We're seeing it unfold right now: The economy vandalized, the military weakened, politicians bribed, tech run wild, immigrants terrorized, and government goon squads committing murder. Vote against all Republicans. It could be our last chance. 16440182
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026The dumbest person alive is president of the US, predator/fraudster, etc etc, sec of health eats roadkill and swims in shit, barely literate senators talking about the "furry problem", and yet I'm disqualified from my job instantly for bringing a cold coffee to my interview. Sounds about right. 110
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Oh man, might give "conservative guy scared of cities" a run for its money. 000
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 25/08/2026If thia feckless and utterly useless congress can pass a vote for a Charlie Kirk day, they can easily pass one for Dolly. 000
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 22/08/2026States that complied read like an alphabetical list of the worst states in the country. 000
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Freddy Krueger was like, this person loves burritos but hates spiders...what can I do with that...hmmmm. 000
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Getting pretty tired of waking up to "young actress in her 30s dies" headlines while 82 yr old boomers be like, "I think I'll run for a 15th consecutive turn in office". 030
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 13/08/2026ChatGPT with a commercial on Prime during Reacher claiming to present the rest the show without commercial interruption, only to be followed with 6 commercial breaks during the show is peak late stage capitalism. 020
Reposted by The First MillennialBreakfast 🍩☕️🍑 @donutscoffeeme.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Feral cat I started feeding in November. He used to run when I opened the door. 157466474
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 19/07/2026static.klipy.comThe Simpsons Play SoccerALT: The Simpsons Play Soccer 010
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 12/07/2026The third in the “rule of three” is just gonna be some Chud like James Woods or the TV Superman guy isn’t it? 010
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 12/07/2026What I remember most about Adolf Hitler was his sense of humor and how he wore that funny little mustache… 073
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Did you guys start the great awful boomer die off without me? 010
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 07/07/2026If Ds played by the same rules Rs get to use, RBG would still be sitting on the SC, albeit in skeleton form but like, apparently so what? 030
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 30/06/2026The death stare preceeding wet food time. 000
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 13/06/2026If one of these workers wants to make bank, snap a video of this under the tarp. Easy. 100
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 27/05/2026If I knew nothing else about this political movement, this would be enough to make me choose whatever else there was. 000
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 11/05/2026Counterpoint: no one likes Steven A Smith. apple.news/AFurghr5ARvW...apple.newsOpinion | I can tell Stephen A Smith why many Black people don’t like him — Guardian USThe ESPN star has done brilliant work for Black students. I wrote an open letter to him explaining why his comments on politics alienate much of his audience 110
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 26/04/2026All news now: there were shots fired but also it’s plates breaking, guy is dead but also he’s just in custody, Trump evacuated but no he’s actually still there and they are just gonna have dinner. 000
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Gonna go ahead and declare today “touch grass day” on account of Bluesky’s issues. Could use a Trump insanity break anyway. 010
Reposted by The First MillennialAndy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 29/03/2026The only acceptable answer from 2028 presidential candidates is "yes, I'll demolish it." 741847382
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 19/03/2026“I schoodve mailed it to the marxch brothers.” 000
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Nothing matters in MAGA reality 2, example 8-trillion. 000
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Oh good, another episode of “if you were trying to destroy the US from within, what would you be doing differently? apple.news/Ad4iauOeAS2i...apple.newsU.S. crude oil sees largest weekly price jump on record — NBC NewsStocks also sharply dropped, with the Dow Jones Industrial Average having its worst week since April 2025. 000
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Inevitable conclusion to all this, these are the only people they have left. apple.news/AaI4ILF5_Sz6...apple.newsGOP House Nominee Has Bragged About His Copy of Mein Kampf—and More — The New RepublicMeet Brandon Hererra, Republicans’ new nominee for Congress. 000
Reposted by The First Millennialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 07/02/2026kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them 303393427105
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 06/02/2026Woke up to “ICE agents kicking dogs videos” and Trump posting the Obamas as apes memes… are we great again yet? 000
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 06/02/2026BUT is it MORE racist than “they’re eating the dogs, they’re eating the cats” is the defining legacy of the (former) R party (now clearly just a retread of the KKK or Nazis, take your pick) 000
Reposted by The First MillennialThe First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Amazon producing state propaganda then buying up tickets to make it look successful is really where we are in 2026. Neat. 101
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Boomers' last dying death rattle gasp really is going to be to end the world as we know it. 000
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Also fun fact, Discord definitely begins all sentences with the word bro. 000
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 06/11/2025@wilwheaton.net My dude… www.ign.com/articles/leg...ign.comLEGO Star Trek U.S.S. Enterprise Announced as This Year's Black Friday Set - IGNFor Black Friday 2025, LEGO will release a new Star Trek set that's a replica of the U.S.S. Enterprise from Star Trek: The Next Generation. 000
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Just in: people who hang their toilet paper in this manner have endorsed Andrew Cuomo. 020
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 29/10/2025apple.news/A03Sb9A4AR8q... Crazy to read and be framed as "just another worker". Like that's all that we are and all life has to offer. Sorry I didn't feel like cranking out 3-4 little cheap laborers for the economy to chew up and spit out.apple.newsPeople are having fewer kids. Their choice is transforming the world's economy — NPRFamily size around the world is dropping. That choice by couples is triggering a population shift that's sending shock waves through economies. 010
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 25/10/2025#caturday I wish I could capture this level of contentment. 040
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 23/10/2025Need to stop with the “what if Dems did this shit”, cause that’s their entire Nazi playbook. Cry wolf about a thing not happening, so they can then do that exact thing next time and say, “but they did it first”. Bottom line, Dems need to start doing whatever the fuck they want. /1 100
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 17/10/2025Thanks to @jamellebouie.net, I’d like to submit this as my nom for best line of Ghostbusters. Runner up: “where do these stairs go?” “They go up”. 100
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 15/10/2025SMB3 feels correct at 1, love how mega man 2 is repped here (lots of people think 3 is better…its not), but OG Zelda has to be 2. OG Mario is great but its legacy doing too much heavy lifting for it to be this high) 000
The First Millennial @turbulantjuice.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Forgot about the little Trump “deal with the devil” inclusion in Fall of the House of Usher. Too real sir, too real! @mikeflanaganfilm.com 000