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@turbofunk.bsky.social
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doing the smart thing in the dumbest timeline. turbofunk.co

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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
I'm creating a website with links to resources and information. not re-inventing the wheel, just trying to create something helpful. send me your recs for immigrant helplines, organization, gofundmes, etc.
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Bill Ackman is an enemy of the people
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
kinda forgot about this app
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Governor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 27/06/2025
Stripping birthright citizenship from people born in this country goes against rights guaranteed in the Constitution. We must stand against unconstitutional actions and stand up for the fundamental rights granted to people in the United States of America.
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
we are now a country without a constitution, without free and fair elections, without a leader who represents the people. we are no longer the "united" states of america, and this supreme court ruling confirms that.
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
What happened in Worcester today is absolutely sickening. America is living in 1930’s Germany right now.
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
recession indicator
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
recession indicator
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Elon high as hell at that dinner
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
If you don’t think this is an accurate drawing I just did then you’re lying.
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
didn’t realize he had American girl doll teeth
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
we don’t leave the bank robbery until everyone’s seatbelts are buckled.
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Woman feels sweet release for the 30 seconds her kitchen sink is clean
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
👀
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
International Women’s Day. INTERNATIONAL Women’s Day. International WOMEN’S Day. International Women’s DAY.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
All I'm saying is, if you ran a campaign on democracy being at stake and democracy lost, isn't it time to be massively freaking out instead of doing this
Homunculus Loxodontus
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Don’t miss
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
🤔🤔🤔
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
i’m a GOOD PERSON. i DO NOT deserve this gigantic pimple on my chin.
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
“Women are too emotional” but I’ve never heard of a woman losing her temper 🤔
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 03/03/2025
Why do you think DOGE cut 18F?
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
IKEA should build an amusement park
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Woke liberals and feminazis want you to think that taking a bath with your toaster is wrong. That’s just the DEI talking. They want to have control over how you bathe in your own house!!!
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
rewatching this movie for no particular reason
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Flashes is now available on iPhone! Find me on there :) think insta for bsky
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here.
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
WW3 about to start and all the Americans are like
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
I’m more embarrassed today by the White House behavior than when I told the waitress to enjoy her meal too
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
this is who you’re asking to file taxes
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
Tomorrow is economic blackout day. DO NOT BUY ANYTHING!!
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 27/02/2025
America’s entire personality is about not having a king.
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Fuck this guy
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
I’m standing at the intersection of No More Fucks to Give street and Fuck All The Way Off avenue.
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
My favorite headlines are the ones like “people who eat this specific $25 apple live longer, have a lower risk of stroke, lower blood pressure, and are more fit.” And everyone’s like “wow that’s a magic apple!” but really it’s just that those are the people who can afford healthcare.
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
but alas
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Timothy Snyder @timothysnyder.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
Something is shifting. They are still breaking things and stealing things. And they will keep trying to break and to steal. But the propaganda magic around the oligarchical coup is fading. (1/2)
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
we are in a post-politics era.
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 21/02/2025
NEW: Whitman Walker, a LGBTQ health center in Washington DC, has scrubbed its site of descriptions of gender affirming care services. This is pure cowardice and stabbing the trans community in the back. While services are not affected, it will limit access to resources if patients can't find them.
The image shows a webpage from the Whitman-Walker Health website, captured via the Wayback Machine on January 23, 2025. The page highlights healthcare services, specifically "Peer Support," with a background image of two men engaged in conversation—one with a beard and a brown hat, the other in a light-colored shirt.

At the top, the Whitman-Walker logo and the tagline "we need you." are displayed, along with two contact phone numbers: 202.745.7000 and 202.978.6123.

Below the main banner, a "Services Menu" is visible, listing various healthcare services:

Health Services

Smart Immediate Care

Gender Affirming Care

Women’s Health

Pediatrics – Care for Young People


This webpage suggests that Whitman-Walker Health provides comprehensive healthcare services, including specialized care for different populations.

The image displays a menu of healthcare services on a blue background. The title "Services" is at the top, followed by a list of offerings, including:

Primary Care

HIV/STI Prevention & Care

Behavioral Health

Dental Health

SMART Immediate Care

Telehealth

Accepted Insurance

Insurance Navigation

Legal Services

Community Resources


Below the list, there are three buttons labeled:

"Become a Patient"

"Pharmacy"

"Patient Portal"


The design appears to be from a healthcare provider's website or digital platform, offering medical and support services to patients.
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
hey siri play Here We Go Again
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
microdosing hell by living in the united states
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
firmly believe that social media's invention that every person should have a public voice and every voice should hold equal importance has single-handedly marked the downfall of society
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Sunday to do list: Practice kickboxing at the gym Buy more shotgun ammo Bake cookies
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
mood
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I just wanna scroll and see funny silly things and not the collapse of the United States
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Someone’s gotta go, And it ain’t me or you.
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Trump has "no idea" what project 2025 is?? time.com/7209901/dona...
time.com
Trump's Early Actions Mirror Project 2025
A TIME analysis found that nearly two-thirds of the executive actions Trump has issued mirror or partially mirror proposals from Project 2025.
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
if you are still on TikTok after they pretended it was gonna get banned and then when it came back they said nothing changed but you *know* your algo isn’t the same… do this: 1. Block meta 2. Block Facebook 3. Block instagram Your feed will refresh and you’ll see news content again ✨
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
anyone else think it’s weird we haven’t figured out why AI hallucinates?
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turbofunk @turbofunk.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Thanks for the clarification??? thelogic.co/news/shopify...
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