Kavala 𓃦 @turbodawg.boop.dog · 23/09/2026The voices in my head tell me to put a greasy cam in this but gas prices tell me to just jump off a bridge 020
Kavala 𓃦 @turbodawg.boop.dog · 10/08/2026I love when telegram bugs out on IOS and plays everyones animated pfps at like 3x speed 😂 010
Kavala 𓃦 @turbodawg.boop.dog · 23/07/2026I somehow only bump into people I want to meet at cons while I am deep into my alcoholmaxxing my body ritual and that is TRAGIC (for them lmao) 140
Kavala 𓃦 @turbodawg.boop.dog · 06/07/2026Finally threw a party. I’m going to sleep for 100 years now. 0140
Kavala 𓃦 @turbodawg.boop.dog · 16/06/2026Fresh paint and carpets, putting that insurance cheque to work 😩 1150
Kavala 𓃦 @turbodawg.boop.dog · 05/06/2026Hockey puck in the face, an inch below my eye. Ive never bled so much ever. 6 hour hospital visit 🤦♂️ 100
Kavala 𓃦 @turbodawg.boop.dog · 03/06/2026looking like a crack head breaking into my own car at the gas station this morning lmao. Why do I always get the most random and annoying side quests 😑 180
Kavala 𓃦 @turbodawg.boop.dog · 05/05/2026Being back to driving shitbox cars definitely doesn’t make me want to suck start a shotgun lmfao 050
Kavala 𓃦 @turbodawg.boop.dog · 02/05/2026I am so eternally pranked by this insurance company, return your rental on saturday to its original location, get there, its closed and no after hours drop box. IM TIRED BOSS. 010
Kavala 𓃦 @turbodawg.boop.dog · 22/04/2026Crashed my car trying to avoid a deer that ran up an embankment. Shits totalled. Rip. 730
Kavala 𓃦 @turbodawg.boop.dog · 15/04/2026“Napped” at like 6pm yesterday. Woke up to my alarm at 4:30am. Didn’t even need to drug myself to do it for once 🤯 250
Kavala 𓃦 @turbodawg.boop.dog · 14/04/2026Make it to finals, 2 team mates show up drunk, get into fights and force a game forfeit. What a waste of a monday night and a game one :| 060
Kavala 𓃦 @turbodawg.boop.dog · 07/04/2026Cant wait to have a work night playoff game, 9pm and I have to be up at 4:30 in the morning 😭 010
Kavala 𓃦 @turbodawg.boop.dog · 31/03/2026Me with my pitcher of mimosa consuming furry internet tabloid drama 190
Kavala 𓃦 @turbodawg.boop.dog · 17/03/2026They've redone the floor twice. It still sucks. their solution was just gloop even more cement down everywhere. I'm gonna McLose my McMind 221
Kavala 𓃦 @turbodawg.boop.dog · 16/03/2026Some people are way too excited to be awake and at work at 5 in the morning. Do not speak to me until its at least 8 or 9 170
Kavala 𓃦 @turbodawg.boop.dog · 15/03/2026My floor finally got installed, they covered over my hvac vents and there are high and low spots everywhere. It never ends does it 🤦♂️ 240
Kavala 𓃦 @turbodawg.boop.dog · 11/03/2026Home ownership has unlocked an entirely new level of exhaustion and horrors beyond my comprehension 😩 0100
Kavala 𓃦 @turbodawg.boop.dog · 18/01/2026Unrealistically expensive carbon fibre but hey, it looks cool 😆 180
Kavala 𓃦 @turbodawg.boop.dog · 29/12/2025The universe loves pranking me at horrible times but… at least I get a new kitchen out of it 🤨 020
Kavala 𓃦 @turbodawg.boop.dog · 18/12/2025Putting a feeler out for my aussie suit, built in 2018 by MFY. He doesn’t fit me anymore but has a lot of life left and it would be a shame to leave him in closet jail. DM for more info :) 88914
Kavala 𓃦 @turbodawg.boop.dog · 21/11/2025That drink you gave me tasted funny…. Why are you looking at me like that? I feel weird 2381
Kavala 𓃦 @turbodawg.boop.dog · 19/11/2025Drove my first train today uwu I can feel the train autism coursing through my veins. Its so over 2120
Reposted by Kavala 𓃦Dusty & Tangelo @tangelohyena.bsky.social · 08/09/2025How Mondays ought to be 😌 🐶 @turbodawg.boop.dog #MFYMonday 3855
