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TurblesCelbor

@turblescelbor.bsky.social
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That Bisexual guy from YouTube that plays waaaaay to many video games. Trans lives matter baby. NORMIE INFO: Sex: Often Age: Amorphous Blood Type: Red Height: Shorter than I'd like Weight: 14 STONE??? OS: FreeDOS Kernel: redenbacher white CPU: LOL

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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 16h
Sad but true. We had a much vaguer, non-gendered rule but it would have made more sense to be specific, seeing as how, you know, almost every time "it's the women" would come up.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 16h
It's probably a fair assumption to make at this point :/ Every server activity log I've seen is swarmed with requests from agents lately.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 16h
Follow your heart.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 16h
We don't need creep solidarity.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The best part about living in the USA is that it doesn't matter who I vote for there will be war crimes.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
IDK, don't see a ton of fan art of mein kampf coming from committed antifascists.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We likely passed 50% of all traffic on the internet being bots recently (last 6 months). That doesn't necessarily mean that is true of social media posts but there is probably a degree of bot interaction in every trending topic in social media.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A viking can swing his ax with the might of 100,000,000 suns. It's true I saw it happen.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It bluesky my man, it's december 2024 forever.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The "inability to accept their own agency" thing is what really keeps me up at night. I hear that excuse from men when they're shitty to other men, and I hear that same excuse on the lips of celebrities who make the news with their sex crimes. I see it in myself sometimes :(
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Fr it's amazing what we can do with those. I use a deep-cycle led-acid battery for my office power system in part because it was cheaper, but also because it's main use case is "discharge a little bit all the time with mains" instead of "constantly run this device solo".
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
slap down this thing that would happen almost every session where the men would start encouraging each other to blame women for *THEIR OWN CONDUCT AND FEELINGS*. It's like the spirit of sean connery walked among us. I imagine in a frat setting it's far worse.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
In a past life I lead male-only group therapy for men who hadn't yet been convicted of a sex crime but were at high risk to do so. Male-only spaces tend to super-charge the daily background of misogyny given the right conditions. In the relatively controlled environment of group therapy, I had to
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Stupid. Fucking Yokai Watch 10/10 good anime wtf.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
10/10 Spoiler: He is a good racer.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
True, there are many steps individuals can take to reduce their impact on the environment and I'm extrapolating onto the post somewhat. I'm personally of the opinion that EV's are fundamentally better than any gas-powered vehicle I've used. Didn't used to think that, but they're really good now.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So like, weird al dropped a new album?
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Shit, the arabs became french and english and did sykes-picot to themselves? Crazy.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
No. LLMs are just code. Anybody telling you otherwise is almost certainly trying to pump that IPO.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
How can you still post if the ambulance was a failure???
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
On kirkmas eve?
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Who needs a Key-cap puller when you have a whisk?
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No see it has to be the russians because they're the bad guys in all the films I like.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I mean, everyone has opinions about music. gays4days.bandcamp.com/album/the-ag...
gays4days.bandcamp.com
The Agenda (Deluxe Edition), by The Gays
12 track album
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
idk anything about this film so idk if blockee is full of shit or not.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I will make this easy. Men are a conspiracy made by baseball team owners trying to sell you ball caps. There are no men. It's just advertising.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
If he's not such a creep how come you have to defend him?
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Consider, you won't stop climate crisis by buying stuff.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Nice drip"????!? >:(
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
While i agree with you it's pretty pathetic and not generally orthodox position, the bible can be used to justify just about anything and it is a depressingly common position in many sects after the industrial revolution. Kinda why i don't buy into biblicism or sola scriptura anymore.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Why is every man who wants to rape people frame it like it's fucking DND? Like what, she has an aura that makes you a rapist unless you succeed on a wisdom saving throw? What a little bitch.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ah, fetal personhood. A difficult position to take if you know anything about medical science, but an easy position to take if you are an antifeminist.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I don't like how some liberals would rather do q-anon shit then work with anyone to the left of Joe Lieberman.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Elecom trackball mouse works great in low dpi mode, but high dpi sucks shit on my system. I want like, 20,000 dpi in counterstrike with an optical mouse, but it seems at these levels the trackball is too sticky for the small movements required. Thankfully, sway config has the answer.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Never thank anyone for following you. Especially if you're a Kayfabe account.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They don't care about law, they care about winning. In the past they had to do that whole song and dance of pretending to care about the republic, but now they have enough power there really isn't much need to pretend anymore.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Nah dawg. Frot or not.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Okosan? Is that you?
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
:/
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
That's not how poker works.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
static.klipy.com
For Real - Man in Red Bandana
Alt: For Real - Man in Red Bandana says for real in front of a brick wall with a window. Text underneath says "for real"
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My fellow americans. Please, I'm begging you, just accept we aren't the good guys. It makes a lot of things so much easier.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
There is no way such a statement can be received on bluesky.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It won't be the end if the book meets its sales goals.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Is it fan fiction or is it just a true story?
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Social relations that run counter to the church's theology are dangerous to them, because it weakens the justification for tithes and makes those in "authority" less believable.
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"righteous authority" and in reaction to textural criTicism, the american church turned to a shit theology called "complementarianism". It is an authoritarian theology built around the concept of "natural" hierarchy, demonstrated most in gender. By tying themselves to this theology,
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The dominant form of christianity in the USA is engaged in an antifeminist struggle. There are several reasons for this, but the principle reason is authority. Dominant USA christianity sees the religion as top-down, as they need to justify all the money they want in tithes In the pursuit of
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hogwarts characters based on how I remember them from that one time I read them on the bus: 1. Ginger Spice 2. Scary Black Kid not our friend 3. Yellow Peril Girlfriend 4. Hair-e-Cop-Lover 5. Tradwife Genderolesson 6. Paddy O'carbombs 7. Der Kobold ist eine juden 8. Gay wizard not very gay
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TurblesCelbor @turblescelbor.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Me, like an idiot, googles this shit. Agree. Well worth the mute. If people want a gender-flip pedophile fantasy, there's always fire emblem.
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