Tulpa Tom @tulpa.pro · 27/08/2026You know it!static.klipy.comGodzilla Drinking Dr PepperALT: Godzilla Drinking Dr Pepper 020
Tulpa Tom @tulpa.pro · 10/07/2026When you are at the vague posting competition and they are your opponent 020
Tulpa Tom @tulpa.pro · 23/05/2026I need a shirt of this guy with "My other Toruk is a Jeep" written in bold italics. 020
Tulpa Tom @tulpa.pro · 28/04/2026Good stuff! I hate when I get back from work and find that my dog has been spilling wine all over the apartment. Use a damn sippy cup like the rest of us! 010
Tulpa Tom @tulpa.pro · 04/04/2026Make fun of me for getting my groceries delivered all you want but I haven’t had to grab something off the top shelf for anyone in months #TallFeelingSmall 000
Reposted by Tulpa TomTulpa Tom @tulpa.pro · 17/03/2025What’s wrong, pasteurized milk boy? Afraid you might get some culture? 0179
Tulpa Tom @tulpa.pro · 10/04/2025So mad at myself for believing them when they said all play-doh tastes the same. I could have been having blue-play doh for years! 111
Tulpa Tom @tulpa.pro · 02/04/2025This is what a bag of Starburst jellybeans looks like when it has been depleted of anything edible. 010
Tulpa Tom @tulpa.pro · 28/03/2025Hey, it’s me, the guy who puts that tinnitus sound in all your favorite video games. I don’t get paid for it, I ju-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 020
Tulpa Tom @tulpa.pro · 17/03/2025What’s wrong, pasteurized milk boy? Afraid you might get some culture? 0179
Tulpa Tom @tulpa.pro · 12/01/2025I only have one belief and it is that everyone has tried to do a Donald Duck impression at least once in their life. 020
Tulpa Tom @tulpa.pro · 13/06/2024How can you tell if a website is from the late 1900s? You count the # of webrings on it ! 031
Tulpa Tom @tulpa.pro · 02/05/2024When someone posts something interesting in Discord, it is your duty to reshare it in as many shared Discords as possible before they can. It’s called “helping”, also whoever gets the most replies wins. That’s just how it goes. I got seventy characters left so I’m going to keep typing now. Thats it. 020
Tulpa Tom @tulpa.pro · 04/02/2024It is my pleasure to announce that Alan Wake is living up to the Kingdom Hearts comparisons. 010
Tulpa Tom @tulpa.pro · 12/01/2024People are really freaking out about how the Sundering emote from the statue is tied to just one character but like…you can just buy one for every alt! 030
Tulpa Tom @tulpa.pro · 09/10/2023And I’d do it all over again for just one more chance at a Choco Taco 111
Tulpa Tom @tulpa.pro · 04/08/2023People out here worrying about who to give their spare bluesky invites,and I’m over here just donating mine to my church. 🙏 020
Tulpa Tom @tulpa.pro · 27/07/2023Tom Tip: You actually don’t have to use snow-cone syrup on shaved ice, you can just drink it straight from the bottle! 030
Tulpa Tom @tulpa.pro · 25/07/2023Thank you for explaining this using hamburgers. As an American, it helps me to understand and grow 🙏 110
Tulpa Tom @tulpa.pro · 20/07/2023Look at this and tell me that there isn’t a god. Nature wouldn’t allow us to devise something so cruel. 020
Tulpa Tom @tulpa.pro · 18/07/2023They should let you order the contents of the crust pan under the fried chicken racks. I don’t care if the quality control is bad, and more than the crust droppings are in it. Just pull the pan out, tip the pan and pour it straight into my mouth. I’d pay 50 cents a second. 120
Tulpa Tom @tulpa.pro · 08/07/2023The Sky is blue right now, that means that all skeets have a 1.5x damage multiplier! 010
