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Tucker Cawley

@tuckercawley.bsky.social
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TV writer? TV writer! He/Him

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s. e. smith @sesmith.lol · 11/10/2026
Repeat after me: Yes on 40, no on 41 and 42, which are designed to cancel out 40!
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Took me 40 plus years to realize Chips Ahoy was a play on ships ahoy. Fucking idiot.
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In Perennial’s repertoire this is considered a ballad.
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Putting the Rump in Trump
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They need to make a guillotine emoji
variety.com
David Zaslav Gets $606 Million Payout From Paramount-Warner Bros. Merger
David Zaslav will receive $606 million as he leaves Warner Bros. Discovery, after the company's merger with David Ellison's Paramount was completed.
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Worked with Scott on Men of a Certain Age. What a delight he is.
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hey Jesus to celebrate your birth we're gonna make it possible for kids to watch us shoot a guy!
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’m so sorry. Can’t imagine a parent closing off their heart like this, but that’s on them, not you. For what it’s worth, we’re proud of you!
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I remember years ago playing Nashville Skyline (on tape!) for the first time and going from “what is this shit?” to “this is the shit” in its half hour runtime.
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“And lastly, I’m thrilled to welcome to the Skydance Board of Directors, Cursed Entity! Cursed, would you like to say a few words?” CE: (mouth falls open, ancient, sepulchral moan fills boardroom) “Haha! Absolutely, Cursed, scripted comedy will be less of a priority!”
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My doctor said I’d be okay to get the flu and shingles vaccine at the same time and I don’t know what his definition of okay is but it is not mine.
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“And lastly, I’m thrilled to welcome to the Skydance Board of Directors, Cursed Entity! Cursed, would you like to say a few words?” CE: (mouth falls open, ancient, sepulchral moan fills boardroom) “Haha! Absolutely, Cursed, scripted comedy will be less of a priority!”
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Welcome to the Board, Count Chocula!
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Nice! Saw ‘em last week in Hollywood. So good!
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Karma is sending us a push notification
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Chris is right! I mean they fucking hanged Louie CK on Gallows Hill and -- wait sorry, no, they gave him a Netflix special. But still!
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m gonna be so annoyed if I’m first hearing about the beginning of the end from people.com.
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Me too. Almost had to stop. Not enough no’s in No no no no.
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Vaxxed?
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In my defense I was three Cosmos in and hadn’t eaten since breakfast.
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Andy Beshear for President
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
[guilottine emoji]
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Phil Hendrie @philhendrie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They say the longer a couple is together the more they begin to look at the world with a seething, joyless rage.
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Let me under the wraps!!
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
As someone who loved U2 way back when, it brings me no pleasure to let you know Bono is wearing a top hat on the cover of their new record.
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
She's had her face stretched so much that this is the back of her head.
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We need a guillotine emoji.
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s so so easy not to use AI for your art. People have been getting along without it for thousands of years!
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alexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
if you don't support trans rights, you are a loser
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I know who will star in the movie!!
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A Washington Post op/ed is gonna open for Ed Sheeran.
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Literally fist pumped at the portishead needle drop
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I read "Jacob Wohl" but for a sec pictured Robert Wuhl and was like "man, this guy rock-bottomed after Arliss."
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm rooting for a Hellmouth to open at the 50 yard line.
espn.com
Cowboys vs. Giants (Sep 13, 2026) Live Score - ESPN
Live coverage of the Dallas Cowboys vs. New York Giants NFL game on ESPN, including live score, highlights and updated stats.
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm rooting for a Hellmouth to open at the 50 yard line.
espn.com
Cowboys vs. Giants (Sep 13, 2026) Live Score - ESPN
Live coverage of the Dallas Cowboys vs. New York Giants NFL game on ESPN, including live score, highlights and updated stats.
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Bari just wrote "$exy Andy Rooney" on the board then walked out.
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh god
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Great article! I was OBSESSED with this show as a kid. I owned the big Eagle One model and had literal nightmares about that glowing eyed tentacle monster for years! I hated that guy.
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The screen shot below is of an anti-AI post that @bsky.app deemed offensive and worthy of a 3 day ban. Pathetic. Do I get suspended for forwarding it?
Screen shot of a post reading "It is fucking infuriating (as a career developer and advocate) to watch these smug dumbfucks condescend to anyone who doesn't mainline AI "It's okay, you're probably just too stupid to appreciate heroin."
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Fuck AI
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Always loved the sparsely but perfectly deployed little bell or xylophone or whatever percussion it is on Cynical Girl!
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
And you’re sure this wasn’t an ingenious marketing pitch for your book about a show dramatizing AI’s betrayal of humankind?
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Don't judge him by the way he looks. Judge him by his coal-black heart, which I'm a big fan of."
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
theverge.com
There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I brought up Halt and Catch Fire with a bunch of other tv writers and none of them had seen it. Two hadn’t even heard of it. Reader, I was furious. Annoyingly so.
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Love you Mark but oh man this is clearly AI
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
And thus began my decades-long - and still unfulfilled - desire to own a dune buggy. Fun episode!
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Tucker Cawley @tuckercawley.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Brilliant!
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