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@tttori.bsky.social
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bay area. she/her. cats, books and crafts. maybe a hint of tech. got an average of being excellent the median just dope

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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Stadium Definitely not Levi's
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Always happy when I don’t have a 7am meeting bc it’s prime reading in bed hour Sad I have to return to office 2 days a week next month
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Nicholas Binge @bingewriting.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
It's out in the US today! If you like your cosmic horror bang in the middle of the Douglas Adams - David Cronenberg spectrum look no further.
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
When my cat spits out his meds
Randall from the tv show From saying “you’re asking g me to watch you have another seizure.”
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Got really sad thinking about how Chonkers the stellar steller sea lion probably just wants to cuddle with the smaller sea lions but can’t
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Keychain for my current baseball bf and one for my first baseball bf
a black baggu purse with a big patch of SF in SF Giants script. There is a home jersey keychain with Jung Hoo Lee's jersey and a keychain that is an homage to Tim Lincecum, with his jersey number, got 'em and a mascot of the old strikeout placards
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Tor Publishing Group I just want to talk Why do you keep denying my netgalley requests? I prioritize reading books under your imprint over the dozens of books waiting their turn on my kindle and actual bookshelf Please :(
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
USPS marked a $175 package as delivered Surprise it was not They might’ve left it outside at the mailboxes again I’m going to have to go to the post office and throw a fit tomorrow
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
As a left-handed person, it took me til this week to realize I should buy top-spiral notebooks
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Just watched a clip of the RFK jr hearing and his breathing into the mic is one of the scariest things I’ve ever heard Sounds like a person with from COPD on their death bed
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Saw a comment that reminded me of the blue cross blue shield class action settlement I submitted a claim for FIVE YEARS AGO They’re only just about to start cutting checks, so I’m glad I was reminded that I needed to update my mailing address Give me my $25
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
the online youth like to say "(do) not gaf" when dgaf is right there is it too millennial coded??
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Nothing I love more than starting multiple new books at once while still having 15 partially read books waiting to be picked up again Vibe reader forever
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
wag jackets are cringe to me my industry equivalent would be wearing a partner’s employer-branded Patagonia just imagining it sends chills down my spine
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Allbirds the shoe company pivoting to become at GPUaaS provider is wild to read while still bleary-eyed from sleep
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Mohela wants me to update my income for my income driven repayment plan. Login isn’t working. Gave them my SSN and DOB to recover my user ID. “Our records don’t match the info you provided.” Well, idk what to tell you.
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
About to pay what I “owe” in federal taxes on top of the fleecing they took from my paychecks last year The additional amount i “owe” is more than the Kelly blue book value of my car
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Thought Apple was being a Margo’s Got Money Problems show to market very soon after publishing but turns out i actually read that book in July of 2024, a month after it was released The passage of time is scary fast and brutally slow
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Please stop talking about trading Eky. I will actually quit hockey if the Sharks trade him. That’s my / our Swedish prince. He loves our team. Give it time.
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I’ve already cast-on one top but I also want to start another bc the yarn just came in from Denmark I’m in between sizes, so I’m consulting Ravelry projects, and this woman’s kitten looks EXACTLY like my tortie as a baby (she’s nearly 9 😭)
A WIP pic from Ravelry showing an inch or so of ribbing on circular knitting needles with a dilute tortie kitten napping on her lap
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 11/04/2026
the imaginary version of the criminal legal system in people’s heads—where cops believe everyone, where prosecutors do what victims and survivors want them do—gets such a clear light shone on it in these moments, I hope people learning this now remember the next time we’re right back here
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
If they’re going to add a surcharge on packages, can my postal worker go the 20 ft from my mailbox, up maybe 15 steps, to drop them at my front door? Bc usps dgaf when shit gets stolen
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Hard hitting question for British friends
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
One of the things that pmo most with festival culture is the people camping at barricade for closers NEVER give the artists earlier in the lineup the energy and respect they deserve I hope they piss their pants and then have to go back to their car camp and wait in a 3 hour line for the shower
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Whenever I see another enterprise company using sabacloud for webinars, I’m like wow we’re all subject to this shit huh? Is this the best of bad options, is it hella cheap, or is it just impossible to get off of?
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Audiobook has an American narrator (the author) reading direct quotes with Brit slang Mates sounded like mitts Birds sounded hella unnatural
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
A guy posted in our Mac slack channel about how the up arrow button on his MacBook came off And 5 people reacted with an up arrow emoji I hope they have a great rest of their week and an even better weekend
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Is Kimberley Clark the manufacturer of quarter ply toilet paper stocked in offices and other businesses? If so, perhaps we will have a temporary respite from sheer punishing toilet paper
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Can’t decide which giants baggu I want. I like bowlers more bc the crescent strap hurts my neck. But crossbody would be better for public transit.
Screenshot from the baggu website of the two San Francisco giants purse styles offered
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I want the ability to filter messages from known numbers out of my primary text feed based on my specifications Give me that, Apple
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Just got a GLP-1 ad featuring Tom Brady
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
People are selling the mariners ferry concessions tray for $50 That’s a bit excessive to buy for an elementary-aged transportation fan I need to see their schedule bc atp I should just get one on a trip to Seattle before baseball season ends
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Very happy for everyone who got to see The xx in cdmx Unfortunately also very unhappy for me that I didn’t get to
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I have to go to the dentist to get my newly printed aligners and they could only accommodate me at 3:30pm If nukes are going to be fired, please wait til I’m back home with my cats
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I’m having a terrible time rn but we all are, so that’s comforting It’s important to me that I never be suffering alone
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The answer is always 9/11 And once, Cool Hand Luke
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
It's crazy that I have to give ticketmaster my tax info so they can report the income via 1099 I already paid taxes on the money I used to buy the ticket that I'm now selling Am I dumb or is the system
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
We are in an epidemic of brands selling $40+ face sunscreen
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Paid $6.09 for regular gas Diesel was at $7.99 I hate that piece of shit
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The cultural exchange between japanese and american Twitter is very wholesome I've been influenced to try peanuts in coke one day
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Enmity is canonically emnity to me, and I don’t think I can pronounce it correctly without sounding like an alien impersonating a human
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
“Reserve a desk” ok then why is someone sitting at the desk I reserved??? Me not being there because I was in a workshop doesn’t mean the desk was this guy’s to take. And they’re forcing us all back in two days a week… it’s gonna be messy.
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Hope the neighbor kitty is still waiting outside when I get back from the mechanic because I bought a bag of cat treats to keep in my car for him
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
I hate when Lyft drivers accept a ride then spend 10 minutes parked. Why did you waste my time accepting the ride if you had no intention of picking me up?
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Mechanics love to keep your car longer than the work calls for
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Bought a liquid eyeshadow at Ulta last week and it expires in July I can’t get a newer replacement bc they don’t do exchanges, and they won’t honor the sale price Very cool tactics
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Congested and all I did this weekend was lunch with family on Saturday and errands Kinda fucked up I should only get sick from fun activities
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
For $150 you can purchase a 2009 Lou Seal knitting bobblehead from a store in Wisconsin
a bobble head of Lou Seal, mascot of the San Francisco giants, holding knitting instead of a half baseball
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
interfering w my sleep routine to watch the Paradise finale
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tori @tttori.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Attempt 2 at a new pattern has revealed it's probably not going to look great as a finished top. Way too holey. But that's prob bc I'm using sock yarn bought for a pattern I realized would be super unflattering. I'll be on ravelry tonight and my local yarn shop tomorrow
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