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TTParadank

@ttparadigm.bsky.social
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Corey // 33 // He/Him // Married // Composer // Musician // Shibe Dad // Dumb Asshole // Sucks at NES Tetris // eat ass and commit tax fraud // feel free to DM for Music Compositions and whatnot

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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 21h
This was over a year ago, but this dumbass Final Fantasy Tactics romhack was probably one of the funniest things I've ever done.
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Representing one of my favorite Youtuber projects at work today. Can't wait to see the video that comes out later this month!
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
She always looks so small until I see her compared to one of us
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A baby
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tctc @toastcrust.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
love to witness the mass loss of privacy rights across the world and directly perceive a big part of it turning out to be for reducing legal hurdles to gambling advertising
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
when you have a negative K/D, this is who you're playing against.
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Keep seeing AI posters and shit for garbage events online. And honestly? It's not an advertisement — it's a hazard sign to stay away.
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's nap time in our household
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
4 years with this cute little bastard
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Mornings like these are why I wake up early
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
First morning in quite some time that has actually felt nice, so I'm on a walk at 6:30 enjoying it before work.
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Seann with Two N's @jinglespigtails.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Hank Hill on a riding lawnmower with a blank speech bubble at the bottom of the frame, implying he's saying the quoted post
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fuck this shit
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Errant (COMMS OPEN) @errantsquam.heckingsne.cc · 04/09/2026
#birds #owls
panel 1: burrowing oul walking
panel 2: burrowing oul approaching table
panel 3: oul bashing fourth digit against table leg
panel 4: He is unaffected because owls possess zygodactyl feet, which means their fourth toe is capable of swivelling backwards.
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
queen
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"life is like a dick. Sometimes it's up and sometimes it's down but it's not hard forever. Also it's short."
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It may be small minded of me but no monetization is worth doing this to yourself.
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Shortly after this was taken, he gave my arm some kisses, rested his head on there, sighed with content and went back to sleep. Moments like these are why I get up at like 4:30. Cuz both of my pups are so snuggly and cuddly and sweet this early
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
heard this guy is really cool and smart and handsome really small dong though. open.spotify.com/track/7K6dcw...
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Altruistic
Corey Chaney · Altruistic · Song · 2026
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Poor boy had to go to the vet yesterday cuz he has an abscess on his anal gland. 😔
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
First one I played was FFVII, I didn't really have many non-Pokemon RPGs growing up, and didn't really get into the series until I got Kingdom Hearts after seeing it at a friend's house.
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
honestly kinda thankful for AI thumbnails on Youtube. it's kinda like seeing dog shit on the sidewalk. i'd rather be like "eww, gross" and make sure i don't step in it rather than stepping in it accidentally. it's nice to basically have a "don't watch me" sign right up front and center.
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Posted a cover from one of my mom's favorite movies for her birthday yesterday. Kind of cooked with the artwork, not gonna lie on.soundcloud.com/cpWkNLxuofBr...
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That Thing You Do! (Cover)
Happy Birthday to my Mom! No stranger to covering songs for my mom's birthday (since this is basically all i have to offer tbh), but this one wasn't specifically requested. This was a song I discove
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
so i'm putting out Altruistic on streaming services and shit. needed an album cover so i just thought of a simple idea that i could use. wasn't on purpose, but i feel like i can't escape my inspirations.
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
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sarah-rah-rasBOOtin @fannybandit69.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
which one of you FREAKS impregnated Burger King
burger king colour pregnancy tests reading positive with 'we're expecting...' written underneath. the burger king logo in on the top left
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
i never carry cash, so finding a $20 bill in my wallet that i don't remember putting there is always a pleasant surprise
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
In case anyone wonders where I get my sense of humor from
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
As snuggling my boy last night and was almost brought to tears just thinking about how much I fucking love this little dude. Idk if it's because we got to raise him from a puppy, but I'm so stupidly attached to this little bastard.
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Never thought I'd be showing my face in a YouTube video ever again, but I always loved watching videos like these in high school/college. www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zc1A...
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altruistic
YouTube video by TTParadigm
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Christians: "you're living a life of sin." Me:
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Rate my new MTG playmat
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Really stoked with how this one came out tbh Check out "Altruistic" on SoundCloud if you have ears. on.soundcloud.com/STQtIB2y292E...
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
been working more on EQing recently (which i probably should've done before releasing a whole ass album and winging the EQ portion), and it's a night and day difference. same track, only difference is in EQing of the guitars/bass/vocals (and swapping the drum VST).
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
been told that Gorou kinda looks like the doge meme in this picture, and i can kinda see it lol
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Found this precon I wanted for MSRP surprisingly, then the cherry on top was also pulling the $180 version of my main commander as a bonus from the included 2-card booster lol
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Can't believe this cute little bastard is already 4 years old. Happy birthday Gorou (aka Mr Boy, Mr Bubs, Stinky Stinky Mr Fuck, Bubsy, Bubsy 3D) <3
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
been working on this project at work that has me meeting with every single person in the company individually to walk them through a new process. i am 70% through but good god i am so fucking tired all the time from having to be "on" and giving a presentation to everyone. how do people do this?
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
vaping penjamin
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
I WILL TRY TO FIND MY PLACE I AM DIARRHEA JANE
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Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 12/07/2026
Lindsey Graham is having a 20-minute conversation right now with Mitch McConnell
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Got these really cute reaction videos of my dogs <3
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
God I love this little bastard so goddamn much
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Girl is zooted cuz she's afraid of the celebrations taking place that aren't deserved.
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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Does it play? @doesitplay.org · 02/07/2026
In case any of the analysts want to assess the physical media situation, we found this handy guide. (source unknown)
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TTParadank @ttparadigm.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
If I ever won the lottery, none of you would know. But there would be signs.
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