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spiritually, i am at margaritaville. he/him

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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 2h
Cameron Winter LIVE at CARNEGIE HALL: Y'all Mind If A White Boy Wails For An Hour?
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
true, +sportswashing
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
they did the clippers thing but on an industrial, decade long scale, funded by an oil state
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
whatever happened it’s incredibly tacky for kelly clarkson to triple down dumping on a salesperson at a small business. even if you were treated poorly… welcome to the world of a normal human being
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
every midsize american town has a place called like Branch and Vine. it has flatbreads and overly sweet old fashioneds. they are the backbone of the modern economy.
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i stand by my methods
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
im sorry if this annoying unsolicited advice but i am The Ultimate Spiller and Big Clean doesn’t want you to know a shitton of dawn and agitation with water is the single best stain remover.
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
being from delaware and checking facebook is so funny because it’s basically “who ran into joe biden recently” dot com
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is a bit im stealing. Big Ref Guy (actual)
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ONE simple FIX for your anxiety (watching ichiro highlights on tiktok)
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"YeS i kiLLeD yOUr fAtHer" in the mocking "yes i took the playstation" voice is a wild line-read and i support it
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Purposely didn’t look and was immediate 4. 5 almost had me but the cool guy hat is more monta elllis volume shooting combo guard
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oc real housewife vicki gunvalson’s new boyfriend looks like untanned ed orgeron and i have no one to talk about it with
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
separation sunday tuesday
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
good point
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
eagles aren’t only losing to case keenum, they are getting completely outclassed by case keenum. it remains 2026.
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
birds bad
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
eagles may make the playoffs but they just aren’t contenders — at least right now. not even close. defense is … fine. jalen has been good but the line has been crap, offense is sputtery, just a meh team.
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
eagles p u
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
might’ve been a technically legal hit tbh but also the intent is like… come on
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
anyone who knows the joe webb game knew the case keenum game was incoming.
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
sorry but this also includes dave grohl. foo fighters are ass. music for kia commercials.
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
cornfed theo von isn’t real and can’t hurt you cornfed theo von:
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the williamsburg sweetgreen has four “paintings” that just say winter spring summer autumn by the character baron von fancy — which is the peak millennial optimism sentence ever written
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
g train being down after the phoebe bridgers concert is a natural disaster on top of the one already starting
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
was at the phoebe show last night and the sound the crowd made when she brought out lucy and julien to reunite boygenius, that sound, some 20k mostly young women screaming, wailing, that sound was so loud i think it picked clean the inside of my bones
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
blood orange tangerine spindrift: the sophisticated man's elixir
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ive read like 70% of his ouvre this year (been a bit of an obsession) and that has really stuck with me as much as anything
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
as a little treat to seeing phoebe bridgers tomorrow night (lower bowl) i will be seeing phoebe bridgers tonight (upper bowl, last second tix)
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
was looking thru craig finn's solo work and it would pretty much take over everything after No. 4 for me. it's really where he's doing his best work these days, imo
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
1. Almost Killed Me 2. Boys & Girls 3. Stay Positive 4. Sep Sun [massive tier drop] 5. Heaven Is 6. ODP 7. Price 8. Thrashing 9. Teeth i think the top 4 really isn't debatable, your order may vary, but i 'almost killed me' just feels so raw and desperate in a way i love so so much
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this and gethard’s ‘another man’s trash’ stand out to me with such an amazing diy spirit and massive payoff
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
seeing every account do this is proof positive that bluesky is canonically 35 years old
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Joe Webb game Part 2 incoming
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
skattebo's ... play style... means he turns every 3 yard run into 4.5 yards and also an 7 year career into a 4 year career
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
in the space of the next month i am seeing phoebe bridgers, geese, the mountain goats, and craig finn which is basically just my spotify wrapped festival -- you cant tell me anything rn
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
the thought struck me, are there bored ape lost causers out there?
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
absolutely exactly the win you’d expect from the philadelphia eagles (derogatory)
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
why are they encouraging people to google “usc football + juice” lmao
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
new bills good
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"wow this buck has stopped in a mysterious, unannounced shadow realm. neat"
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
EPM LEBRON DARKO VORP PER
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
this is how i learn justin fields is the kc backup. i need andy to do some real nonsense with him. just explicit, sicko stuff.
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
sean payton is going to be calling plays within 30 seconds of 00:00:00
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
....i honestly don't mind the hot dog thing! i think it kinda works!
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
more like Yaylor Swift, cheering for her husband, etc, idk
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
that was so sick that 1) andy actually for it 2) kwiii did that
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
even on a recovering knee his speed remains Exactly As Fast As He Has To Be
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
game is a rock fight in the dark
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ploy keane @ttiimmmmaarrcciinn.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we are so back (derogatory)
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