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@tt-kai.bsky.social
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MINERS DNI 🔞🔞🔞🔞⛏️⛏️⛏️ [minor] [This entire account is a joke. Everything is satire here. Don't cancel me pretty please...!!!!]

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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
post the trumpet sludge hex code
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Gaz @nyazsche.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
SCHOOL.
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
the groupchat is trying to determine which two out of the four of us is related to genghis khan
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 17/08/2025
my favorite activity is posting about AAAAAAAUHAHGHGHUGHHHH!!! IT BUUUURRRRRNNSSS!!!! IT BUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRNNNNNSSSSS!!!!! whenever im feeling particularly down
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
just ate fifty thousand ants
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
my friends broke into my house
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
guys you're not gonna believe how i feel about my own parents now
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
people in games be asking "what is this game about" like why dont you play/read and find out stinky
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
iiii forgot my vitamin supplements for.... like, 6 months
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
man i should NOT have abandoned that oc this shit fire. im bringing them back
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
your friendgroup isnt complete if you dont have the guy who says "i only have eyes for one" referring to their childhood bsf who they secretly had feelings for who also maybe died in a past incident but isn't confirmed dead
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
guuyss... im WIDDERAWWY falling apar.t,,., im being MOLDED! the ROT is upon me...,
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
favourite thing aobut friends is hearing them get all high pitched about animal. human experience is listening to yourself and others get all "aww the scrunkly 🥺" over kitty
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
you arent TRULY friends until your laughing at r34 together
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
evil mischevious cat of ill-doing: *despairful, wailing meows of anguish and pain* me: what!! silly perfectly okay cat: :)
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
art process is finishing one (1) element of a thing and denying inner self that no, you cannot color yet, you have The Rest Of The Drawing To Do
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
PEEL OFF YOUR SKIN ADOLF MILKLER
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
NO. I don't "got a name". My friends call me No Names Georg and I exist to spite the government.
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
welcome to fl... *fully turns my head like an owl to stare at you* *slowly unhinges my jaw and mouths "flavourtown" one letter per second*
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
my life has NO enrichment. nobody pisses me off enough anymore so i gotta keep the "OH YEAH? well you and what army?!" and the "alright.. no more mr. nice guy..." to myself
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
"i set my profile picture to this on blues-" say no more
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
"i set my profile picture to this on blues-" say no more
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
lying is my hobby.... grammar is my passion... I am.., Consistently Joe.
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
since it's like prom and graduation time right now, it's the PERFECT TIME to suffocate your prom queen of choice with a towel and have prom in your cellar
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
yeah it was pretty cringe... yeah everyone hates ypu now....
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
WHAAATT. they wouldnt do that.... they invented CATGIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
thinking about the depreciation of the environment and trying not to go insane on main
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
i'm like 90% sure the entire fucking school heard my favorite dumbass oomf shout "THEY COMPARED GREEN GOBLIN TO HITLER" or something like that idk it happened 30m ago
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
gained a follower from this one boys
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
i have unironically given at least 9 people the advice "kill your mom" or "kill your dad" upon hearing their home stories
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
my bestie is screaming like she's getting her banana weedwhacked off (william afton springlock) and started singing after
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
*looks around like im in five nights at freddies* *leans in with my hand over my mouth blocking the camera from seeing it move* *whispers* carter.... *pulls back and giggles cutely*
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
this person pronounced guitar like "jui-tar" for YEARS. they thought it was pronounced like that for their ENTIRE LIFE.
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
this person in front of me pronounced guitar like it was pronounced "juitar". life-changing.
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
i once knew someone who pronounced guitar... but instead of pronouncing it like iceber*g* they pronounced it like the pur*g*e.
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
this person i know just pronounced guitar like it started with a j.
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
just met a really interesting specimen today. pronounces guitar. GET THIS? it sounds like "ji-tar".
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
im supposed to be doing my homework but i saw the nintendo switch bricking thing was trending and now im downloading a switch emulator. what am i doing. I OWN A SWITCH.
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
YOU'RE JUST MAD I HAVE ONE TRILLION GIRLFRIENDS AND IM HAVING WAY MORE FUN THAN YOU EVER WILL
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
my kitty is sitting in front of me and staring at me with so much hope in his eyes he looks like this rn
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
sick and cruel that i have more posts than oomf from below, by the way. keep up
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
shoutout to the 'minors dni' guy who follows my oomf, a minor
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
yhis IDIOT dropped their phone wjile handing it to me so i could tweet on theor phone. evryoje point and laugh @rochtheriault.bsky.social
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
i understand all these words separately
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
no no i took it all
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kai @tt-kai.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
funyuns and condoms... 🙄
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
me (after critically misreading an internet meme and setting up an elaborate mr beast style video): what’s up youtube, we’re here today to find out who would win, 100 gorillas or 1 human. let’s see how Dave – oh. oh god
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