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Posts random out of context quotes from The Simpsons Game (2007) Also on Mastodon (@TSGQuotes@mastodon.social) and formerly Twitter (@TSG_Quotes) Run by @edness.bsky.social

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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 2h
Patty: Is that wet swamp monster I smell? Oh, hi, Homer.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 6h
Bart: Heaven is fancy. Hope I don't have to tip the angels.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 10h
Sea Captain: Arr, I should have stayed in school.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 14h
Dr. Hibbert: Easy Julius...
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 18h
Sea Captain: That's how we do it, land-lubber style!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 22h
Homer: Blammo! Blammo!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Homer: I wish I had my diary here so I could write this down before I forget it.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bumblebee Man: Los alienero van a tomar mi trabajo de Bumblebee!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Manjula: Karma will get you!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Marge: Ooo! I love Avon!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Lisa: You cut him down to size!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Homer: This place should be airbushed on the side of a van.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Groundskeeper Willie: Your love is the sea, my love is the ground. It would nae never work!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Janey: I cashed my dad's welfare check to buy this game
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Small Alien #1: Waylon, we can never tell anyone what happened between us.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mr. Dirt: No offense, Mr. Simpson, but I'm gonna destroy you. Sorry.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Martin: I must research how best to suck up to these fine aliens.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Groundskeeper Willie: Ach!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Homer: I hope you hate this!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Snake: What's up, smart-little-girl-dude?
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Ralph: I'm gonna set you on fire! (GIGGLES)
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
French Woman: Whatever.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Groundskeeper Willie: My stomach is full with haggis and beer. I need to go puke in some hay.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Logger #1: Stop, so I can kill you!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Luigi: Be a good fella!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Brandine: You're wicked!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wiseguy: Bip-bip-bip Bip-bip-bip. I've never heard a medley of hit movie tunes mangled like that. I saw James Horner in the audience puking. I kid, but really…
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Homer: I wish we had time to make snow angels.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bart: Hard to saw when you're unconscious!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Comic Book Guy: Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Groundskeeper Willie: I had no idea Bart was so ripped!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Marge: Simon says wait!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
King Snorky: I'm dyin' Ma! I'm dyin'!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Krusty the Clown: I'll go "Itchy and Scratchy" on this thing.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kearney: I hate how the clouds are all stormy and junk!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Janey: This game is totally worth $59.95!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Grampa: Zzzz, Ha choo bet joo fee hep beb.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Homer: Humans totally rule!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Snake: Cool. I'll totally meditate and get my chakras in order.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Homer: Aww, even his lawn is nicer than mine! Maybe I should try hydro-seeding...
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bart: If you were talking about school I'd agree!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wiseguy: Time for street violence.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cletus: Lookie here!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nelson: One time I saw a boob on a show. It was all right.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kearney: Don't be such a wuss! Give up!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ralph: Helping is helpful!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chief Wiggum: Lou says dolphins are rioting on the pier. Nothing to worry about - just dolphins being dolphins.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rod: Don't you want to go to heaven?
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Homer: You law-talkin' guys have gone too far.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Groundskeeper Willie: Ah, thank you. You've made an illegal immigrant very happy.
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