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Posts random out of context quotes from The Simpsons Game (2007) Also on Mastodon (@TSGQuotes@mastodon.social) and formerly Twitter (@TSG_Quotes) Run by @edness.bsky.social

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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 1h
Logger #1: Stop, so I can kill you!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 5h
Luigi: Be a good fella!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 9h
Brandine: You're wicked!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 13h
Wiseguy: Bip-bip-bip Bip-bip-bip. I've never heard a medley of hit movie tunes mangled like that. I saw James Horner in the audience puking. I kid, but really…
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 17h
Homer: I wish we had time to make snow angels.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 21h
Bart: Hard to saw when you're unconscious!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Comic Book Guy: Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Groundskeeper Willie: I had no idea Bart was so ripped!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Marge: Simon says wait!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
King Snorky: I'm dyin' Ma! I'm dyin'!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Krusty the Clown: I'll go "Itchy and Scratchy" on this thing.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kearney: I hate how the clouds are all stormy and junk!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Janey: This game is totally worth $59.95!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Grampa: Zzzz, Ha choo bet joo fee hep beb.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Homer: Humans totally rule!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Snake: Cool. I'll totally meditate and get my chakras in order.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Homer: Aww, even his lawn is nicer than mine! Maybe I should try hydro-seeding...
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Bart: If you were talking about school I'd agree!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wiseguy: Time for street violence.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Cletus: Lookie here!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Nelson: One time I saw a boob on a show. It was all right.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kearney: Don't be such a wuss! Give up!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ralph: Helping is helpful!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Chief Wiggum: Lou says dolphins are rioting on the pier. Nothing to worry about - just dolphins being dolphins.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rod: Don't you want to go to heaven?
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Homer: You law-talkin' guys have gone too far.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Groundskeeper Willie: Ah, thank you. You've made an illegal immigrant very happy.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Barney: Homer, have you lost weight?
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Gil: I've been livin' in a hot air balloon. Just 'til things pick up.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sea Captain: Don't make me get a restraining order.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wiseguy: Hey kid! I heard you at that band concert! Your French Horn was way out of tune!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Small Alien #2: On Earth, is it the male or female that initiates DNA replication?
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Üter: I will sacrifice a caramel to honor our victory.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Bart: A space bus - yeah, right.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sarah Wiggum: Clancy!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Museum Guard Sideshow Mel: I warn you, I've studied under a Shaolin! It was Method Man!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Homer: Mmm...fromage!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Homer: No -- I'm just mortally wounded.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rich Texan: Really? I never woulda guessed! Heeee hyah hyah hyah! Goes to show, it's a funny ol' world...
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Small Alien #2: It's a shame to attack, but they had their chance to kill themselves.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Lisa: Come on the land and fight like men!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Homer: Let's win one for whatever planet this is!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lewis: My favorite comic? Lewis Black!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bumblebee Man: Bart es mas noble que una lechuga.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bart: Dad, I'm a super hero now, and I have all these awesome powers!
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lisa: Yay! But I wonder where all the blood is going...
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Principal Skinner: I wish there was some litter to pick up. I don't feel useful.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mr. Burns: Oh, that's interesting. Um...I have to go now. Enjoy your next trip to the synagogue.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Carl: That Lard Lad donut sign came to life and he's a real jerk.
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The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wiseguy: And... break!
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