The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 13hWiseguy: Bip-bip-bip Bip-bip-bip. I've never heard a medley of hit movie tunes mangled like that. I saw James Horner in the audience puking. I kid, but really… 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 17hHomer: I wish we had time to make snow angels. 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Comic Book Guy: Loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix. 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Groundskeeper Willie: I had no idea Bart was so ripped! 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026King Snorky: I'm dyin' Ma! I'm dyin'! 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Krusty the Clown: I'll go "Itchy and Scratchy" on this thing. 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Kearney: I hate how the clouds are all stormy and junk! 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Janey: This game is totally worth $59.95! 001
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Grampa: Zzzz, Ha choo bet joo fee hep beb. 010
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Snake: Cool. I'll totally meditate and get my chakras in order. 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Homer: Aww, even his lawn is nicer than mine! Maybe I should try hydro-seeding... 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Bart: If you were talking about school I'd agree! 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Nelson: One time I saw a boob on a show. It was all right. 010
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Kearney: Don't be such a wuss! Give up! 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Chief Wiggum: Lou says dolphins are rioting on the pier. Nothing to worry about - just dolphins being dolphins. 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Homer: You law-talkin' guys have gone too far. 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Groundskeeper Willie: Ah, thank you. You've made an illegal immigrant very happy. 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Gil: I've been livin' in a hot air balloon. Just 'til things pick up. 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sea Captain: Don't make me get a restraining order. 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Wiseguy: Hey kid! I heard you at that band concert! Your French Horn was way out of tune! 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Small Alien #2: On Earth, is it the male or female that initiates DNA replication? 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Üter: I will sacrifice a caramel to honor our victory. 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Museum Guard Sideshow Mel: I warn you, I've studied under a Shaolin! It was Method Man! 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Homer: No -- I'm just mortally wounded. 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Rich Texan: Really? I never woulda guessed! Heeee hyah hyah hyah! Goes to show, it's a funny ol' world... 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Small Alien #2: It's a shame to attack, but they had their chance to kill themselves. 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Lisa: Come on the land and fight like men! 001
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Homer: Let's win one for whatever planet this is! 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Lewis: My favorite comic? Lewis Black! 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Bumblebee Man: Bart es mas noble que una lechuga. 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Bart: Dad, I'm a super hero now, and I have all these awesome powers! 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Lisa: Yay! But I wonder where all the blood is going... 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Principal Skinner: I wish there was some litter to pick up. I don't feel useful. 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Mr. Burns: Oh, that's interesting. Um...I have to go now. Enjoy your next trip to the synagogue. 000
The Simpsons Game Quotes @tsgquotes.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Carl: That Lard Lad donut sign came to life and he's a real jerk. 000