Tom Schmitz @tschmitzwrites.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Thanks, Claude. Here's a version with better resolution, courtesy of your current show at the De Young Museum in San Francisco. 020
Tom Schmitz @tschmitzwrites.bsky.social · 16/02/2026This vintage Seamaster quartz has been my favorite since I spotted it in a pawn shop five years ago. Wave styling repeats on the back, emblazoned with a seahorse in the center. 130
Tom Schmitz @tschmitzwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Do people not remember this scene from The Producers 000
Tom Schmitz @tschmitzwrites.bsky.social · 10/05/2025Me: "Hey Tripadvisor, how should I spend a few free hours here in Norwalk, CT?" Tripadvisor: "Here's a page of fake reviews written by fake people having fake experiences. Enjoy." 000
Tom Schmitz @tschmitzwrites.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Love seeing fossil fuel stacks sit idle like this. Makes a beautiful day even more so. 100
Tom Schmitz @tschmitzwrites.bsky.social · 22/04/2025I always get a kick out of this plaque at the Berkeley Repertory Theater. (Sound it out for full effect.) 2130
Tom Schmitz @tschmitzwrites.bsky.social · 18/12/2024For example, in "The Sower," there is a small bare branch on the trunk of the central tree that is so meticulously rendered in impasto that it is *three dimensional,* as I hope I captured here. 100
Tom Schmitz @tschmitzwrites.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Seeing these canvases in person is a revelation. They glow. They shine. They *sparkle* with an inner light. The textures in the paint are a thing of wonder. 100
Tom Schmitz @tschmitzwrites.bsky.social · 18/12/2024This piece, for example, absolutely astonishes. And since it's on loan from an unnamed private collection, chances are none of us mere mortals will ever see it again. 110
Tom Schmitz @tschmitzwrites.bsky.social · 18/12/2024Ah, London, where I can view and appreciate statues of George Washington and Abraham Lincoln as an American *without* feeling shame. 010
Tom Schmitz @tschmitzwrites.bsky.social · 27/11/2024Here's what's going on my stove. Can't quite see the RG cassoulet beans for all the veggies, but they're in there! 110
Tom Schmitz @tschmitzwrites.bsky.social · 25/11/2024"The Paradox of Intolerance" as excerpted from this excellent story on a Neo-Nazi getting run out of Maine, with high relevance for the Xitter-to-Bluesky migration: magazine.atavist.com/the-crash-of... 000
Tom Schmitz @tschmitzwrites.bsky.social · 12/11/2024You know, I am as ferocious an advocate for climate action as any normal person, but I can't help but wonder if the choice of avatars among this esteemed group might be part of the problem in persuading normies to listen. 010
Tom Schmitz @tschmitzwrites.bsky.social · 17/09/2024One never wants to arrive too early at any party. But showing up as #2,027,574 on a guest list of 10 million feels like good timing to me. 000
Tom Schmitz @tschmitzwrites.bsky.social · 09/08/2024Then there's this bit. (Gee, wonder how THAT happened?) 000
Tom Schmitz @tschmitzwrites.bsky.social · 14/02/2024This sign, from the 2014 Occupy protests, has never stopped being relevant. I think of and quote it at least once a month. 010