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he who shall not be jamesd

@tschames.bsky.social

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prefers animals to people.

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I’m here you fuckass bitch

picture of the Milwaukee tools building

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Oh yeah also drove through FarmVille to get to the lake and enjoyed the propaganda on the way

Not my photo but saw the same poster hanging from a bridge today. The farmers are mad and are hanging up signs pretending that Vegans are threatening them. The sign reads “Vegan-Zwang? NEIN zur Ernährungsinitiative” which means “Vegan Pressure? (vote) No on the Nutrition Initiative”

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

do you think she’ll like them?

5 beautiful roses in a bouquet (one for each year of marriage) are placed on a pine table next to a card

he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

M-O-O-N that spells moon

a photo taken from a rickety wooden bridge of the moon rising over a distant mountain. It’s light and that of some boats reflect dreamily on the water

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 19/07/2026

😩

a hand sanitizer on a wall in the latest proof of life McConnell photo looks like it’s having a bad day

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

Fickt-Euch-Allee is my favorite street in Berlin

a youth holds up a German street sign, which translated to English is a play on words meaning “fuck you all”

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

General Zod & friends imprisoned in the phantom zone. Looks like it could fit the Trump Family

he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

my central nervous system watching this game

Terry butcher playing for England in the iconic “drenched in blood” game versus Sweden

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

GERTCHA! #COYS

Post-match postbag: addendum (and this one’s worth standing alone). “Whatever happens tomorrow a Spurs defender will be a World Cup winner by Sunday” – Sean Boiling

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

ADHS graffiti spotted near Schönefeld airport, Berlin - solidarity with my ADHD brothers and sisters ❤️

Graffiti above the Autobahn reads “ADHS!”, the German term for Attention Deficit / Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD)

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

made Pão de Água for no particular reason

A freshly made loaf of Portuguese bread rests on a cutting board. Super simple recipe, it’s made with flour water (a lot of water) salt and yeast

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

NOR 1 - ENG 0

Ned Ryerson from the film Groundhog Day. He is laughing enthusiastically

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

we’re so back baby

Three freshly caught perch lay on a wooden board. They have quite faded / opaque tiger stripes, presumably as they were caught in a stonier lakebed as opposed to an area with thicker underwater vegetation. Presumably I mean wtf do I know

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

snagged as many ripe blueberries from the garden as I could and now it’s time for a cafloutis

Homegrown blueberries swimming in batter in a circular dish. You can see some of the lemon zest floating on top. After 30-35 minutes we’ll have ourselves a nice summer dessert

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Ditch McConnell

a photo of a body in a ditch with the chyron “body found in ditch”

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

Coming up to 2AM here, waiting for MEX v ENG, the Monday morning marketing sync is gonna be brutal

a bemused theoden looking old af

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

last day of a glorious week in the alpine rivers I will truly carry these moments with me until the day I die

Yet another small pocket of paradise as crystal clear waters flow across occasionally sandy beds. Being a human in a place like this gives you hope for the future cemented in a deep understanding of one’s own complete insignificance in the grand scheme of things

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

we got the makin’s of a nice little summer storm here folks

Plitti-platsch raindrops thud into the river as the weather turns. Rocks become slippery, fish act weird, and somewhere a World Cup goal is being scored

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

I mean come on

Further down river the landscape is filled with larger rocks, excellent for clambering and scrambling over to find deep pristine pools of cooling goodness. the bigger rocks have a habit of resting in the middle of the water, making a great perch to cast for brown trout

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 24/06/2026

dropping this pin

a river near the northern Italian-Swiss border. Alpine fed, the water is crystal clear. In the background, high mountains push up to the sky, the rocky granite dotted with trees and then slowly covered with foliage at their feet. Mossy rocks and colored stones are clearly visible in the invitingly cool blues and greens of this gorgeous mountain river

he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

happy fathers day

a bait caster is held with intent over a potentially trout-filled alpine river

a hybrid marbled alpine brown trout is undersized and ready to be put back into gen pop

he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

hi cc: @crimew.gay

a beautiful silver trash can simply exists next to an old wooden bench on a dock on a lake shortly after sunset. A dash of grey cloud mixes with hues of orange and white in the sky above, which warms the lake with its cosy reflection. A cool sticker is slapped across the chin of the trash can, it reads “13 12”

he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 09/05/2026

Solidarity with ME/CFS Zurich We brought shoes

he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Our construction yard is under attack

A screen cap of a militarized dolphin unit from the game Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3

he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Look at this gigantic Zopf im baking though

a plaited bread (Zopf in german) being baked in an oven

he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

aaah yes made it to cat training on time

some ladies were walking cats on leashes across the rocky shoreline and I took a photo. When asked, the one lady explained they were rescue cats afraid of everything so they were giving them different experiences. In the photo two very posh fluffy cats sit precariously on a rock as little lake ripples lap against their perch

he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

There is a fake rock here in the middle of the lake on a natural reef and I imagine it must be quite enchanting to stand on it under a summer moon

the rock in the middle of the lake that looks like part of a submarine

he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

A foot lazes off the side of a paddle board in the middle of a lake somewhere above is the moon, full of afternoon enchantment

he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

et voila

the cous cous salad with 2 sweet potato pancakes and some garlic lemon honey pepper dressing

he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

Felt cute might delete later

he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

forgot the fresh mint this I why I don’t socially media I’m incapable

Mmmmmm fresh mint is now sprinkled on top of this “too much cous cous“ salad

he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 22/04/2026

made too much wanna come over and share?

Cous cous salad with pomegranate seeds, cranberries (chopped), halloumi cheese, tomatoes, green olives, toasted walnuts (crushed) and toasted pine nuts (whole). Not pictured: sweet potato miso pancakes

he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

a homemade chocolate cake. I had to separate eggs and do whites and yolks and sugar and cocoa and all sorts and tbh I’m smashed because I’m stressed about the state of the world and so I self medicate happy birthday babe

he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

We got company

A sailboat has appeared out of nowhere

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

a paddle board is tied to a buoy in the middle of a lake. The sun is shining in a blue sky

he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

You look like you need this, here ya go!

The brilliant white plate upon which this gorgeous slice of garfield-lookin’ pepperoni pizza rests plays out in the photograph as if it were a halo, and lo;
may the sheer holiness of this slice keep you & yours safe through the weekend god bless

he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

what fresh monochromatic hell is this

a screenshot of a bluesky feed containing 2 posts. a silhouette of a warplane in the post at the top of the feed is complemented by an unrelated post about poorly drawn cats, with two images also displaying black silhouettes on lighter backgrounds. The overall liminal feeling might be unsettling? Or also, absurd?

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

lest we forget

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 05/01/2026

tf when u smeltin that ore

a smelting unit visible in a screenshot from the game Satisfactory.

Due to the positioning of foundation squares near the top of the smelter (forming a roof that is clipping the unit itself) it gives the impression that the unit resembles a small figure, idol like, with chiseled golden features, heterochromic yellow and orange eyes, strong nose and an otherwise determined expression yet cute little feet dashed with black & yellow ankle warners are visible too.

Naturally, as it’s a mining unit, there is a conveyor belt exiting the lower-middle. On the conveyor belt are the resultant (smelted from ore) copper ingots.

In general the little face seems quite happy about this achievement.

Weirdly & abstractly - the love child of an Oscar statue and Yul Brynner in Westworld springs to mind.

he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

a cross-section

a closer look at the texture of the potato dumpling in the context of the Irish stew in which it currently finds itself

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

bruh

the finished product: a bowl of irish stew poured over a potato dumpling topped off with parsley 🌿

Also pictured: a Zelda book and some legos, my darling wife’s beautiful hand

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

it’s dumpling time

A plate of raw potato dumplings begging to be dumped into siedendes wasser

he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

meanwhile, back at the ranch, the stew is doing just fine

Just checking up on the Irish stew, I’ve already tried it, it’s heavenly.

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Der Toast kommt rein, um die kleinen Kartoffel pancakes ins riesenklöse umzuwandeln

a hand grabs some toasted croutons to be packed into a potato envelope, allowing them to start their journey towards becoming potato dumplings

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

jetzt geht sie auf den Teig los wie ein Mensch auf ein nazi losgeht

a fist slams into the already mashed potatoes, pummelling them with their own starch and some flour to form a dough

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

kati macht kartoffelklöse dazu

Bowls of measured potato starch & white flour sit next to a jar of Muskatnuss and a stampfer to mash up the potatoes in the big pot placed next to it. Butter has been added and there is some toast somewhere, unsure what she has planned with those

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 31/12/2025

Baywatch

Irish stew taking shape in a large casserole pot. Chunks of beef, sliced carrots and potatoes stew in the whiskey-stout / beef stock / red wine gravy. The spatula reveals one of 2 bay leaves, both of which will be removed shortly before serving

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he who shall not be jamesd @tschames.bsky.social · 29/12/2025

admittedly I’m just hearing this now but seems like P Bartholomew was a dumbass??

a Wikipedia snippet from the article about The Battle of Antioch when, shortly after having won the second siege, no-one believed Peter’s stories & visions and thought he was sus. He then proposed a Biblical Ordeal to be determined by the Crusaders, who promptly built this psycho flame tunnel and Peter walked down the path and was horribly burned.

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