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T.S. Ryker

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To reach the stars ⭐ - first you must become the Lord of Darkness 🦇 Or don't buy a house full of bats... 🔭 Space Nerd 🥕 Veggie Gardener 🖍️ Aspiring Writer

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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
If 3I/Atlas was a gigantic Ark-Ship, would you hitch a ride?
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3I/Atlas could fit 8 BILLION people, sort-of
If it were a true spacecraft / space habitat
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Insta Science @instascience.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
An Enormous Plasma Wall Captured on the Sun.
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Had to share this photo of my cat yawning. Cheers 🖤 🤍 🌈
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Any idea what this little fellow might be? Swallow? Kind of blue or green wings.
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Jasmine 🌌🔭 @astrojaz.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
it’s scary how much this just looks like the bottom of the ocean
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 18/06/2025
BATS - Part 27 Unsure of legal recourse. We met with attorneys. By now, we'd gathered tons of evidence that the sellers knew. Neighbor testimony, Facebook posts. It was clear. But that didn't matter. This was an estate sale. No disclosure necessary, even if the heirs spent two years hiding things
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RCW 64.06.010: Application—Exceptions for certain transfers of real property.
Call the Legislative Hotline 1-800-562-6000 TTY for deaf/hard of hearing: 1-800-833-6388
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
My wife and I both bought each other the same cookbook as a gift. I have to recommend "The Fishwife Cookbook" and their tinned fish as a must-try. 🎣 tsryker.substack.com/p/the-fishwi...
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The Fishwife Fiasco
How my wife and I bought each other the same cookbook
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
BATS - Part 26 Another moment from that concert... Cover of "Time Warp." #HappyPride 🏳️‍🌈 In connection with everything going on, the 'bed and breakfast' idea suddenly took a bizarre twist. Things were about to get spooky.
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NOFX - Timewarp from The Rocky Horror Picture Show (2023-07-22)
Timewarp from The Rocky Horror Picture Show as danced to by NOFX at Punk in Drublic on July 22nd, 2023 in Tacoma, Washington.
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
BATS - Part 25 After getting my 3rd round of rabies shots, I went to the punk rock show. I couldn't drink though, because of the shots. As I baked in the sun listening to Pennywise, I noticed someone sitting in front of me. His shirt... #bats #batandbreakfast
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
BATS - Part 24 Fun detour. After getting engaged, Mackenzie and I saw the eclipse (2017) with UW ESS where I worked. We went to the Warm Springs reservation. Kids in ceremony wore... BATMAN logos. We drove south after on a trip. And found the Modoc caves. Where bats live... Coincidence? #bats
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
BATS - Part 23 Our bats, it turns out, likely spend winters in OR or CA, but spend summers in the PNW islands as a 'maternal roost' to raise pups. Our inspection likely downplayed the severity intentionally, or the sellers actively hid damage behind the walls. But no bats were present in Feb #bats
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
BATS - Part 22 I had several other contractors and pest experts come to give an assessment. Meanwhile, our efforts to negotiate an insurance payout ended in rejection. The bats were noted to be a 'pre-existing' condition. But they weren't there when we inspected the house. THEY ARE MIGRATORY
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
BATS - Part 21 That's when the #RABIES fun began. For all of us. 4 visits per person. 7 Shots each. Even with insurance, our costs hit near $10K Not fun. Also, when the nurse has to Youtube instructions, you know it's bad. The worst was our infant's fever afterwards. Anger consumed me. #bats
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 09/06/2025
BATS - Part 20 Returning to our trailer home in Maple Valley, we find the garden overgrown and returned to nature. But its a lot easier to baby-proof an empty house. #bat #batandbreakfast
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Is this an ad for the Switch 2?
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
BATS - Part 19 While dropping the bats off at the health department, I see this beauty. The Anchorage Inn, in Coupeville. A Victorian reproduction like our, I'm inspired. More than that, a deranged idea twisted into my skull. Talking with the owners, a dark thought takes root. #bats
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Operation bat release was a wild success! Fly strong fluffy friends! 🦇
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
BATS - Part 18 I catch some bats perched up in the crook of the chimney in the attic. Wearing gloves and using trash grabbers, I nabbed four of them and got them into a bucket. They were Little Brown Bats or Yuma Myotis, as I would find later. #bats #batandbreakfast
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
BATWATCH (June 4, 2025) Fat Eddie the Silver Bat start off the night. Meets up with his girlfriend for a duet. Yumas chirp angrily - I don't see them flying. They must be watching me. One buzzes my head near the septic. An angry mama dear crashes through the brush and wheezes at me #ME_IRL #bats
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
BATS - Part 17 While figuring out how to find and catch a bat for the health department. I almost got jumped by this buck while taking out the trash. Relevant to the story? No. But too silly NOT to share.
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
BATS - Part 16 I catch the bat with my fishing net, but it got crushed. Mackenzie packed up the car, and fled with Robby. We no longer felt safe. Mackenzie lived with my sister. I stayed to work with the health department. We needed to test for rabies.
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
BATS - Part 15 Okay - so its early July, 2023. Our son is 7 months old. Napping. We are making lunch. A bat gets in. Middle of the day. Flying around. It lands on the 'Addams Family' Chandelier, its chirps toying with us like laughter. #bats #batandbreakfast
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
BATS - Part 14 With piles of poop building up in our gutters, our first bat expert showed up to help. From a national chain, he quoted us outlandish numbers, and told us: "This is the worst residential infestation I've ever seen." We were merose. #bats #batandbreakfast
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
BATS - Part 13 Undeterred , our friends came to stay with us, and slept in the basement. Unfortunately, this meant we swapped germs. We were all bed ridden and violently ill. #bats #batandbreakfast
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
BATS - Post 12 The first bat got into the house while we were sleeping. Teddy leapt into the air to smack at it, leaving him exhausted and drained. #bats #batbreakfast
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
BEWARE OF MAN-BAT-BIG
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Why is my house on the cover of this book?
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
BATS - Post 11 Here's video of bats coming out. They shoot out in pairs. #bestfriendgoals. Seriously though, when this first happened my mind was wrapped with horror. #bats #batandbreakfast
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How many BATS can you COUNT!?
I counted 78 in 5 minutes. Check out @batbreakfast on instagramWe are working towards saving our home, building bat houses and launching a bat themed bed and...
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
BATS - Post 10 Then, one fateful night. We figured it out. My Mother-in-Law saw something out the window. Running outside, we saw them, the bats, shooting out in waves. There were multiple hundreds. We lost count. #bats #batandbreakfast
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
BATS - Post 9 Sleeping in the guest bed in the attic, my sister-in-law heard noises. Scratching in the walls. Together with my wife, they bought glue traps and set them in the crawlspaces. No mice on their watch! #bats #batandbreakfast
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Oh my goodness. I've been listening to "Exodus" by Peter Hamilton for probably the last 6 months. Over 30 hours of story. Action packed but slow to build the plot, at times it was a chore, but by the end I was riveted. #exodus #peterhamilton #hardscifi
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
While I continue my daily updates on the full batty story, here's a snap to the present day, as I figure out what to work on next in my huge list of home improvement projects. #bats #diy #homeimprovement #remodelfromhell #house #home
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Bat Update (May 2025) - 2 years later
It's been a long, zigzagging passage through the dark
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
BATS - Post 8 I had some work travel, a few trips. In SFO I met up with an old coworker (who nicknamed himself Superman... Seriously. Long story.) We met in this building for drinks, and to catch up. Meanwhile, my wife's sister came to stay at the house and help with Robby while I was out. #bats
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
BATS - Post 7 Hiking, fishing, living, the world was wonderful. We were comfortable, settling in. Robby was learning to crawl, coached by his best friend Teddy (our tuxedo cat) The attic was a great spot to hang out. We even put the TV up there. #bats #batandbreakfast
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
There's a really pissed off guy looking for you. Bertolli or some shit, says he's not the noodle guy, but he might snap a some spaghetti. Says he knows how to direct energy, likes ome Taichi bozo. GET OUTTA HERE LORENTZ, this guy ain't jokin!
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
What research goes into your writing? Before AI became a swear-word, in 2017, I made it predict the future. Then I built a map of all stars within 100 light years. However, my scifi opera ambitions were ultimately halted by my struggle with the bats. #writing tsryker.substack.com/p/story-behi...
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Story-Behind-the-Story: The Panstellar Mandate (part 2)
Star Maps, Brain Maps, Early AI Experiments, BATS!
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
BATS - Post 6 We LOVED our new neighborhood, the stunning #DeceptionPass - and all the nearby beaches. Even the tulips were in full bloom! #bats #batandbreakfast
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
BATS - Post 5 We moved in, it was great! Here, my wife Mackenzie is overloaded with joy! This place felt spectacular. That first night, embracing in the attic, watching the sailboats in the evening light. "This is either the smartest or dumbest thing we ever did." #bats #batandbreakfast
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
My son was excited too!
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Loved seeing our booth get crowded at #wingsoverwhidbey #pacificriminstitute #bats #whidbey #batsnw
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
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BATS - post 1 Okay Bluesers! I'm going to sit down and tell you all about the story of my family, buying a house filled with bats. In early 2023, with a young infant to care for, my wife and I felt…
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
BATS - Post 4 Sure, our new house looked like the haunted house from my childhood, but we don't believe in ghosts. Besides, it will be super fun to decorate on Halloween! #bats #batandbreakfast
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T.S. Ryker @ts-ryker.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
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BATS - post 1 Okay Bluesers! I'm going to sit down and tell you all about the story of my family, buying a house filled with bats. In early 2023, with a young infant to care for, my wife and I felt…
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