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JackKnife

@truthhasacurl.bsky.social
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Hello! This is Jackknife. I'm a husky that was a human truck driver in a former life. Go figure I'd get Isakai'd from sleeping with the lot lizards. SFW/NSFW - IRL Single 35+ Straight Dadbod Furry

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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
RIP I got a growth on my nutsack that the doctor wants to get an ultrasound on tomorrow.
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K.V.I @kevvalichi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
People mysteriously going comatose, people don't know what to do, so we dive into a video game to solve the mystery! Join today for a very special stream as we begin the journey into The World. It's time for .Hack//INFECTION on the PS2! www.twitch.tv/kevvalichi
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KevValIchi - Twitch
A rabbit who got his stripes | Single Player Games | Not your family friendly tiger bunny | Don't like what you see? There's the door. — KevValIchi streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign...
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well since X decided to give me an ultimatum where I either hand over all my biometric data and fingerprint myself using their phone app this place is my new home seeing as how I refused. I guess Elon simply couldn't compete with this musky husky and got jealous.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Puppy has them burger cravings going on.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Somebody help a poor puppy on this one? I don't get it.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
God I wish I still had mine. Foregen plz hurry!
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
And then you have that one cult where just mentioning the name can sometimes get you killed. The child sex trafficking cult known as The Finders. They run DEEP with some of the folks currently in charge. All in all I sadly do not foresee a future United States in the next decade.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
It goes a lot deeper than Palantir. There is the John Birch Society, the World Future Society, the Council for National Policy, the New Apostolic Reformation, and especially disturbing is the membership overlap of all that with the Council for Foreign Relations and the World Economic Forum.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If you don't want it I'll take it. Love me some lemon pepper broccoli cooked in butter.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Remember to give puppies all the uppies. Or else I'll bite ur fucking ankles!
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@baldurwoof.bsky.social @duheythefennec.bsky.social What I was talking about on stream. So yummy but a wee bit too filling for lil puppy me.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
@jackalpawpad.bsky.social Them BBQ nuggie fries really hit the spot though.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
halp am dying so much food
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Oh man I just made the best bacon ever. It melts in your mouth into this velvet liquid protein of pure blissful flavor. God I love making bacon.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Still doesn't make it any easier trying to find a good wife.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My sex life is like Little Caesar's. I'm always hot and ready. Now if only I had customers...
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A sad day when Bluesky can't even fucking post a picture without utterly fucking it up. X at least posted it without this stupid artifact glitching bullshit. Get your shit together.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A sad day when Bluesky can't even fucking post a picture without utterly fucking it up. X at least posted it without this stupid artifact glitching bullshit. Get your shit together.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Radar is best puppy. All the cute faces.
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K.V.I @kevvalichi.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
We got save the queen and stop Llyod from taking the new magical toy! Will we be able to stop him? Lets find out! www.twitch.tv/kevvalichi
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KevValIchi - Twitch
A rabbit who got his stripes | Single Player Games | Not your family friendly tiger bunny | Don't like what you see? There's the door.
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Jackal Pawpad @jackalpawpad.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Let's Rock and/or Roll! Jackal plays Mega Man X, Mega Man X Legacy Collection! twitch.tv/jackalpawpad
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Let's Rock and/or Roll! Jackal plays Mega Man X, Mega Man X Legacy Collection!
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Honestly how the new Star Fox game looks, sounds, and feels to me. An imploding ship made by an out of touch company.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I miss when furries had standards... I can't even watch Doryuuz play Star Fox because not only does the art look ass but the voice lines are so fucking dull and lacking any... atmosphere...
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Its fathers day so remember to hug all those dad bod furries ya know.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
When you declare a boop war on ur puppy...
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Radar had a good eep.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
God I love how smooth my balls are after a shave. Just wish I had a hot bitch to squeeze em.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Also dog is currently laying beside my feet after being fed again.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
House was built in like the late 70's early 80's. That is the original parquet flooring. Dog is dog.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Radar ate it all.
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K.V.I @kevvalichi.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I found a fun little raccoon game! It's a short fun little romp. I recommend it. store.steampowered.com/app/4233380/...
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Save 40% on Do A Crime on Steam
Do A Crime is a casually-chaotic-cozy platform puzzler where you play as a Raccoon - doing crimes! Do A Crime takes the whimsy of being a mischievous raccoon and allows the player to live out their ch...
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
@islandott.bsky.social
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
If serving your dog slices of roasted ham pan seared and glazed in Japanese BBQ sauce is spoiling then I don't want to be anything else.
Furdad spoils cute rescue puppy with a plate full of delicious pan seared and glazed ham.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
If not happy single then won't be happy in relationship. It makes no sense. It's like saying if not happy starving then won't be happy full. God saw Adam alone, He said it's not good. He didn't say learn to be happy alone then maybe we'll see about Eve. I wish people knew better.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I just like having smooth balls. Feels so much better to play with em like that. Maybe one day I'll have a wife to do that for me. Maybe not.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Someone suggested a brand to me designed exactly for privates vs the likes of say Nair. Aemerry - Intimate Hair Removal. Haven't bought any yet but its about $20 USD on Amazon. Was gonna grab some when I get a deposit again and see how it feels.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
gonna have the house to myself this weekend. if only I knew someone local to get laid with.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Man I shaved my balls today... and fuck... scrote skin got caught in the blade gap on my adjustable safety razor... and now has a long gash against the underside... dog gammit
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Wait... that looks like my dads Z except his isn't silver.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Nice! You a part of the Z Car Club? Family has got two of them. One 1982 Datsun I think and the other is a 1997 Nissan.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Snap. Crackle. Pop. All you're missing now is some marshmallows and butter. Then you can be the stream snack.
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K.V.I @kevvalichi.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
and BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG stretch *crack crack crack snap* Oh....I didn't know that'd happen... --- Artwork (c) @ctrlzeke.bsky.social
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Call my dick King Louis XVI because I want a wife with a pussy so tight it's a damn guillotine.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy Easter all! Jesus Christ bless you!
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
What do you get when you cross breed an adrenaline junkie and Nick Wilde? Apparently Fox McCloud according to Nintendo in the new Mario Galaxy movie. #MovieSpoilers #Movie #Spoilers #SuperMarioGalaxyMovie #MarioMovie #Nintendo
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I still have my VHS of this from all those years ago. With the Pizza Hut commercial before the movie and child abuse PSA after the movie. I look forward to seeing you in Heaven, Judith Barsi.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Anyone else remember the restaurant, Perkins? What about their Mammoth Muffins? My favorite was the banana nut muffin. So big and filling! Perfect for an after church Sunday mass breakfast. Ah, what a nice childhood memory.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
This is such a mood. Would love to be with a nice Christian furry wife like that.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Any werewolf bitches or Renamon looking for a semi subby top Mr. Mom type of puppy husbando? This could be our date night dinner. Made by yours truly!
Chad furry cook attempts to send mating signal via posting a picture of very tasty looking hamburgers with humorous sexual intent.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Also I understand that I consume a lot of porn. Its kinda hard to deal with sexual needs and energy without having a partner so I use it to help me out there. I really shouldn't but its just so easy. Although if I had a wife I'd just focus on her because IMO porn is mostly an escape from lacking.
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