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JackKnife

@truthhasacurl.bsky.social
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Hello! This is Jackknife. I'm a husky that was a human truck driver in a former life. Go figure I'd get Isakai'd from sleeping with the lot lizards. SFW/NSFW - IRL Single 35+ Straight Dadbod Furry

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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
RIP I got a growth on my nutsack that the doctor wants to get an ultrasound on tomorrow.
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K.V.I @kevvalichi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
People mysteriously going comatose, people don't know what to do, so we dive into a video game to solve the mystery! Join today for a very special stream as we begin the journey into The World. It's time for .Hack//INFECTION on the PS2! www.twitch.tv/kevvalichi
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KevValIchi - Twitch
A rabbit who got his stripes | Single Player Games | Not your family friendly tiger bunny | Don't like what you see? There's the door. — KevValIchi streams live on Twitch! Check out their videos, sign...
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well since X decided to give me an ultimatum where I either hand over all my biometric data and fingerprint myself using their phone app this place is my new home seeing as how I refused. I guess Elon simply couldn't compete with this musky husky and got jealous.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Puppy has them burger cravings going on.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
If you don't want it I'll take it. Love me some lemon pepper broccoli cooked in butter.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Remember to give puppies all the uppies. Or else I'll bite ur fucking ankles!
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
halp am dying so much food
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Oh man I just made the best bacon ever. It melts in your mouth into this velvet liquid protein of pure blissful flavor. God I love making bacon.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Still doesn't make it any easier trying to find a good wife.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
My sex life is like Little Caesar's. I'm always hot and ready. Now if only I had customers...
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A sad day when Bluesky can't even fucking post a picture without utterly fucking it up. X at least posted it without this stupid artifact glitching bullshit. Get your shit together.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Radar is best puppy. All the cute faces.
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K.V.I @kevvalichi.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
We got save the queen and stop Llyod from taking the new magical toy! Will we be able to stop him? Lets find out! www.twitch.tv/kevvalichi
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KevValIchi - Twitch
A rabbit who got his stripes | Single Player Games | Not your family friendly tiger bunny | Don't like what you see? There's the door.
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Jackal Pawpad @jackalpawpad.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Let's Rock and/or Roll! Jackal plays Mega Man X, Mega Man X Legacy Collection! twitch.tv/jackalpawpad
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Let's Rock and/or Roll! Jackal plays Mega Man X, Mega Man X Legacy Collection!
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Honestly how the new Star Fox game looks, sounds, and feels to me. An imploding ship made by an out of touch company.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
I miss when furries had standards... I can't even watch Doryuuz play Star Fox because not only does the art look ass but the voice lines are so fucking dull and lacking any... atmosphere...
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Its fathers day so remember to hug all those dad bod furries ya know.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
When you declare a boop war on ur puppy...
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Radar had a good eep.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
God I love how smooth my balls are after a shave. Just wish I had a hot bitch to squeeze em.
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K.V.I @kevvalichi.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I found a fun little raccoon game! It's a short fun little romp. I recommend it. store.steampowered.com/app/4233380/...
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Save 40% on Do A Crime on Steam
Do A Crime is a casually-chaotic-cozy platform puzzler where you play as a Raccoon - doing crimes! Do A Crime takes the whimsy of being a mischievous raccoon and allows the player to live out their ch...
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
If serving your dog slices of roasted ham pan seared and glazed in Japanese BBQ sauce is spoiling then I don't want to be anything else.
Furdad spoils cute rescue puppy with a plate full of delicious pan seared and glazed ham.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
If not happy single then won't be happy in relationship. It makes no sense. It's like saying if not happy starving then won't be happy full. God saw Adam alone, He said it's not good. He didn't say learn to be happy alone then maybe we'll see about Eve. I wish people knew better.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
gonna have the house to myself this weekend. if only I knew someone local to get laid with.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Man I shaved my balls today... and fuck... scrote skin got caught in the blade gap on my adjustable safety razor... and now has a long gash against the underside... dog gammit
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K.V.I @kevvalichi.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
and BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG stretch *crack crack crack snap* Oh....I didn't know that'd happen... --- Artwork (c) @ctrlzeke.bsky.social
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Call my dick King Louis XVI because I want a wife with a pussy so tight it's a damn guillotine.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Happy Easter all! Jesus Christ bless you!
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
What do you get when you cross breed an adrenaline junkie and Nick Wilde? Apparently Fox McCloud according to Nintendo in the new Mario Galaxy movie. #MovieSpoilers #Movie #Spoilers #SuperMarioGalaxyMovie #MarioMovie #Nintendo
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Anyone else remember the restaurant, Perkins? What about their Mammoth Muffins? My favorite was the banana nut muffin. So big and filling! Perfect for an after church Sunday mass breakfast. Ah, what a nice childhood memory.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
This is such a mood. Would love to be with a nice Christian furry wife like that.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Any werewolf bitches or Renamon looking for a semi subby top Mr. Mom type of puppy husbando? This could be our date night dinner. Made by yours truly!
Chad furry cook attempts to send mating signal via posting a picture of very tasty looking hamburgers with humorous sexual intent.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I miss the world that told a Nazi to fuck off when they demanded you to show them your papers. Kindly FUCK OFF Discord. Also FUCK OFF Bluesky since y'all are trying to make to do this shit too.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
I miss the golden age of the internet. Back before censorship and everyone had their own butler. We need to go back to Ask Jeeves.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Oh man. I've been slow cooking some beef overnight in tikka masala sauce atop a bed of onions and the house smells so good right now.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
OH GOD DAMMIT! I haven't emptied my balls like I normally do & now they've been so full that they've chaffed my PJ's at the crotch to the point they're popping through the seam. FUCK, this was the only other pair of PJ's I've had & now both are ruined with holes in the crotch.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
For when they shall say, Peace and safety; then sudden destruction cometh upon them, as travail upon a woman with child; and they shall not escape. (1 Thess 5:3) It does not end well for those who spill the blood of the saints. I know my blood will be spilled for rejecting the Antichrist, DJT.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Horngry puppy lookin for big breast furry waffu to keep him leashed in the kitchen, naked save for an apron, with balls constantly milked and drained. If that fuzzy lady is you then call me Mr. Mom!
Silly puppy attempts to lure a sexy furry wolf wife using culinary efforts with lots of meatballs and creamy Alfredo.
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K.V.I @kevvalichi.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Deeper and deeper we dive into Tutone's mysteries as we try to find a way off the planet and save our fellow agents in the process. Join us in Cosmobreed: Yiffai www.twitch.tv/kevvalichi
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KevValIchi - Twitch
A rabbit who got his stripes | Single Player Games | Not your family friendly tiger bunny | Don't like what you see? There's the door.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
I may or may not be making 3 lbs of bacon followed by 3 lbs of meatballs for dinner. Gonna be stuck at home and snowed in all weekend by myself. So puppy wants all the warm meaty goodness.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/uzCwr... Watch a puppy judge you as he eats a delicious treat.
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Christmas treat for a gud boi!
YouTube video by AzureKaizen
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Radar was so good today that I got him a PupCup at 7 Brew on the way home from family dinner in the countryside even though I got him one prior on the way there. Spoiled and loved.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Radar is all good to go for a family meet!
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
The rescue puppy... halp he's melting my heart. Boyo just climbed on my bed and started snuggling some dirty laundry to sleep.
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K.V.I @kevvalichi.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
Something new is coming to the stream. I wonder what it could be? -- Artwork (c) @ctrlzeke.bsky.social / ko-fi.com/ctrlzeke
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
The coming new year has been scripted and cast. For some it will come as their worst or their last. Something wicked is on the way. Those who see, can hear the war drums. Pray for the suffering, for those lost, the weak, and the meek. Hell has been opened and soon will unleash.
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
Merry Christmas!
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
Oh. Bluesky is saying I need to give some unsecure company my government ID to prove I'm an adult. Despite the fact anyone with two fucking brain cells can see that an adult runs this account. Yeah. FUCK YOU! I guess I'm going back to Twitter/X. As fucking shitty as Elon is, he hasn't reach this yet
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Forgot to update here but on December 1st I got the call that the test results were back and I am cancer free. Feels so surreal to be told I've got a problem mole, turns out its cancer, and then its removed, and now I'm free all within a month. PRAISE GOD! I am so very thankful!
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JackKnife @truthhasacurl.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Sometimes I feel like a piece of candy someone dropped that fell through the crack in the floor and not even worth the effort of someone following the 5 second rule.
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