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Eloquent🏺Elephant

@trunkulent.bsky.social
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
First explain it in 16 minutes and then cut by halves
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I loved Going Postal sooo much
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
This is often the way
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Can't believe you didn't ask me btw smh my head
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
STOLEN BY THE LOUVRE????
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It says these are assets that qualify for deductions, so presumably they are business deductions that reduce AGI and then carry to state taxable income, meaning it is applied to both (I do tax prep work and this would be my intuitive read)
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Herein lies long the tale of woe "To heights, we'll rise by nerds struck low"
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
What kinda crime do I gotta commit to get hanged in the Louvre???
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Shhhhhh
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
No time like three months from now
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Get this disgusting "art" out of my pristine political manifestoes
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I was really glad to stumble onto it
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
This is true, although amusingly I think Glinner is infinitely less opportunistic, he's just Like That
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
What do we want?? DELAYED GRATIFICATION When do we want it???? NOW
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Tomorrow I'll be attending a Magic tournament at SCG Spotlight Atlanta! If anyone here is interested, it'll be streamed.
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
How could Dostoevsky have known me like this
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
Illusion Wizards need jobs, too
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
People don't fathom like they used to
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
This is the delightful finish to my book
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
I talked about this Elsewhere, but I think probably even more important than "what defines political" is what is meant by "to cut off." I would expect there to be far more "I would never give up on my child" 'tough love' behavior, leading to the same thing, but not consciously intended.
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I'm always on about this
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
This book is so awesome
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Was jumpscared by an "Executive producer: Peter Thiel" on this movie today
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I've heard it both ways
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
Coming around to this dramatic "self-lobotomization" turn of phrase, to describe tendencies of people that actively undermine their own ability to understand anything at all.
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I'm gonna do more here once again, I've decided.
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
I've been thinking a lot recently about these Kinds of things; regardless of prescriptive validity, virtue ethics seems shockingly effective at *describing* how personal traits function! Physical, intellectual (mindrot), or of course ethical: soulrot.
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Demonic though she may appear
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Had my first volunteer shift at the bookstore today, happy to have met some very nifty people!
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
She habeas on my corpus till oh never mind
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Oh, I'm sorry, please keep it up!
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Hello, I have a couple complaints
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
I could beat anyone in a "more performative than thou" contest
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Oooh
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Let's hope!
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
I'm sorry, I spoke in anger. I did not mean these harsh words.
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Well you're probably fake So there
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
It's a bit surprising
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Thanks to reading, in all things, that gives me strength
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
Funny that all I really have going for me is the ability to read
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Almost deprived someone of 1000+ bucks off their tax return on account of, as they say, an *oopsie whoopsie*. I am Fixing Everything, though, it'll be all right.
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Hii!
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
My spin on this earlier
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
Gay ol time indeed!
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Nono my girlfriend is in town and we've done wonderful things together!
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Girlfriend c:
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Too many books
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Cosmological 🏺 @cosmological.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Boy, philosophy sure is wacky, ain't it?
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I think the biggest thing that springs to mind is the immune system, which as I understand it is hugely hostile to any sort of Foreign Thing, resulting in a bunch of irritation for until it's Dealt With in some way
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Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
I don't want a therapist, I want an eclectic groupchat of good-natured but disinterested and inquisitive random anonymites
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