Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 20/07/2026What kinda crime do I gotta commit to get hanged in the Louvre??? 272
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Get this disgusting "art" out of my pristine political manifestoes 020
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 16/02/2026What do we want?? DELAYED GRATIFICATION When do we want it???? NOW 1104
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Tomorrow I'll be attending a Magic tournament at SCG Spotlight Atlanta! If anyone here is interested, it'll be streamed. 040
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 25/10/2025How could Dostoevsky have known me like this 030
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 29/08/2025Was jumpscared by an "Executive producer: Peter Thiel" on this movie today 040
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 27/08/2025Coming around to this dramatic "self-lobotomization" turn of phrase, to describe tendencies of people that actively undermine their own ability to understand anything at all. 120
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 27/08/2025I'm gonna do more here once again, I've decided. 020
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Had my first volunteer shift at the bookstore today, happy to have met some very nifty people! 140
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 25/02/2025I could beat anyone in a "more performative than thou" contest 020
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 18/02/2025Funny that all I really have going for me is the ability to read 340
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Almost deprived someone of 1000+ bucks off their tax return on account of, as they say, an *oopsie whoopsie*. I am Fixing Everything, though, it'll be all right. 120
Reposted by Eloquent🏺ElephantCosmological 🏺 @cosmological.bsky.social · 13/12/2024Boy, philosophy sure is wacky, ain't it? 141
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I don't want a therapist, I want an eclectic groupchat of good-natured but disinterested and inquisitive random anonymites 140
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 03/12/2024An ounce of my dad is worth a pound of your dad 140
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 03/12/2024An ultra-exclusive dollar store that only allows you in if they like the cut of your gib 030
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Contemplating for the first time whether I should make an alt, and yet I already know the answer is no 350
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Delighted to be entrusted with the tragic snippets of people's lives, like one lady's son ending a 10 year long relationship over his partner using OnlyFans, or as she put it, "human trafficking" 010
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 28/11/2024"Someone should write a book about that" falls into that beautiful list of wistfully lazy phrases that define humanity 021
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 28/11/2024What if instead of The Godfather, it was The Bogfather, and he spent all his time hopping around in a swamp 030
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 24/11/2024It turns out cash registers can offer this helpful withdrawal option to keep things straight 130
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 20/11/2024I just found out that, provided you've won more money on net, you can deduct from your taxes the amount lost from gambling. An honest-to-goodness Gambling Addiction Tax Credit. 150
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 19/11/2024You guys hear about this Pac-Man? That's crazy 152
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I dreamt I was at a McDonald's and was randomly enlisted into an improv comedy sketch where I was being interviewed and I tried to riff about these pesky children and then they shut the thing down for being too cringeworthy. 040
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 19/11/2024I wanna try my hand at flash fiction. Reply with one adjective and one noun and I'll go from there. 450
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 18/11/2024Now that I'm basically singlehandedly propping up civilization (working behind a gas station counter), I expect all my beliefs to be taken Seriously. 060
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 26/10/2024I've noticed some Fellow Ingrates have been getting settled hereabouts, and while I make no promises I'd like to at least acknowledge my presence. Hiya hello! 050
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 24/12/2023Butterflies are sweet. They even love nectar. Therefore, we should call posts here....sweets. 041
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 24/09/2023There are two states of being: "something" and "nothing." You don't wanna be the third thing. 010
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 23/09/2023I think I'm in the 99th percentile in being theoretically able to pull off a "lewd pure" aesthetic but the Audience just isn't ready 030
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 23/09/2023I don't have a firm, stone-set take on Truth^TM, but everyone who takes on and champions the label like they're a brave truth-teller is infested by severe and ravenous brainworms 042
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 21/09/2023Some people will duplicate their posts across different platforms. As a shallow showing of unoriginality, it is the Elephant Promise that I will not do this (by instead adding tiny differences when I copy them over) 021
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 21/09/2023Coming around to the tyranny of p values (was docked .2 points for choosing a reasonable hypothesis that just wasn't specified in the assignment) 010
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 21/09/2023Trying to work out the calculation for making an oblique reference to all the horny trans women here vs the cheap meta-commentary 030
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 21/09/2023French fries are good, but how could this be 130
Eloquent🏺Elephant @trunkulent.bsky.social · 20/09/2023Five groups competing in the Normal Contest to prove how Normal they are 032
Reposted by Eloquent🏺ElephantCosmological 🏺 @cosmological.bsky.social · 19/09/2023JOIN AMPHORA GANG 🏺🏺🏺 -NO IDEOLOGY -NO SYMBOLISM -NO MEANING JUST AMPHORA 🏺🏺🏺 Put an amphora in your display name! All the cool kids are doing it! 194
