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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!)

@truncheon.bsky.social
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There's nothing interesting about me except my dog is pretty cute I guess. Animator/Producer/MN native/perpetually disappointed Vikings fan he/him

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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn't a selfie.
“Stop overthinking” 

Babe, I use to count how many kids were ahead of me so I could figure out exactly which paragraph I’d have to read out loud

You think I developed this personality last week?
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
wrote a poem about dogs
screenshot of notepad:


dog talk

when you've had a dog for long enough
you begin to understand their language
my dog does not speak English, sadly 
but she does speak
bark

after 9 years, i recognize her 
bark
clearly and distinctly
among all the barking in my neighborhood

it is funny because i hear many other dogs
bark
from my neighbor's yards
but they all sound alike to me
for the most part

but my dog is different
and i can tell how she's feeling 
just by listening to her
bark

the most common is the excited
bark
of chasing a squirrel 
that escaped up a tree 

then there's the  
bark
when i'm teasing her with a treat 
and she simply would like me to give it 
to her and stop playing around 

it can be alarming when the
bark
changes halfway, going from excitement or playful
to urgency, fear   

you can hear the difference 
after enough time
and it is important to be able to recognize
when the
bark
goes from background noise
to something worth investigating 

this time, her
bark
was simply just alerting me
to a delivery driver with 
a package for me 

next time, though
surely next time her 
bark
will warn me of something
truly dangerous
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
y'all know what time it is
coming up -- goblin time
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
fuckers got me good
a dialect map that firmly places me as a goddamn minnesotan
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Guys, my friend Larry just shared with me the greatest chart I've ever seen and it honestly makes a lot of sense.
the series of charts that tells you how meth will make everything better, as provided by Larry (the meth dealer)
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Kathy Bates with the sledgehammer.
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
who wants this? like who gives a shit why scrooge sucks? he's an old rich guy who needed the threat of death and people being happy he was gone to realize he was a piece of shit.
stupid poster for the stupid scrooge origin story movie starring johnny depp
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
they are so so so fucking stupid and vile and have nothing other than toxic masculinity to cling to. this would be hilarious if it wasn't fucking infuriating
secretary of war pete hegseth announcing he'll be forcing gender-affirming care on soldiers
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
all the ghouls still breathing and they had to take our dear Sam from us
Dr Grant listens to the breathing of a triceratops. Notable because up until this moment, those had been extinct for millions of years. The joy on Dr Grant's face is palpable.
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
i can hear the line delivery with perfect clarity
a still image from an episode of the simpsons featuring many elements of british culture
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
Promo image of the main cast from the 2009 TV show “Kings” starring Ian McShane and a young Sebastian Stan.
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
it can't even be wrong consistently
Google AI search asking "how many days of the week have a fish in them" with the AI Overview answer saying "Two days of the week contain the word "fish" in them: Sunday and Wednesday." Which is insane. It goes on to say "If you meant which days of the week have the letter "F" in their names, the answer is also two: Friday and Saturday." Which is also, amazingly wrong.
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
this is something said by a man who has nothing to sell anymore, so he's making shit up
sam altman saying "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
maybe it will happen today in the twin peaks font over the twin peaks intro screen
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
golly gosh how could we have known this would happen
racist fucks gleefully holding up signs that read "MASS DEPORTATION NOW!", presumably at a trump rally sometime in 2024
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
this is the kind of cybertruck i want. give it to me but NOT if tesla builds it. tesla is not allowed to make anything good.
a picture from some sort of automotive museum that depicts an orange polygon that is apparently also a car. it's beautiful.
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Countries that do not embrace monorails could be 'left behind', says monorail salesman
it's the monorail salesman from the simpsons
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
I went to art school, and yet... I am very bad at color
You ranked 172,955 out of 175,259
30.84/50
Your confidence does not match your ability. At all.
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
someone's drinking the piss on the ISS
the ISS Piss Tracker account noting that the piss tank on the ISS has gone from 68% to 65% full
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
oh so a woman can't have hobbies?
mugshot of an unimpressed woman with an eye patch and a headline below it that reads "A NEW YORK WOMAN WAS DETAINED FOR ATTEMPTING TO RIDE A HORSE THROUGH A SUBWAY STATION, DRESSED AS A PIRATE AND HANDING OUT GOLD CHOCOLATE COINS."
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
it's GlobEx!
it's hank scorpio, CEO of GlobEx
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
you don't say...?
headline that reads "Nvidia halts plan to invest $100 Billion in OpenAi, WSJ says"
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
a flag with a red background and yellow cross. "No Meaning" is written beneath it
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
i wanted a never ending gif of this so i made one
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
ah shit
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
screenshot of a tumblr post by personsonable-deactivated201908 that reads:
  
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
This is my posting face.
A disheveled little black dog that’s just awoken from anesthesia. Blep in progress.
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
if you see this, we IMPLORE YOU to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation.
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Stephen Miller frantically calling trump with news about the perfect aryan specimen for his newly created cabinet position
Picture of a white haired orangutan with the captain “Alba, the world’s only known blue-eyed albino orangutan, hails from Central Kalimantan”
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
@hexxmaniac.bsky.social well…
A post that says “putting powdered sugar on the post below this one just to make it a lil sweeter” above a post that says “our society fucking hates kids man”
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Post a screenshot of your first 5 Steam purchases and let Bluesky judge you
list of steam purchases between july and december of 2009 that includes Samorost 2, mirror's edge, left 4 dead 2 preorder, machinarium, and half-life 2 deathmatch
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
you dont see these anymore. theyre gone. they took them from us because of woke
bop it
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Best Star Trek Crew, wrong answers only.
A promotional still of the cast of the NBC show "Hannibal".
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I don't think this is a bad result, but I don't think it's particularly good either. Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know: openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
Hughie from The BoysFlynn White from Breaking BadKif Kroker from FuturamaTina Belcher from Bob's Burgers
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Might need to get this hat to wear when I'm at work from now on...
A black baseball cap with white lettering that reads "please don't talk to me about AI. I will kill myself"
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Post your favorite one-word movie. 🌱
the theatrical poster for the film "Arrival"
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Quote post with a pic of what it’s like to date you
illustration of a thumbs up with a smiley face on it and the words "GRETAT JOB!" written above it
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
MARI-MAC'S MOTHER'S MAKING MARI-MAC MARRY ME! MY MOTHER'S MAKING ME MARRY MARI-MAC!
Julie Andrews with an acoustic guitar singing to a group of children on the mountainside in SOUND OF MUSIC
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
black paneer
Your gangster name is the color of your shirt and the last thing you ate. Who are you
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 22/03/2025
Without downloading new pictures, where are you mentally?
a picture of a poofy white dog with a somewhat sad expression sits in front of a juice boxt. it looks like the dog is drinking from a straw coming out of the juice box. the juice box is labeled "dumb fuck juice" and the dog has the word "me" written on its forehead
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
‘We listen and we don’t judge’ The face I’m listening with:
Donald Sutherland from Invasion of the Body Snatchers pointing at the camera with his mouth alarmingly agape.
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Post a pic of when your pet was little
The cutest little black dog you’ve ever fucking seen
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Bean
A little black dog curled up on the back of a couch cushion.
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
is this Rob Liefeld vindication!?!?
the famous illustration of Captain American, drawn by Rob Liefeld, where his anatomy is hilariously askew
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
The picture from the onion (I think?) of the guy who’s always wrong having made at least one good argument and you begrudgingly gotta hand it to em.
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 18/02/2025
love me some yins and yangs
screenshot of the Arcane opening with "A Netflix Series" written on a disc with an image on the left of Vi and on the right of Jinx
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
The Menards dvd bargain bin never fails
A dvd of a film called “the man who killed hitler and then the Bigfoot” starring Sam Elliot
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 31/01/2025
Two CPR dummies in position and with expressions that imply they are mid-coitus.
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
The nightly struggle
The snail in your ear meme. Snail says to watch one more video before bed.
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SPOOKY DAN (BOO!) @truncheon.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Monday Mandy
Close up shot of a little black dog laying on top of a couch cushion. She is the cutest fucking thing you've ever seen in your life.
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