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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Introducing our new range of Instant Drinks ...

Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

President Trump's plan to import Russian diesel to combat rising domestic fuel prices has sparked intense bipartisan and international backlash from critics who argue the move violates US sanctions and helps finance Russia's war in Ukraine.

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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I don't very often ask you lot for favours - but would you all take the day off, dress like twats and protest outside Chichester Town Hall shouting "Refund Mike's Parking Fine!!!" Also, my Mum would like a new house

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Beth Cooper 🏏 @bethcooper.fyi · 21/09/2026

Um....who knew @trumpton.bsky.social had such authority?

A bluesky post from @Trumpton.bsky.social asking
Has anyone considered turning the UK off and back on again
Followed by John O'Shea @politicalhackuk.bsky.social saying
Looks like a widespread power cut across south Birmingham. Pop another 50p in the meter @nationalgrid.bsky.social

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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Has anyone considered turning the UK off and back on again?

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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

One of these men is saving lives , safeguarding women and girls, boys and men. The other one has forgotten to wear his trousers.

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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

One of these men is saving lives , safeguarding women and girls, boys and men. The other one has forgotten to wear his trousers.

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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

What IS the point of all this?

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I came first in the Clacton by-election! Of the candidates who bothered to turn up for the results. Here is my victory speech!

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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I have received information from Trumptonshire Police about a credible threat to my personal ego. I shall, very bravely, take their advice and hide under a table hugging myself asking myself why I thought a By-election was a good idea.

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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Farage in last ditch attempt to beat Binface ...

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James Southern @james.fieldleveltech.org · 13/08/2026

So Sam (@tzartzam.bsky.social) has kindly let us at @fieldleveltech.org digitize his most recent and excellent roll and write board game. poll-and-write.uk While you're waiting for the count tonight. And if you think you know who's going to call it on: called-it.uk/election/par... (My bet is Bin)

poll-and-write.uk

Poll & Write Clacton: The Binface By-election

Play the print-and-play by-election online with a friend. Share a room code, pick Farage or Count Binface, and win Clacton's voters before bin day. No accounts.

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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

Establishment candidate? You decide. A side-by-side breakdown comparing Nigel Paul Farage and Jonathan David Harvey (aka Count Binface). #TheTrumptonProject #NigelFarage #CountBinface #UKPolitics #satire

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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Fáragë announces another By-election in Clacton ... #farage #binface #clacton

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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 28/07/2026

"When are you planning to tell them about the Vogon's plan to destroy the planet if Farage wins?" #Binface

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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Clacton by-election holiday camp - send Farage to Jail. #Binface #Farage #clacton

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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

I've designed an appropriately recycled, appropriately British, spaceship for @countbinface.bsky.social - can you spot the homages to British Sc-Fi?

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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 17/07/2026

In his inaugural speech as Labour leader, Andy Burnham argued that Britain took a series of wrong turns during the 1980s by centralizing political power and privatizing essential infrastructure, marking a decisive shift away from that era toward a new, "authentically Labour" direction.

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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

England fans surprised by announcement of new coach ...

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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

The Clacton Vote - ♪♪Everything is Awful...♪♪

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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

If Farage lays a wreath and there are no TV cameras there to see him, would he bother laying the wreath at all?

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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

Following the main political parties' coordinated refusal to contest Nigel Farage's self-triggered Clacton by-election, satirical candidate Count Binface has surged to become the second favourite to win the seat.

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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Personally, I find all these people jumping on the @countbinface.bsky.social meme distasteful. Anyway, here's my new profile pictures ...

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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Farage reveals his strategy to beat Count Binface

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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

Nigel isn't working. Clacton's better off with @countbinface.bsky.social

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Gaynor @iammrsdrake.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

This *needs* to be Count Binface’s election poster. @trumpton.bsky.social has smashed it!

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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

With the main mainstream political parties boycotting Nigel Farage’s Clacton by-election, the Reform UK leader faces a challenge from minor independent and satirical figures including Laurence Fox, Count Binface, and the Monster Raving Loony Party.

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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Following Nigel Farage's defiant resignation to trigger a Clacton by-election over his undeclared funding investigations, Lab, the Con, and the Lib Dems have all refused to field candidates, dismissing the move as a desperate stunt designed to run away from parliamentary scrutiny

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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

If there is a by-election in Clacton, Farage wins and is then deemed to be in breach of parliamentary standards and another by-election is triggered will it be called a Bye-Bye-Election? #Farage

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Trumpton @trumpton.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

Nigel Farage stated that he has "never been angrier in my life" after accusing The Times of directly threatening his daughter's security and exposing her to media harassment by publishing a photograph of her home.

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