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Keeping the champagne cold for when Trump is too.

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Trump Death Watch @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
DTQOTD (Donald Trump Quote Of The Day) "You could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, blood coming out of her wherever“ - referring to Fox News anchor Megyn Kelly in August 2015
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Trump Death Watch @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
let the darkness wash over you sir
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Trump Death Watch @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Today would be a good day for America’s shit stain to disappear. Fingers crossed.
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Jeannie's Fingers Crossed
ALT: Jeannie's Fingers Crossed
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Trump Death Watch @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Maybe “Epstein”?
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Trump Death Watch @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
It’s time.
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Trump Death Watch @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Dear Donald Trump, A new real estate opportunity awaits you!
Trump Tower in hell.
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Trump Death Watch @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Is Donald Trump the worst President in US history?
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a woman is sitting on a bed talking on a cell phone with the words my answer below her
Alt: a woman is sitting on a bed talking on a cell phone saying “yes”
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Trump Death Watch @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Soon…
A color meter showing an extremely high likelihood of Donald Trump’s demise.
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Trump Death Watch @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Trump’s tombstone might as well be a toilet because folks are going to be lining up to use it as one.
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Trump Death Watch @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
What do you think Donald’s last words will be?
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a black and white photo of a waterfall with a lot of water splashing out of it .
Alt: Scene from Citizen Kane where he says with a dying breath “rosebud”.
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Trump Death Watch @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Update from the White House
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a painting of a monster with the words " i 'm okay " written on it
Alt: a decrepit monster with the words " i’m okay " written on it
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Cartoon by @jesseduquette.bsky.social.
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Trump Death Watch @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Quiet Piggy
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Trump Death Watch @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
If some guy ever said "quiet piggy" to one of my daughters then they better run fast, because I would make him squeal.
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Khashoggi's Ghost @urocklive1.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
US intelligence determined that MBS approved the killing by Saudi agents of a US-based journalist inside the Saudi consulate in Istanbul, according to findings declassified in 2021 at the start of the Biden administration. Trump officials had refused to release the report. apnews.com/article/trum...
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Trump dismisses US intelligence that Saudi prince was likely aware of 2018 killing of journalist
President Donald Trump is dismissing U.S. intelligence findings that Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman likely had some culpability in the the 2018 killing of Washington Post journalist Jamal Khas...
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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David Corn @davidcorn.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Remember Jamal Khashoggi.
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.” Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
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Trump Death Watch @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
The writer’s have gotten so lazy this season. There are literally TWO villains named after cows and they even look similar. — From the Latin bovinus, meaning "relating to cattle” In English, it can describe someone or something as having a dull, placid, or slow-witted quality, like a cow.
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ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Milla Lorelei Mélomane 💙 ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ @britpoptarts.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Things that are pretty great: The CD you bought on a whim is actually really great Click-shut LEGO pirate chests that have little LEGO gold coins in them You remembered to put free sheets on the bed before getting tired That first bite of your favorite dessert Looking at your pet looking back at you
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Stephen Moran. @moranstephen1000.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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Trump Death Watch @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
Maybe it took a vile thing like Donald Trump for our country to see its seedy underbelly and finally reflect on our failings; so that we can look towards a brighter future guided by the light from mountains of burning MAGA hats. Or maybe we’re fucked, I dunno.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 15/11/2025
Wait. Why would Marjorie Taylor Greene calling to release the Epstein files be a betrayal to Donald Trump and the entire Republican Party?
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Trump Death Watch @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Is it possible they CAN’T release the Epstein files/evidence because they‘ve already destroyed it all?
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Trump Death Watch @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
The GOP would rather normalize pedophilia than admit they hung their entire party on the main pedophile.
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Trump Death Watch @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
If it looks like a pedophile And talks like a pedophile And acts like a pedophile Well…
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donald trump is wearing a suit and tie while making a funny face .
ALT: donald trump is wearing a suit and tie while making a funny face .
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Tom Bradley Jr. @tbradleywrites.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Using proper grammar, spelling, and punctuation is vitally important, especially on the off chance that Congress ever releases your emails as part of a probe into your perverted sex life.
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D. Earl Stephens @dearlstephens.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
I notice Karoline Leavitt didn't wear her 2-lb. golden cross, because she knew she had to tell some particularly grievous lies today ...
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Trump Death Watch @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
I’ve seen too many Alien movies to ever own a shower head like this.
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Leah Litman @leahlitman.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE
Rudy press conference at 4 seasons total landscaping
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 06/11/2025
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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Trump Death Watch @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
The head of security at the Louvre
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a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman in a black dress .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is standing next to a woman in a black dress .
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/11/2025
LEAVITT: It's absolutely true that there's fraud in California's elections Q: What's the evidence of that? LEAVITT: It's just a fact
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Trump Death Watch @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Yeah, hell is like that.
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Trump Death Watch @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Too soon?
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ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling with his mouth wide open
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
Sometimes it’s best not to respond and just leave things alone.
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Trump Death Watch @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
Get your Trump dick string lights, on sale now! tinyurl.com/5f4vmpkp
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ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ Milla Lorelei Mélomane 💙 ʕᵔᴥᵔʔ @britpoptarts.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
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Trump Death Watch @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars," "Star Trek," "Doctor Who," or "Transformers."
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social. Now THAT’S scary!
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Bob Cesca @bobcesca.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I called it. Unfortunately.
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🦋V. Bohème🦋 @vboheme.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
GM #5AMWritersClub The only ghosts awake at this hour are us, and thankfully, my coffee maker. ☕👻✍️ #AmWriting Some more #Halloween week humour. This one will may resonate with #cozymystery fans of a certain age.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
“He was very strong on congratulating me.”
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Barb Jordan @barbjordanaz.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Nuremberg 2.0 - crimes against humanity works too
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Trump Death Watch @trumpdeathwatch.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Can’t wait until they finish the ballroom and get the whole party together for one big ‘ol jamboree.
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