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allie 🐳

@truffulafruits.bsky.social
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(chuckling) nobody ever says italy. aka oflights.

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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
i have perfect, better than 20/20 vision until i’m wearing sunglasses. then everyone is just vaguely person-shaped.
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
yum. also pls read this it’s so good
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
!!!!!
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
rooting for germany against team turning point is interesting but i do what i must for canada's seeding
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Polaeart @polaeart.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Smith’s Boy — #kcd2 #henryofskalitz
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
no exactly lmao. like it’s very devil’s sacrament because they’re certainly having the same revelations about me (i keep liking stuff 😭) or about ray i guess, it’s technically his account, which is even funnier
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
idk what it adds to the ongoing cooking discourse happening on that other place that, instead of making homemade mac and cheese like i’d planned, i ordered a brown rice bowl with salmon and sautéed veggies for dinner. it was a great choice
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
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a woman in a purple shirt is yawning while sitting at a desk in an office .
ALT: a woman in a purple shirt is yawning while sitting at a desk in an office .
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winged-fool @winged-fool.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Radzig Kobyla has been dead for 610 slutty, slutty years
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
went out, in the snow and cold, physically to a whole foods, which is not local for me! to purchase a specific salsa i like. needed this salsa. have now made and eaten tacos TWICE, forgot to use the salsa both times. is it ADHD or a brain-eating amoeba???
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wormstvan @chiieur.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Another #hansry comm for @agildedtriptyph.bsky.social !!! LETS FOLD THAT MAN IN HALF
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
he’s perfect
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
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a man in a suit and bow tie holds his hand to his forehead in front of a chalkboard that says subject
ALT: a man in a suit and bow tie holds his hand to his forehead in front of a chalkboard that says subject
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birds von bag @birdsbag.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
saw a pinterest ref, had to make it a blacksmith’s boy
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
eating a salad in winter feels so unwholesome. like, you should be soup but you are not
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
i submitted iron & wine's such great heights to music league for the up-leveled covers round and my coworkers are doing this to me
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
omg. dub name day and they’re not even from the dub! amazing
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
i can’t believe it never occurred to me that women have their own version of dub name day lol. the all have to be from western canada, right?
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Pina🍍 @pinacoladamatata.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
your son calls me daddy too.jpg
a comic of kingdom come deliverance. in the first panel henry and hans stand looking at one another fondly with hans arm over henry's shoulders and henry's arm around hans' waist. in the second panel Godwin and Radzig drink wine while Godwin says "Young lord Capon is getting married soon, he seems...happier than i expected" while Radzig says "hmm..." in the 3rd panel it is a close up with the rings on henry and hans hands highlighted. the last panel shows hans on the left looking over his shoulder at radzig and smirking, who is on the right and is glaring at hans.
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
i want to find out how old that ishmaelle writer is but i think it will give me an instant nosebleed. possibly a brain hemorrhage who can say
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Kyle @nerdybirdnerd.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
This was the plot of KCD right?
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18+ HELLTYDE | COMMS OPEN @helltyde.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
henry from kcd (commission from @gumbyscout.bsky.social tyy)
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
im so happy for him
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
you get it!!
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
exactly!!! henry loves to eat, too, and hans takes his duty as a lord seriously so he's very committed to providing for henry. henry being fat and happy is a great accomplishment for hans
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
i always think about a scenario where henry has gained weight from living peacefully in rattay and hans is like :D i did that!! that was me! look how well he’s living and what a good job i did taking care of him!!! :D like he would be SO proud. not to make your fat hairy barbie doll kiss a ken but
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
lol i don’t even like the “it’s an illusion!” explanation anymore. just delete the abs!! cast them out!!!
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Lasko but on Patreon🔞 || comms closed! @kadavarium.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
he can take them both and not only in a fight — #kingdomcumdelivery
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
planning a tattoo appointment in february, a hair appointment in february, another after hours party at the morgan in february, fun and joy in february!!!
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
my gen z assistant keeps me so honest
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이오타토(Eotato) @eotato.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
#HansryCozyWinter Day1 By the fire #Hansry 자기전에 호다닥
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
ahhh you look amazing! that is a perfect rosa fit and it came out so well! i'm glad you had a good time 😍
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
wfh friday afternoons at the end of the first terrible week of 2026 are for getting fully under the covers and just poking the track pad every once in a while. in my professional opinion
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birds von bag @birdsbag.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
#hansry
it’s hans capon and henry of skalitz from kcd2. they’re both naked. henry is sat on a bed and hans is climbing on to join him.
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birds von bag @birdsbag.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
we could have had it all
it’s fat henry. the buttons on his gambeson won’t fasten over his tummy
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
oh i am obsessed. OBSESSED
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birds von bag @birdsbag.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
new perk point available #samry
a drawing of samuel of kuttenberg and henry of skalitz from kcd2. sam is sat on a stool, partially dressed. henry is knelt between his legs in just his braies and hose, looking up at Sam, with one hand wrapped around Sam’s dick. There’s a little string of spit connecting his mouth to it. Sam is looking down at Henry and asking “How are you so good at that.”
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
gnarly and semine though…i’m listening. i made henry wear that necklace throughout my entire playthrough for a reason, maybe
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birds von bag @birdsbag.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
#hansry
henry of skalitz and hans capon from kcd2. they’re sat in front of a bathtub, dripping wet. henry is in just his braies and hans in in just a shirt. henry is sucking two of hans’ fingers.
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
god i cleared those out once i got good enough. so much fun. you can still do this just with knocking them out and using lullaby i guess
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
💚💚💚 happy new year, linda!
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
happy new year, friends! i have short ribs braising in the oven, a cat in my lap, a new book to start, and a trip to the cloisters to look forward to tomorrow. doing my very best to start 2026 off correctly 😌
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
you are on absolute tear oh my god. i wish i could be the pope sixtus to your michaelangelo. you could draw a beautiful sistine chapel ceiling of kcd porn
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birds von bag @birdsbag.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
#samry
samuel of kuttenberg and henry of skalitz from kcd2. they’re in bed partially dressed. sam is on his back with his legs spread, swearing in german. henry is on his side next to sam, kissing his neck and calling him brother.
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birds von bag @birdsbag.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
what could he do? should’ve been a rockstar (but he didn’t have the money for a guitar) what could he do? should’ve been a politician (but he never had a proper education) what could he do? should’ve been a father (but he never even made it to his twenties) what a waste #kcd2
a drawing of henry of skalitz from kcd2 based on the combat game over screen. he’s dancing with two skeletons, a sword through his chest.
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
exaaaactly you get it. henry would absolutely roast him, too, just like “is it in yet?” to be obnoxious and hans is. so into it lol
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
i put my window fan in the bedroom and now i sleep under it with freezing winter air blowing directly on me all night and it is perfect. simply unmatched. i have not slept this well since the heat first came on in november
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birds von bag @birdsbag.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
thump thump thump
hans capon and henry of skalitz from kcd2, fucking. henry’s sat on a crate with his legs wrapped around han’s waist, who is standing next to the crate
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
BIRDS. YES
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