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allie 🐳

@truffulafruits.bsky.social
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(chuckling) nobody ever says italy. aka oflights.

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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
i have perfect, better than 20/20 vision until i’m wearing sunglasses. then everyone is just vaguely person-shaped.
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
yum. also pls read this it’s so good
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
rooting for germany against team turning point is interesting but i do what i must for canada's seeding
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Polaeart @polaeart.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Smith’s Boy — #kcd2 #henryofskalitz
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
idk what it adds to the ongoing cooking discourse happening on that other place that, instead of making homemade mac and cheese like i’d planned, i ordered a brown rice bowl with salmon and sautéed veggies for dinner. it was a great choice
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winged-fool @winged-fool.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Radzig Kobyla has been dead for 610 slutty, slutty years
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
went out, in the snow and cold, physically to a whole foods, which is not local for me! to purchase a specific salsa i like. needed this salsa. have now made and eaten tacos TWICE, forgot to use the salsa both times. is it ADHD or a brain-eating amoeba???
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wormstvan @chiieur.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Another #hansry comm for @agildedtriptyph.bsky.social !!! LETS FOLD THAT MAN IN HALF
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birds von bag @birdsbag.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
saw a pinterest ref, had to make it a blacksmith’s boy
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
eating a salad in winter feels so unwholesome. like, you should be soup but you are not
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
i submitted iron & wine's such great heights to music league for the up-leveled covers round and my coworkers are doing this to me
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Pina🍍 @pinacoladamatata.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
your son calls me daddy too.jpg
a comic of kingdom come deliverance. in the first panel henry and hans stand looking at one another fondly with hans arm over henry's shoulders and henry's arm around hans' waist. in the second panel Godwin and Radzig drink wine while Godwin says "Young lord Capon is getting married soon, he seems...happier than i expected" while Radzig says "hmm..." in the 3rd panel it is a close up with the rings on henry and hans hands highlighted. the last panel shows hans on the left looking over his shoulder at radzig and smirking, who is on the right and is glaring at hans.
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
i want to find out how old that ishmaelle writer is but i think it will give me an instant nosebleed. possibly a brain hemorrhage who can say
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Kyle @nerdybirdnerd.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
This was the plot of KCD right?
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18+ HELLTYDE | COMMS OPEN @helltyde.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
henry from kcd (commission from @gumbyscout.bsky.social tyy)
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Lasko but on Patreon🔞 || comms closed! @kadavarium.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
he can take them both and not only in a fight — #kingdomcumdelivery
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
planning a tattoo appointment in february, a hair appointment in february, another after hours party at the morgan in february, fun and joy in february!!!
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
my gen z assistant keeps me so honest
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이오타토(Eotato) @eotato.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
#HansryCozyWinter Day1 By the fire #Hansry 자기전에 호다닥
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
wfh friday afternoons at the end of the first terrible week of 2026 are for getting fully under the covers and just poking the track pad every once in a while. in my professional opinion
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birds von bag @birdsbag.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
#hansry
it’s hans capon and henry of skalitz from kcd2. they’re both naked. henry is sat on a bed and hans is climbing on to join him.
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birds von bag @birdsbag.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
we could have had it all
it’s fat henry. the buttons on his gambeson won’t fasten over his tummy
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birds von bag @birdsbag.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
new perk point available #samry
a drawing of samuel of kuttenberg and henry of skalitz from kcd2. sam is sat on a stool, partially dressed. henry is knelt between his legs in just his braies and hose, looking up at Sam, with one hand wrapped around Sam’s dick. There’s a little string of spit connecting his mouth to it. Sam is looking down at Henry and asking “How are you so good at that.”
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birds von bag @birdsbag.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
#hansry
henry of skalitz and hans capon from kcd2. they’re sat in front of a bathtub, dripping wet. henry is in just his braies and hans in in just a shirt. henry is sucking two of hans’ fingers.
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
happy new year, friends! i have short ribs braising in the oven, a cat in my lap, a new book to start, and a trip to the cloisters to look forward to tomorrow. doing my very best to start 2026 off correctly 😌
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birds von bag @birdsbag.bsky.social · 31/12/2025
#samry
samuel of kuttenberg and henry of skalitz from kcd2. they’re in bed partially dressed. sam is on his back with his legs spread, swearing in german. henry is on his side next to sam, kissing his neck and calling him brother.
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birds von bag @birdsbag.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
what could he do? should’ve been a rockstar (but he didn’t have the money for a guitar) what could he do? should’ve been a politician (but he never had a proper education) what could he do? should’ve been a father (but he never even made it to his twenties) what a waste #kcd2
a drawing of henry of skalitz from kcd2 based on the combat game over screen. he’s dancing with two skeletons, a sword through his chest.
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
i put my window fan in the bedroom and now i sleep under it with freezing winter air blowing directly on me all night and it is perfect. simply unmatched. i have not slept this well since the heat first came on in november
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birds von bag @birdsbag.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
thump thump thump
hans capon and henry of skalitz from kcd2, fucking. henry’s sat on a crate with his legs wrapped around han’s waist, who is standing next to the crate
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birds von bag @birdsbag.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
starting a trend
hans capon and henry of skalitz wearing their medieval gartered hose with modern suspender belts and panties. the only
other clothes they’re wearing are their hoods.
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
happy has no earthly clue what day of the week it is season to all who celebrate
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birds von bag @birdsbag.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
when your bodyguard decides to cheer you up by sucking your soul out of your dick #hansry
hans capon and henry of skalitz from kcd2. hans is sitting on a bench with his legs spread and henry is knelt between them with his head in hans’ lap
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
sometimes you just gotta
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birds von bag @birdsbag.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
made a henry hare #kcd2
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
winter break day 2 activity: watching someone who clearly did not know troy was real get absolutely scalped on twitter all day there were other activities, including making pistachio ice cream and going to the hardware store, but this was the most fun
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birds von bag @birdsbag.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
painted a guy
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
the von aulitz scene in the praguers’ camp alone should have won goty imo
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
first day of winter break and i was the laziest i’ve ever been. slept 11 hours and woke up like i’d been out at a bar crawl. watched youtube for three hours. read a terrible fanfic. cut up hot dogs into goodles mac and cheese for dinner, ate it in my underwear. a perfect day so far?
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
thinking of this joke for no reason
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Pina🍍 @pinacoladamatata.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
"and from then on, they only fought side by side-"
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
made protein cookies and cream ice cream in the creami...no one can say shit to me, i am so powerful now
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birds von bag @birdsbag.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
You’ll have to take him first #kcd2 #hansry
A drawing of Hans Capon and Henry of Skalitz from KCD2. Its a depiction of when Henry challenges Jan Zizka to a duel to defend Hans from Zizka’s bandits, drawn in a faux-medieval style, with a mixed Leipa/Skalitz border around the edge
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Misfit Lunatik @misfitlunatik.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
“Our gentle sin.” #hansry 💛
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Lars @berglars420.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
a sensual and passionate man!
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
rf kuang getting dragged all over the internet
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a cockroach is sitting on a couch in front of a television with the words " good good " on the bottom
ALT: a cockroach is sitting on a couch in front of a television with the words " good good " on the bottom
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Wyatt 🌟 @radiantfinale.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
🪢 Day 3: Wrestler / Escape Artist #NaughtyKnightsKCD #hansry #kcd2 (※ Hans/Henry)
Digital illustration: Henry from KCD2 lies with hands bound behind his back in rope harness, and gag around his mouth. Hans leans over him.
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
okay i DO agree with this but it was absolutely perfect for the finale of hamnet. no more though. max richter you can stop people from killing it (i had no idea he did the whole score until i googled 'was that richter's on the nature of daylight', good for him, the score was phenomenal)
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allie 🐳 @truffulafruits.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
hamnet absolutely ripped my heart out, my god
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Lasko || oops! all Hans edition @azvhaalk.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
stigma
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