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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Sometimes, late at night, I wonder whether Bon Jovi is as talented a gunslinger as he claims, or if he's just given to fanciful boasting.

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I long as I wander this godforsaken hellrock we call Earth, Abbie the Cat will always have a posse

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Sometimes a person is driven to eat gobs of something. Deciding gobs of what, now that's the human condition

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Biblically accurate angels are neither biblically accurate, nor angels. They're just some silly old scamps with eyes like twilight of the dawn and the voice of Bobby Hill.

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Reverse Corinthian with rows of mini-eyeballs for teeth is actually more concerning in many ways

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Whenever one of your friends tries something new fashion-wise and it's clear they put a lot of effort into it, be sure to say something like "Nice costume!" so they learn their lesson. Unless you don't care about social cohesion...

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The powerpoint presentation I gave to leadership entitled "This world runs on blood and I deserve more PTO" was apparently NOT well received.

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Actually on second thought don't wake me up when September ends, never wake me up

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Given his frequent forays into different reality TV competitions, it only makes sense for Gordon Ramsay to enter and win Fat Bear week.

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

One thing about Reacher is you should never ask him a rhetorical question because he will answer it and likely in the rudest way possible!

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

My horse psychiatrist says I probably sleep in an UNstable! I think I'm paying her too much

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

In a stunning setback that served to reaffirm long standing medical assumptions, Novartis' Pelacarsen stumbled at the finish line in phase 3 clinical trials as a much hyped cure for the Summertime Blues

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

I've long ago given up on good things happening but it doesn't seem like it's too much to ask for some bad things to happen to bad people.

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

It terrifies me to know that every year more people are born who won't understand the artistry behind my Austin Powers impersonation. To them, it will be nonsense.

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Crusher and Troi went through the teleporter together

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

They did that Picard Inner Light thing to me but I kinda checked out on the catastrophic climate changes because they gave me a Gameboy Advance instead of a flute

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

All politicians should be at least 1.5 times the size of the average human and run on platforms such as getting their magic goose back or grinding bones to make their bread. Unless they don't want us to take them seriously??

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Did we ever figure out who got the hooch

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

It's strange that breakfast is the only acceptable meal to have in bed. Breakfast in bed: Oh my, I'm really being pampered on my special day! Dinner in bed: I talked to the doctor and it's not looking good. Save your strength.

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

I just found out that Beetle Bailey's real name is Carl James Bailey. I don't have any illusions that this is important or useful to know, but information yearns to be free and who am I to stand in it's way

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

You guys have concepts and events on your bingo cards? All mine has is these stupid letters and just between you and me they're not even any of the good letters

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Analogies are like magnets. How do they work?

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

Making collect calls from my unlimited free calling cell to all my friends to gauge their current tolerance level of me

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

It seems to me that the fire is not ceased. I don't think the fire ever was ceased. Words are fun

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Duck Duck Goose didn't prepare me for shit, what the hell elementary school

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

I didn't have the heart or the guts to tell all those well-wishers that I am not, in fact, a jolly good fellow. It just seemed super important to them

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 01/07/2026

Everyone you meet is fighting an invisible toddler but the toddler is invincible and the toddler is patient.

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

Chuck Schumer(probably): "In response to this adninistration's egregious abridgements of civil liberties and the ongoing assault on voting rights, Democrats have started the process to discuss bringing a bill to the floor to rename it 'The Great American State UN-Fair'."

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

It's been like 40 years, I think it's well past time America got randomly, intensely into Australia again.

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

What do you mean I'm not a "well-qualified buyer?" I love buying stuff, whether I can afford to or not!

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 21/06/2026

I want to replace all my old bones with new, better bones. I'm ready to go and even pay out of pocket but I just can't bring myself to get into the whole ship of theseus bullshit discussion with my PCP. Too old for that sophistry

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I wish I could say I'm enjoying watching From, but honestly at this point the only reason I'm sticking with it is that next season is the last. It's not about not getting answers or whatever, it's just so oppressive watching everything the protagonists try always fail or somehow make things worse

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

If I could clone myself I would make us star in As Seen on TV style infomercials where my clone would do things badly without the product and get grievously injured and I would be sitting there sobbing and begging someone to help them.

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 09/06/2026

I'm fairly accomodating and because the song never said to stop I'm still doing the Curly Shuffle. My life has been ruined

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

When I wake up every morning hella yelling, we just call that scream of consciousness

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

My milkshake brings all the ants to my car I spilled it When I braked too hard

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

Is Kristen Schaal still a horse? Or was that just a phase? Showbiz is a mystery to me

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Wait, dawn isn't normally in the PM! This crazy band has everything all twisted up

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 23/05/2026

The best way to make Don Jr seem not scary is to imagine giving a speech to him naked

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

YES The Grink was there and I hope he burns in hell!

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

That's not who we are as a country!

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

No, don't redistribute our tax money to a bunch of undeserving reprobates, that's not the America I know!

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Are those guys in the truck convoy still trying to circle DC or have fuel prices dampened their fervor

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Sounds like this guy has a weird fetish

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 16/05/2026

Vote Blue no matter who guy complaining to the owner of the Chinese food restaurant because their fortune cookie says "you will soon have an exciting opportunity" instead of detailing something outrageous trump tweeted last night

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

After much consideration I've decided I don't like the Sprite in you, if anything it makes me respect you less

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P a r t y D u d e @trudgedrudgery.bsky.social · 11/05/2026

A weird historical quirk most people never stop to interrogate is that we now call them "Movies" because the first films were about moving into a house in Amityville where that asshole the devil lives.

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