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The Troys Are Back In Town

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the kind of expendable and invulnerable that makes the perfect henchmen

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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 3h
I'll undercut this bait by admitting that I'm pretty toasted and it is bait, but I'm pretty sure Protest the Hero is better than Slayer by a lot.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 5h
Gmail inbox with 94k unread emails
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 5h
Yeah man, the lighting on that scene was something special, I get why people study it.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 6h
Harvey Keitel operating on cruise control is still a hell of a thing to watch. The last days of commitment to practical effects even for schlock. There's so much to love.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 6h
This may be the first time anyone has thought this but anyone else think that young Juliette Lewis looks like she could grow up into Sabrina Ionescu? I can't explain it beyond "their faces rhyme"
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 6h
I get it, this is like a middle aged koala earnestly being like "y'all have been keeping this eucalyptus stuff a secret from me?!"
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 6h
me too
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 6h
Everyone I've ever met must have been under the assumption that I've already seen From Dusk To Dawn because none of them have told me to watch this perfect film for idiots.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 10h
I've seen it a handful of times before, I think Andrew Luck made a habit of it, but it's just a delight to catch it in action.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 10h
lmao I'm pretty sure Bo Nix straight up said "SOMEBODY JUMP!" when he realized nobody was buying his fake hard counts
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 11h
When Harris lost, largely because she did a lot of California Dem things, I was convinced there will not be another California Dem who is remotely viable in presidential politics for a generation. They'll try, they'll raise and spend a lot of money, and it won't matter. I still think that's right.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 11h
I think this is a misread. This is fully what California democrats are like and what their institutions reward. He's so sheltered by state politics that he can't recognize how weak he would be nationwide, particularly in a competitive primary.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 12h
it is sincerely funny that Tim Kennedy almost died from joining the shittiest merc firm in all of Africa just because its founder is, like him, a loud racist idiot on television.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 12h
I'm still mad at the people who made me waste my time watching any of The Fall of the House of Usher.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 13h
IDIOT TIE, HELL YEAH!
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 13h
Personally enjoying the "wait... are we sure Mike Flanagan is good?" discourse. The answer is no.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
impossible, elbows only cause cuts
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High_light 𓁹‿𓁹 @highlightt.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Sam Altman come out here i just want to talk.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Never. I am an archivist.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Last year's pricing vs now. Holy fuck.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm getting alerts from my 4 Bay NAS with 6TB drives in each bay that it's nearly out of storage space. It has too much movie in it.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
wanna guess what is about to happen?
A massive spike in the viewership timeline of Nate Marquardt vs Tyron Woodley.
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Brad Hill @threesteaksmafia.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wemby waiting for his microwave burrito to finish cooking
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You should give in to your instincts to adopt another one, and name her something like Dolores or Beatrice. Pets deserve old person names.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
delightful collection of live-in jerks, very happy for your feline burdens
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I would like to see pictures of Big and Bug and the others who I assume are named something good like Goomba and Boo.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Curious how the option is just as available yet not considered for Dylan Roof
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Personally I would like bad things to happen to the UK as well, so I'm rooting for maximalism as long as the Warhammer and Taskmaster exports continue.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
A few category idea other than food for a pet name: Old person names: Herbert, Geraldine Brand name prescription drugs: Cialis, Humira Minerals and elements: Barium, Manganese, Radon Things that don't really exist anymore: Phonebooth, Newsstand, Shame
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Yeah, that was really helpful. I understood the scale of wrongdoing was huge but it's worse than I imagined. It's hard to come up with a sporting punishment that would be overkill, seems like straight up seizing the team with no restitution to owners and auctioning it off at a discount would be ok.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If I see a chocolate lab named Whiskey I am shooting their owner with a squirt gun.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
one genuinely unpopular opinion I have is people need to stop naming their pets after food. If you did it more than five years ago you're fine but the trend has passed, it's more annoying than cute now. Get a new idea.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
one of the reasons people let me get away with playing D&D the way I do is because if my character is going to die because of their deep and horrible flaws, well, that's how their story ends. The idiot died and probably deserved it. I'll just imagine a new horrible guy who can join next time.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Bit of disagreement here, there absolutely is voter fatigue. That's how Stewie got just enough of a bump to win MVP in 2023. A'ja took that personally, decided that's never going to happen again, and doesn't let anyone else even near the conversation anymore.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I would guess their thinking is the manual override is for the minimal inputs required to course correct a situation the AI is not prepared for. Like doing something tricky if they get high centered on debris or stuck on the floor or something, then turn it back to the AI immediately.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yes, it sounds like they had no human intervention in this fight (which they lost essentially because of poor driving decisions). They can override it and go manual but I don't think they did. Also, previously: bsky.app/profile/troy...
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
There are plenty that I root against but have no genuine animosity towards. I hate Witch Doctor.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh my god and now the one AI powered bot is appealing their decision loss, a whole episode of whiny fucking dork losers!
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I have a grudging respect for things like Chris Paul pointing out untucked jerseys and such, but if you're playing those strict rule enforcement games then you have to live and die by it. Otherwise you're just a smug little weasel.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
On this most recent fight they raised a huge stink about something allowed within the rules but maybe not in the spirit of the competition, and then did the same thing with something marginally outside of the rules but within the spirit of the competition. Heads I win, tails you lose ass weiners.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It is really difficult to overstate how much I hate the robot and Battlebots team known as Witch Doctor.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is the third time I've ever watched it, and am clenching my fists to know the fingernails are still there and safe and not leaky. Gross movie, hate how it felt, wonderfully made!
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I always save The Thing for my Halloween night watch, it's the capstone for a month of horror movies. But I forget how much grosser and wetter The Fly is and probably should have put it later in the schedule too.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What streaming platform will show a snuff film? Maybe Rumble or X, but otherwise they'd have to build their own. How resilient will other companies in their tech stack be to protest? Cloudflare probably wouldn't touch it. What shoddy cybersecurity will they be able to scrap together?
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not anywhere close to the main point here but I do not believe this administration can successfully do this, on like, a production and technical level.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
...i could make one for a holiday, there's nothing stopping that
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If it was the kind that also had a soft serve dispenser then I'd have to
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I did an unfortunate level of diligence on the costs here (in 2019). Even the Celebrity Divorce figure has a citation if someone asked for it.
During a recent appearance on the Left Unsupervised Podcast, Slash's ex-wife Perla Hudson discussed the divorce process and her current relationship with the GN'R guitarist.

As widely reported, Slash and Perla reached a divorce settlement last month, entitling her to $6.6 million plus $100,000 a month in spousal support and $39,000 a month in child support.
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The Troys Are Back In Town @troyponce.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I can make a copy of this sheet and send it to any of you if you'd like to tinker with it. Add whatever you can imagine spending your billion dollars on, as long as you can find a price for it. Or just add more waterslides, a larger family, more cocaine. It will hurt your sense of scale.
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